the nile from space

 The Nile, photographed by the ISS. It looks pretty impressive.

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some good books to read

 If the state wants to ban them, then they must be worth a read. Time with a good book is never wasted.

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the new drunk and drunker film looks a bit crap

Let's face it, they could still call it dumb and dumber.

 

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a difficult wank

My poor old eyes had the misfortune to see this, and now you've suffered as well. The very definition of a difficult wank. Happy dreams tonight.

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where did l put my extra small violin?

 

my house cleaning is taking longer than l expected

I'm trying to sort the house out a bit but l think l may be having a bit of an acid flashback. There's only one solution. Pass the freaking drugs!!!!!

From Petr Valek

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scared of paddington

 My friend and his family have just been to that London to see Paddington. I think it's fair to say that one of the children enjoyed meeting him more than the other.

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the right wing press are getting worried

I think the right wing press (in this case The Telegraph) are getting worried about the rise of The Green Party. Their rich owners are probably panicking about being held to account and being taxed.

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the trump jesus / doctor picture has been updated

This is more like it.

 

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the iran war summed up

This pretty much explains everything. Well played.

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tim curry is 80 - a reminder regarding dress

 The rather magnificent Tim Curry is the grand old age of 80 today. I may even give his album a  spin later on to celebrate. He's the reminder that women may like men dressed like this...

They find them sexier dressed like this.

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Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground

 

space - it's still big

 We are insignificant little creatures in the great and vast cosmos, so try and do a good deed every day, enjoy your life while you can, and try not to harm anyone else. Sunday's sermon is now over.

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reform unveil their new candidate - edward tattsyrup

 

andrew tait - still a tosser compared to keith richards

 Remember when skinny young lads wanted to emulate this fine young chappie, rather than the likes of Andrew Tait? The world doesn't always progress for the better.

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obama and mamdini meet the children

Remember the days when American politics gave you hope? It could be that way again once the war mongering corrupt kiddie rapist soviet puppet and his lickspittle sycophantic enablers are out of power.

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this far side cartoon predicted the future

 Gary Larson - a prophet. This is from 1987.

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donald trump's health goes downwards cartoons

 How Trump is at the moment...

How he'll end up....

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the perfect hanger for your spare wires

 Add a photograph of his Bobness to your normal hanger, and hey presto!!

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we are not alone

More here. 

Donald Trump - Suspicious Mines (Official Music Video)

 

Robert Johnson - Cross Road Blues (take 2, test pressing)

 

two days off work - todays mood

I've got two days off work and l've got an easy week ahead of me, so l'm just chilling out and taking it easy, hoping for a Manchester United win at Chelsea this evening. Wine and food shall be taken then.

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the pulp fiction follow up looks a bit crap

 I don't know about you, but it looks like Quentin Tarantino has lost the plot.

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the epstein files get worse

 I'm sorry, but what????  Get them released.

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the pope versus maga cartoon

 I'm not religious, but l know who's side l'm on.

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another coldwarsteve classic

 

jonathan livingston seagull - richard bach

I saw a picture of this book cover a couple of days ago, and was immediately transported back to my younger self, reading it for the first time and being blown away by it. I may have to dig it out and re-read it in the next few days. Hippie writing at it's finest, and l remember reading a few ore of his over the years. Hopefully l've kept them all together.

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once again the pub let me down

Another disappointing Wednesday get together at the pub this afternoon. I really need to lower my expectations.

What l hoped for.

The reality.

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the grand canyon from space

The Grand Canyon. It's big. Very big.  If you zoom right in you may see me standing on the edge of it (after l'd stood on The Hoover Dam). My (now ex) wife was not impressed.

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the big 3 and shocking blue - separated at birth

 

donald trump's new cognitive test

 

america - it depends who you kill

 Equal under God my arse.

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dealing with the leeds defeat

How my night progressed after the Leeds defeat. Rolling Stones bootlegs and two bottles of red wine helped ease the pain (plus some smoked sausage and cheese).

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buy a net ffs

How difficult can it be to buy a large meshed net? 

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bees - did you know

 If this is true, it's very touching, so l certainly hope it is.

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mystery books in the library

Well played. Very well played.

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l've found my perfect woman

 At long last l think l've found my perfect woman. Obviously the fact that she is a cartoon is not going to prevent me fantasising.

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l'm not too keen on my new uniform

I work in care and enjoy what l do, but l'm not too keen on our new uniforms. I blame God.

 

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the epstein files - a reminder

 

how l feel about the rolling stones

 This pretty much sums up my feeling on The Rolling Stones. I still love and play their earlier stuff, but there new albums certainly don't get much airplay in my house.

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life - it depend how you look at it