Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
cocks of the north
Monday, 28 April 2008
indian meal and chelsea
Up at lunchtime the next day for the Chelsea against Manchester United game. Another poor performance from United and it is certainly squeaky bum time now. Hope they go out and attack attack attack on Tuesday against Barcelona, could do with a good game at the moment. Rooney didn't look too good when he came off, hope he's fit in time. l predict 3-1 to United (if they go for it).
No change with mother. Still being sick, drugs and steroids not working at the moment (if they ever will). Just got back from the hospital, running out of things to talk about. Eating plenty of her fruit pastels though. Toodle pip
Friday, 25 April 2008
barcelona
Wednesday, 23 April 2008
more cancer updates and liverpool last minute goal
Had to phone my mums brother in Liverpool and tell him the news. What a pisser. Obviously he is also upset and wants to be kept informed. Unfortunately, he does not have loads of money and cannot afford to travel up all the time, so will try to get through near the end. Not sure how close my mum and him were, after all, they are brother and sister, but there is a ten year age gap between them.
Loved my uncle when l was young. He was the man who took me to Manchester United games and got me supporting them, even though we are both from Liverpool (he used to go to games in the early 60’s). Although l became mad about football, my father had no interest in taking me, but my uncle did. I will always be thankful to him for that.
Anyway, lets see what the morrow brings. Till then … Toodle pip
PS Own goal for Liverpool at the kop end tonight, four minutes into injury time – brilliant!! (Although l don’t like Chelsea, l can’t stand Liverpool football club - way too successful over the years).
Tuesday, 22 April 2008
amazing spider-man comics
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AMAZING-SPIDER-MAN-1-40-AM-FANTASY-15-BOUND-VOLS_W0QQitemZ310025599469QQihZ021QQcategoryZ32739QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1638Q2em118Q2el1247
Monday, 21 April 2008
more cancer updates and ipod news
On a lighter note, my brother has just been on the phone from Leeds for an hour, as he has just purchased his first ipod, and needed instructions to get his ipod and itunes up and running. He said he had been pratting about with it since lunchtime today and felt like throwing it out of the window. All sorted now though. Wait till he receives my bill for the expert advice. he won't be so happy then. Toodle pip
jacques brel - mathilde
Here's Jacques, influenced Scott Walker, who influenced the Last Shadow puppets sound. Check them all out.
The Last Shadow Puppets - My Mistakes Were Made For You
Another top song and the album is great as well - go buy or download it now!
Saturday, 19 April 2008
dickie best
His family, who were with him when he passed away at a Hospital in Dundonald, have described him as "irreplaceable".
"Over the years, as everyone knows, Dad had his sorrows to bear but he faced them always with courage and dignity," a family statement said.
Brings back memories of George and his funeral, plus of course the innumerable magical football moments he provided over the years. Ronaldo is doing the business this year (and last year), but to me, Georgie was the man. Until the later years, he never went down easy, and hardly moaned about some of the outrageous tackles that went flying in against him. Just picked himself up and got on with it. What a player.
I know George had his demons to fight and was not always a nice man, especially to his wives, but the way he played football made me want to play and made me fall in love with the game. He is one of the men that made football beautiful.
Praise the lord for Dickie then, for without him, there would have been a huge void in the great scheme of things (whatever that means). Toodle pip
trevor eve as hughie green
Trevor Eve was fantastic in the Hughie Green biographical film on BBC4, which l have just watched on sky+.
Eve looked uncannily like the Opportunity Knocks presenter even though he just used facial mannerisms and a little make up. I never really considered him as a good actor before, having only seen old Shoestring episodes and never having watched Waking the Dead. Credit where it's due though, it was definitely the best performance so far in the curse of comedy plays (even Ken Stott couldn't match it playing Hancock).
Mark Benton (the fat one from the bank ads) plays Green's arch rival, Stars On Sunday host Jess Yates, who Paula Yates thought was her father, until the News of the World reported Hughie Green was, a couple of days after Hughie's funeral. Paula appears on television in the background.
Didn't enjoy Mark Benton's performance, as l couldn't forget the bank ads. Trevor eve more than made up for it though. Buy the man a drink! Toodle pip
another bleeding cancer update
Floyd Mayweather vs Big Show
No wonder the English take the piss out of American sports. What a load of crap this is. How Mayweather can lower himself to take part in this is unbelievable.
Thursday, 17 April 2008
brother visiting
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
Monday, 14 April 2008
Saturday, 12 April 2008
cancer update
Working this weekend, so l am not visiting till Monday. l am however, looking foreward to United against Arsenal on Sunday. You may think l am in denial going on about football at this time, but it is just the way l feel. The illness still has not affected me, apart from making time for visits and phone calls. More news as it comes - God, this blog is starting to get depressing. l will have to put some links to comedy or porn to liven it up. Or comedy porn - sounds like my sex life.The wife does always laugh when l get naked (only time l do make her laugh). Till next time toodle pip
Friday, 11 April 2008
cancer
Not sure how l feel about all this. Other people are all a lot more upset than me, even my wife. Obviously l feel sorry for the condition my mum is in and how scared she must be, but l am defiantly lacking something. l know people may say l am in shock and maybe l will be a lot more upset later on, or even tomorrow, but l doubt it. It upsets me more seeing people close to me upset. Hell, l even cry if l see strangers crying or upset on the TV. Think l have too much bottled up inside (serial killer alert!!).
l remember when my dad died. My immediate family and my step family were all crying and hugging, but l felt nothing like that. l was pissed off that they had those feelings and l didn’t. l even turned up late for the funeral and did not put a flower on his coffin. Don’t misunderstand me, before he died, l used to go and see him in the pub, but he was just like some fellow l knew in there. Not a father figure. l have a horrible feeling that history is going to repeat itself.
