At the Drive-In – One Armed Scissor (Later with Jools Holland)

 

cnn - looking forward

 

trump wins crufts cartoon

 

danny dyer speaks the truth (again)

 

a dodgy lion haircut

If you think your day is going badly, look on the bright side. At least you haven't gone to the cheap lion's barbers that's just opened. 

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morrisey and pete hegseth nonsense

As the old Bob Dylan review once said - What is this shit? They must have both gone to the same school of nonsensical reasoning. Or (and more like it) Orwellian 1984 classes in Doublespeak.

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the iranian strait of hormuz lorry solution

This is a great solution. As long as the lories are as large as they are in scale on the map. Fucking idiots.

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dread zeppelin - all l want for christmas is my two front teeth

 

dread zeppelin - heartbreaker

 

walking to work cartoon

 

inviting the neighbours round didn't go as planned

Come on round and watch the football, have a couple of drinks, but an early finish as l've got work in the morning.

Three days later........

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the immigration protesting (knucleheaded flag shagging) bet lynch mob

 Take a bow Andrew Harrison. That was very well played indeed. Look it up if you don't understand.

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epstein files / indiana jones crossover cartoon

 

the uketsu strange pictures / houses / building books

As the third book of the Uketsu series was about to be released a couple of weeks ago, l re-read the first two (Strange Pictures and Houses) and have just finished the third (Strange Buildings) which l had preordered. They are all intriguing and engaging, plus easy to read, but each one contains darkness and horror that slowly builds and creeps up as the stories evolve (as many Japanese prefer). All are worth reading, but l still prefer the first one, probably because it was so different and unexpected when l first picked up a copy with no prior knowledge in a charity shop.

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new yougov voting poll

 I can understand the (possibly racist) knuckle headed poorly educated or very old flag shaggers falling for Farage's nonsense, but 19% would still vote The Conservatives in????  Fuck my old platform boots, no wonder l drink. I blame God.

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sean duffy - missed connections

 Sean Duffy is calling these photographs that he took in Venice 'Missed Connections', and who am l to disagree, as l love the photographs, and the title gives them extra resonance. Splendid work.

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kemi badenoch - the mother of all u turns

Just as Farage did the other day, but the right wing media will still say Starmer is weak, incompetent and wrong. What a time to be alive.

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iranian media are straight to the point

Who can argue with this?

And in other unrelated news......

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drug dealer sentences compared to rapists

 This.

the war funding cartoon never ages

 

alexa - show me a two faced hypocrite called farage part 4666367667

 This after banging on in all the right wing rags and TV platforms that Keir Starmer was being weak for not joining in the war on Iran and offering unconditional support to the orange kiddie rapist.

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when doctors get shipwrecked cartoon

 

hey - magic mushrooms - we've all done it part 934646565356

 This made me laugh and l can relate to it in so many ways. Apart from money from my dad (use my own), being at Uni (never went), seeing Keith Harris and Orville (substitute another crazy gig), and waking up in hospital (ended up in hospital), but the rest of it - spot on.

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let's not exile trump

 I'd agree with this, but l'd much rather Trump (and his enablers) were in jail. For a very long time.

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khalaf ahmad al habtoor's statement

 These kind of strong rebuttals of Trump  and Lindsey Graham is exactly what we need. Well said.

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ahoge - stupid hair

You've just got to love the Japanese and their sometimes crazy fashions. Obviously l will be styling my hair like this from now on, even if it's just to annoy the philistines at my local. It's always good to be interested in all things culture wise, and if it helps wind people up, all the better.

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you won't use the weapons against civilians? cartoon

 

I swear movie 2025

 What a fucking movie! I can't recommend this enough and it is now on Netflix so if you haven't seen it, do so ASAP. It's a true story, it's incredibly moving, but l cried with laughter on many occasions as it's also hilarious, with some top class inventive swearing. The original documentary (John's not mad) is also available on youtube and also well worth a watch. Thank me later.

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the american airstrike at the iranian school update

 Let's not forget, the American's knew what they were doin and targeted it twice, no matter what the lying kiddie shagging rapist war criminal has to say about it.

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farage - what did l say roy?

And after all the travelling, the greasy little toad never got to meet with Trump.

 

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the walk back from the pub is still exorcist country

 The walk back from the pub on Sunday evening. Still deserted and like being in a remake of The Exorcist. Or was that actually being in the pub?

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the t. rex gig l should have gone to

I never got to see T. Rex and would have loved to have seen them in their prime, but l was going to go to this show at Newcastle City Hall. However, my girlfriend at the time couldn't make it so l decided (rather foolishly as it happened) l'd wait till the next tour. For those not in the know, Marc Bolan died shortly afterwards so this turned out to be my last chance. Bugger Bugger Bugger. 

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the recent rolling stones bootlegs

Pictures of my Rolling Stones bootleg purchases from Saturday. Very pleased with them, and if anything, I should have bought more.

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international women's day cartoon

 

ice deport a deaf child

 More heartlessness from ICE and the Trump Government. I really hope that one day people will be held to account.

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gavin newsom - in memoriam kristi noem

Although Gavin Newsome will not confirm he is going to run for president, as he's said it depends on his family situation, l really hope he does. He's open, engaging, charismatic, bright, self deprecating, empathetic and pretty much everything Donald Trump is not, and America deserves someone a lot better once the orange kiddie shagging rapist has gone.

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