pass me the world's smallest violin

 No. The fury did not go too far. Fuck him.

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the greenland hospital boat - another epstein distraction

 Once again, the orange sex pest child rapist tries to distract from The Epstein Files. Greenland / Denmark's health care is free and better than the USA version.

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I killed adolph hitler cartoon

 

more farage crap - this time chagos

 This.

Also....

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the (former) prince andrew's ordeal gets worse

 By Cold War Steve.

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when the 4th e kicks in

 What a photograph the original is, but we've all been there back in the day.

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alien - the short version

 Now this is very good. Also available as a t-shirt from here.

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little timmy robinson grifting again

 

Can’t You Hear My Heartbeat - Goldie & the Gingerbreads

 Lazy Sunday anyone?

der tagesspiegel trump cover

 Very well played to whoever came up with this. Obviously a homage to Grace Jones, but still excellent.

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slightly water damaged records

Want some records mate? Slightly water damaged? Just need a bit of a clean.

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jfk jr / kid rock workout picture updated.

 Much as l can't stand JFK Junior. he's pretty toned. All that cocaine and heroin must have done him some good. Mind you, our British version is a bit shit.

Our sad version.

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the royal transport has been updated

 From The New Yorker.

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international times - left half bruce lee

From when Manchester United were  much worse than they are today (1974). And yes, my MP was probably a pervert.

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frank collins - baptism of fire

 I was recommended this book by a mate who served with Frank Collins and although it will not go down as one of my favorites, it was still pretty interesting, especially his transaction from SAS fighter to a man of God. However, knowing he took his own life the year after publication made the last page pretty poignant.

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The Skip - Goldie & the Gingerbreads

 

catterick fashion in the 1970's

 I  remember moving to Catterick after living between Oxford and Reading, and coming into contact with many men dressed like this (but not just men). My flabber was gasted.

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andy burnham and bus passes

 Nice one Andy, and keep it sweet. Now let's make this nationwide.

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the waynes world / (former) prince andrew crossover

 Magnificent. Well played.

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look and learn - the reform edition

 

marc and mickey in bravo magazine

A rather splendid poster of Marc Bolan and Mickey Finn of T. Rex in Bravo magazine. This would have been on my bedroom wall when l was a youngster if l had owned it then.

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trading succulent state secrets?

 Excellent stuff. If you know, you know.

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The Day Today - Constitutional Crisis Film

 

The Time Machine (1960): Banned Alternate Ending and Hidden Truth

the new pub outfit is sorted

Just about to head off to the pub for the Wednesday drinkie poos. Luckily l have my new outfit sorted, which should go down a storm. Don't ask who's on the leash.

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thomas massie - just in case..

 Trump's America part 56664646856. If l was him l'd avoid windows in high buildings.

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little tommy robinson - still a hypocrit

 So l take it that it's now OK to flee from your homeland to another country and seek refuge?  Hypocritical twat.

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st valentine - well l never knew that

 This is news to me. Fascinating news, but still new. I'll have to investigate further now.

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david bowie - valentines day official video

 

manchester united - immigrants sign

 True dat.

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jesus - worst sermon ever cartoon

 

an excellent (pisstaking) review on whisky online

 The Od Man of Huy has surpassed himself with this review. Quite magnificent, and very well played.

From Whisky online - here.

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cornholio - a modern update

 If you know - you know, but this made me laugh.

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the big push - praise you

 

texas - listen to me

 

the jim ratcliffe / rupert murdoch 'that foreigner wants your cookies' update

 

Bob Cort RIP

 Harold and Maude. If he'd retired after that he would still be a legend in my house, but he went on to have a long and distinguished career.

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comic genius at fawlty towers

Fawlty Towers has dated a lot, but a lot of it was comic genius. I probably laughed louder on a regular basis watching that show than anything else, and it's still funny just reading the scripts. Here's a snapshot of genius at work.

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nme advice re david bowie and his tight pants

 From the NME, Feb 10th 1972. If this doesn't make you want to pop out and catch David Bowie, nothing will. Just before he went supernova, and probably at the Toby Jug, not The Fox. 'Gaze at his skin tight pants'. A throwback to Epstein seeing The Beatles at The Cavern? (or Leggy Mountbatten and The Rutles). Small venues and interesting acts - l'm all for them (as well as tight pants).

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primal scream - come together

I'm in there somewhere.

 

reform using the donald trump fascist playbook

Let's be clear here. Reform asked if a Reform MP (Sarah Pochin) could come to debate and Bangor University said no. A deliberate ploy to stoke up outrage and issue the type of threats any Fascist government would be proud of. Never vote Reform, who are without any shred of doubt racist, transphobic and homophobic.

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when queen were great - the 'now l'm here' adverts

 I saw Queen many times back in the day, and this is a period when they were magnificent. 'Now l'm Here' just released as a single, and the 'Sheer Heart Attack' album getting heavy rotation in my household, helping e cope with the demise of Glam. What a time to be alive

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peter thiel, palantir and the antichrist

Another scandal that will raise it's ugly head soon. Peter Thiel and Palantir should be nowhere near our national security databases.

The full article is here.  but many similar ones can be found with a very quick search.

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radiohead's creep - as if by the beatles

 

a modern robin hood

 Well played. Very well played. A hero for our times.

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the usa map of bears

 Thinking of heading to the (not so good at the moment) USA and unsure where bears are? Worry not. Here's a handy map. Thank me later.

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