private eye - unwise but not illegal

 

cold war steve

 

the non existent uk / usa trade deal

It will come to no-ones surprise that this was all lies and there was no such deal, but duly reported as such by the client newspapers. They have now admitted they have given up all hope of a deal.

The most corrupt government l have ever known (and l'm old!).

Never vote Tory.

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tory corruption #22456

 

young ladies advice from the suffragettes

 Can't say l disagree

if carlsberg did karma

 

police shooting range

 

the daily mail blames the lib dems

Bunch of Bastards!!  The Liberal Democrats have been in charge for less than a month in Woking.  The overspending was by the previous Conservatives in power, but why let the facts get in the way when you can appropriate blame on a party The Mail does not support.

Twats!!

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jeremy vine can fuck off

 

T. Rex There Was A Time / Raw Ramp / Electric Boogie (Get it On 'B' Side)

This was only the 'B' Side of the T. Rex 'Get it On' single.  Talk about getting your money's worth.

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the 1986 princes trust line up

At the time of the Princes Trust in 1986, l thought most of these were old bastards and way past their best.  Second part of that statement was definitely true with some of them, but looking at their ages now they certainly don't seem so old.

  

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prince george owning land

 

our glorious leader meets the public

Our glorious leader Rishi Sunak out and about meeting the great British public, exuding his natural charm, charisma and Bon Homie.  Feast your eyes upon the publics faces and body language.  What a smooth operator he is. I just wish l had been there. Truly a giant of the political world who understands and is at peace with the titans of industry and the lowly workers. What a colossus of a man.

Vote Tory!!

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The Rolling Stones - It's Only Rock 'n' Roll - Ronnie Woods original home Demo

Also includes Mick Jagger and David Bowie.

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unwise - not illegal

As the Philip Schofield saga drags on and on (and on), remember - It was unwise, not illegal.

More examples.

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GB Bastard News - not a News Channel

 GB Bastard News congratulating itself as a favourite news outlet (according to 45,000 people). 

It's a pity that Ofcom can't see that a channel with News in it's title, with lots of news shows on which it prides itself, is not subject to news broadcasting regulations as it is not deemed a news channel by them.

If that's justice - l'm a banana.

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donald trump should be in jail

There are many reasons l believe Donald Trump should be serving jail time (not that l think he ever will), and l am not alluding to anything with this photograph of Trump, Epstein, and some youngsters, but come on!  I would have been banged up years ago.  

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saying farewell the boris johnson way

 

the staircase to heaven by strijdom van der merwe

I really like this optical illusion structure. It's called 'Staircase to Heaven,' looks like it's heading upwards at an angle, but is actually flat.  Very deceptive and clever!  It's by South African artist Stijdom Van Der Merwe, and located in Taitung County, Taiwan.  More information about his artwork can be found here.

Bottom photograph from here

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rspb advert - get your lads out for the tits

 It may be spoof, but it's still a killer advert.

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Etta James - I'd Rather Go Blind

The Faces (With Keith Richards) - I'd Rather Go Blind 1974

Chicken Shack - I'd Rather Go Blind

Ike & Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits (1973)

Here's some Tina Turner after her sad death today.  Can't say l'm much of a fan of the later blockbusters such as 'Simply The Best', 'I Don't Need Another Hero', 'Private Dancer' etc, although l was pleased she had escaped from Ike and made her fortune. However, l did love her earlier stuff, and would have paid good money to have seen them in about 1971, but even l'm not that old. 

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Ike & Tina Turner - River Deep Mountain High (original 1966 promo)

Ike's in the credits and in the promo, but had bugger all to do with the song.

Ike & Tina Turner - Proud Mary live on Italian TV 1971

the beautiful imagery of lego lost at sea

I've posted some of this stuff before, but it's worth repeating.  One persons junk and lost or discarded items are transformed into another's beautiful creation. I'd stick these on my wall (if l had any spare room).

From the Lego Lost at Sea site

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the tory family

 Another excellent cartoon by Peter Brookes in The Times

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how can l get my sex life back?

