the internet and lego lost at sea

Because l am a very sad man and find the legolostatsea site fascinating in an an artistic and pleasing for the eye kind of way, l came across this.  Exactly the kind of thing the internet should be used for. 

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drunken waxwing birds

My new favourite type of bird - the waxwing. They gorge themselves on fermented  fruit until they are so drunk they collapse. Hard core - they know the score.

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Shangri-La's - 'Give Him a Great Big Kiss'

allison pearson's white privilege

 Ably supported by shit stirring Telegraph 'newspaper', this is the very definition of white privilege.

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worlds oldest man dies

Must be something in the Liverpool waters, and it means l am one step closer to becoming the worlds oldest man myself. Mind you, l've still got plenty of years to go before reaching that kind of age.

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Steve Harley - The Best Years of Our Lives (2014 Remaster)

me in the pub later on, plus local kids

 This will be me very soon listening to some of the political views in the pub.

And here's the local kids reaction when they see my outfit.

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the pigeon at delhi international airport

 Now this made me laugh. Now it's your turn.

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refugees, rich landlords, and affordable housing

 Still true.

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bulwer street, bootle flooding

Haven't seen this on the TV, but l guess flooding in Bootle isn't as newsworthy as elsewhere (or maybe l'm just biased). This is Bulwer Street in Bootle, very close to where l used to buy American comics from in nearby Knowsley Road. My sympathies to them all.

Photos are from The Liverpool Echo - here.

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treetrunk v fingerprint

We are all part of the earth together, made from space dust and intertwined. Now where did l put my acid?

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another optical illusion

 I will never tire of these.

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my old living room

This is not actually my old family home's living room, but it could well have been, and captures the old ideas of home refurbishment exactly (and yes, we did own that picture and cupboard).

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MC5 - Kick Out The Jams - Live Tartar Field, 1970

when football rivalries were different

This is an example of real rivalries back in the day when football was better. Manchester United versus Dirty Leeds (top picture) and Liverpool, with the top photograph featuring King Denis Law and Pat Crerand, ready for battle.  These colours don't run etc.

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Squeeze - Tempted (Official Music Video)

still waiting for my bloody parcel

I was expecting a parcel the other day and really looking forward to it (even more records). Rather sadly for me, it's gone on a bit of a road trip to the wrong depot in Derwentside, so the waiting continues.  It's seeing more of the country than l have recently.

And if you're wondering what records, it's this bootleg box set. I'm salivating with anticipation.

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keir starmer jimmy savile investigation

I was out and about last night and once again the issue of Keir Starmer supposedly deciding to not prosecute Jimmy Savile came up, as people are still convinced there was some sort of cover up by Starmer when he was head of the CPS, despite this being discredited many times. It doesn't help when people like the lying scumbag Boris Johnson deliberately spread these tales to score political points, as he obviously has no shame and a complete disregard for the truth. Below story (which features Johnson) is from the BBC, and can be found here.

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the ill informed robert jenrick

What a knobhead Robert Jenrick is.  Here he is (again) showing his ignorance of world events. The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Putin, and Khomeini died in 1989. The Tory party, out of touch as usual. Imagine the fuss in the newspapers if a Labour politician posted this crap.

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Squeeze - Another Nail In My Heart (Official Music Video)

Bob Dylan - Isis (Live Footage - Madison Square Garden - 1975)

Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue (Official HD Video)

rupert murdoch cookie cartoon

 Always good to repost this classic (don't know the cartoonist).

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this will be me in a few years

 If my parrot dies, this could well be me in a few years, only surrounded by records and books.

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excellent scottish wall art

Now this is what l call very good indeed.  I remember it is somewhere in Scotland but can't remember where (and can't be bothered looking). Feel free to look it up yourself, while l put the kettle on.

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water companies blocked by ofwat

At long last Ofwat are doing something.  Much too little, and much too late, but it's a start. From Sky news.

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queen camilla literature award

How come l never get presented with awards like this? (Looks again) Oh........now l get it. What a load of crap. Abolish the monarchy.

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andrew tate and vaccinated women

As Andrew Tate joins Bluesky and manages to last a day before being banned, here's a reminder of a vaccination classic.

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maurizio cattelan's $6.2m duct taped banana

Bloody Hell, l must be rich!!  I've got one of these next to my bed for emergency provisions. Someone telephone Sotherby's  -  l'll be in the pub celebrating.

Story here.

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john prescott rip

John Prescott had a many faults (don't we all) but was 100% a working class Labour man who loved the party, was a huge part of the 'New Labour' victories, but was unfairly maligned with the 'two jags' moniker, as though you're not allowed to treat yourself to a bit of luxury if you are working class but earning decent money.  Sod that - if you earn the money, do what you want with it. He was also infamous for smacking a protester who threw an egg  at him, but l have no issue with that, and would probably have done the same. We could do with more of his kind in politics and parliament now.

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Nine Inch Nails - Copy of a (VEVO Presents)

jeremy clarkson - still a twat

Of course entitled fuckwits like Jeremy Clarkson know no shame and will say anything to defend their position, however abhorrent. The BBC should never have him on again, but let's face it, that's not going to happen. The interview is here.

And this made me laugh

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landlords and small violins

Poor mite. Pass me the worlds smallest violin. Thousands are using foodbanks, kids are going hungry, and the media churns out this sort of crap. Absolutely no sympathy.

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oasis tickets misshap

Bugger!  I Thought it was a bit easy buying my Oasis tickets. I really should have looked The small print.

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bob dylan - a complete unknown posters

Some cool posters for the upcoming Bob Dylan bio 'A Complete Unknown' by needledesign. I'm very much looking forward to the film, and praying it's not going to be crap, but l have reservations.

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severn trent taking the piss

Nationalise now, and keep the profits. Then sue them.

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the royals profiting from charities

It's been a couple of weeks, and l'm still waiting to see further news coverage of this Dispatches / Sunday Times investigation. Obviously it's been kicked into the long grass by the powers that be. 

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destroying useless ppe

 Rather surprisingly (or not), l haven't seen much on the news about this.

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ricky gervais's afterlife - it's funny

 I'm a fan of Ricky Gervais, and think his 'Afterlife' series is one of his best. This clip, although cruel, made me laugh out loud when l first saw it.  Perhaps l need help.

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now this is looking cool - bob dylan

This is how a man about town who wants to ooze coolness should look. Bob Dylan at the peak of his magnificent powers.

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the daily mail backing liz truss

 A reminder of The Daily Mail backing Liz Truss. Reader (spoiler alert!) -  it didn't end well.

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me listening to farmers on the news

 This is me listening to the farmers on the news saying how poor they are.

And another reminder..

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16 Horsepower - Black Soul Choir

marc bolan judy cover

We were talking about these sort of covers in the pub last night.  I guess it was cheaper to have a drawing rather than paying for a photograph, but some of the artwork comics used was atrocious. As an example, I present this Marc Bolan cover in Judy. Horrific.

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dark humour dementia warning

Well this is bad news.

 

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