 

french woman living it large - paris 1945

The French - they are different from us.

If l ever end up buggering off somewhere hot and living in a cave by the sea, this French lady from Paris 1945 is demonstrating what my daily sustenance would be.  Six bottles of red wine, and a baguette. l think l could live off that for a while. 

 Photograph by Branson Decou. 

 

got my voter id card!!

Pretty soon with this corrupt government, this will be the only acceptable card you will be allowed to vote with.

Remember - Never vote Tory.

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Shakin' Stevens versus Richard Madeley

Ralph Vaughan Williams - The Lark Ascending

Lenny Kravitz by Ciko Dika

An outstanding photograph by Ciko Dika of Lenny Kravitz.  Rock photography at it's best, of a man who knows how to dress and pose like a proper Rock and Roll RockGod. The hair!  The leather keks!  the snakeskin boots! The Flying V Guitar!    

What more do you want?

 

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The Pixies - Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)

anger transference - richard sargent

Anger Transference by Richard Sargent (1954).  Still relevant today.

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my kind of cough syrup

Now this is the sort of cough syrup l can get behind!

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broken tory promisies #623

 

a cat showing off

 I'll admit l had to take a second look to see what the real picture was.  Still funny though.

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Laura Nyro - Wedding Bell Blues / Poverty Train - Monterey 1967

I love Kate Bush as well as the next man, but lve posted this before and it's magical 

it's hard to be an everton fan

A great response from Andy Jones which all football fans can relate to at one time or another

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Elvis Presley - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

the daily mail hit another new low

The Daily Mail hit new lows as they try to blame a woman for rapist Wayne Couzens' actions.

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Elliott Smith - Between The Bars

Big Fat Mama - Status Quo The Midnight Special 1974

Rick's voice is shot, but what a great find. First time l've ever seen this

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Primal Scream - Come Together (Demodelica)

I received the new Primal Scream Demodelica album the other day and am absolutely loving it.  Obviously the Screamadelica album is a classic, but it is great to have all these other demos and alternate versions out there in the ether as well. Reader, l liked it so much l bought the cd version as well, which is money well spent in my eyes. 

Now pass me my drugs, l'm heading back to the turntable.

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cat in a hat

Rather sadly, l don't have cats anymore and would be unable to have them because of Mr Parrot.  However, if l got another one in the future, they would be dressed like this at every opportunity.

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isaac hayes in his floral kitchen

This is a rare photograph that l don't want to see in colour, as l value my eyesight, and thing my retinas would be severely damaged if l did see a colour version.  Isaac Hayes in which l presume is his kitchen, but whoever's kitchen it is, they have gone that extra mile with the floral decoration.

Times and tastes were so much different back in the day.

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nick drake on the cover of mojo and uncut

There is a very large gap between these front covers of Mojo and Uncut magazine featuring Nick Drake on the cover, but they both look great. As l am a sad bastard, l am seriously considering getting this months Uncut (the middle picture), despite already owning it, as l have the subscribers edition further below, which may be a great photograph of Nick, but l'd like the two similar looking editions.

Once again, l need more money and a bigger house.

Or treatment. 

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Alice Cooper - Under My Wheels

Hawkwind - Brainstorm

50 years old.  Imagine listening to music from 1923 when this was released in 1973. Unimaginable.

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so high asf

Now that is high!  Made me laugh outloud.

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mel giedroyc steals eurovision

Tonights Eurovision highlight. Mel Giedroyc churning butter. Something l never imagined happening, even in my wildest dreams. England is mad.  

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this music sucks cartoon

 

the beatles get back photo session

Well blow me down with a feather (Clever Trevor).  I always knew there were various photos of The Beatles proposed Get Back  album (later renamed Let it Be) on the EMI stairwell, but didn't realise the shots were done over two days, with The Beatles wearing different clothes. Later used as the cover for the 1967-70  Blue compilation (and the Get Back bootleg lp). Every day is a school day.  

Photos by Angus McBeam

 

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