Anyway – find out more tomorrow
Toodle pip
PS Still pleased United beat Roma – football has always been there for me
Thursday, 10 April 2008
ambulance blues
At least Manchester United beat Roma at the same time all this was going on. Barcelona in the semi finals should be good. Squeaky bum time again ( yes my mum had that as well ). Toodle pip
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
fun at the weekend
Up early the next day to go to Boro to watch the Manchester United vs Boro game with Robbo. Chucked it down with thick snow and the 2-2 draw was not so good but we had a laugh. Had some food with Robbo and Kerry then back to Catterick ( via dropping off a present for Dazzer in Stockton ). Last night of the owners of the Colburn Lodge, Sue and Martin, so stopped off there and continued with the merriment. Nicked myself a framed picture of George Best from the pub that l had my eye on for a while. Took it up to White Shops to show it off and continue drinking, then walked back home for midnight. lt's a hard life. Toodle pip
Friday, 4 April 2008
the english language
Thursday, 3 April 2008
who needs water ?
l say drink more lager and wine, avoid salad if possible ( especially celery ), put mayonnaise on nearly everything and do illegal drugs ( in moderation ). Water and salad is bad for you. Then again, you should see the state of me. Toodle pip
Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Hancock and Joan - The Curse of Steptoe and Son
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
The death of Ivan Ilyich
Ivan Ilych Golovin, a high court judge in St. Petersburg with a wife and family, lives a carefree life that is "most simple and most ordinary and therefore most terrible." One day, he begins to suffer from a pain in his side. As Ilyich's discomfort increases, his behavior towards his family becomes more irritable. His wife finally insists that he visit a physician. The physician cannot pinpoint the source of his malady, and soon it becomes clear that his condition is terminal. He is brought face to face with his mortality, and realizes that although he knows of it, he does not truly grasp it.
During the long and painful process of death, Ivan dwells on the idea that he does not deserve his suffering because he has lived rightly. If he had not lived a good life, there could be reason for his pain; but he has, so pain and death must be arbitrary and senseless. As he begins to hate his family for avoiding the subject of his death, for pretending he is only sick and not dying, he finds his only comfort in his peasant boy servant Gerasim--the only person in Ivan’s life who does not fear death, and also the only one who shows compassion for Ivan. Ivan begins to question whether he has, in fact, lived rightly.
In the final days of Ivan’s life, he makes a clear split between artificial life, the life of himself and his family that masks the true meaning of life and makes one fear death, and authentic life, the life of Gerasim. Authentic life is marked by compassion and empathy, artificial by self-interest. Then “some force” strikes Ivan in the chest and side, and he is brought into the presence of a bright light. His hand falls onto his nearby son’s head, and he pities him. He no longer hates his son or wife, but rather feels sorry for them, because he has found at last a joy in authentic life and they will continue their artificial lives, fearing death. In the middle of a sigh, Ivan dies.
Monday, 31 March 2008
Midnight Express truth revealed by Alinur Part-1
Just watched the film Midnight Express again - great film, but it shows all the Turks to be gits, which they are not, they are some of the nicest people l have ever met. The film says it is based on a true story but the book is completely different. Here's an interesting interview with William (Billy) Hayes, the person the film was based on.
Sunday, 30 March 2008
united edge closer
Friday, 28 March 2008
new york
Thursday, 27 March 2008
NEIL INNES - PROTEST SONG - Rutland Weekend Television
Classic stuff - and l am a big Dylan fan. Remember seeing this when l was a kid.
you tube vids
Status Quo- Caroline - Disco 1973=
ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS OF ALL TIME! WHEN THEY USED TO STILL BE A ROCK BAND
mgmt
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XVnRzEjpUmE
This is our decision to live fast and die young - we've got the vision - now let's have some fun.
arctic monkeys / shadow puppets
This song is great - undertones of scott walker doing jaques brel. Love the arctic monkeys but this is completely different. looking foreward to the album.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XGV8xCkpXjE
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
words as weapons
test your ears
http://mp3ornot.com/
l guessed right!
good friday in the boro
Good Friday in M’bro was excellent – went through early to meet Robbo and Kerry (our best mates) and then a taxi into town for about 1.30. Told there had been a load of raids on pubs ( apparently the Coronation had been done twice ) so we thought it may be an interesting day.
Decided to go to the House on Linthorpe road for the first drinks, plus a bite to eat (chips! – yum yum). Was having a fine old time on the big round table by the door, even though it meant we were sitting miles apart from each other. Were joined by Kerry’s brother Matty and his flatmate Pee Wee, who is a bouncer in the Boro. Kerrys other sister Gill and Danny her husband also met up with us and then it got silly. Obviously we do not do anything illegal, but everyone during the day was on pills or coke, which made conversations ridicules.
The Southfield and the Crown were no better – mad talk and lots of games of pool ( l am superb – undefeated during the day )..
Remember dancing to Family Affair and Dance to the Music by Sly and the Family Stone, getting my hair tied back by the girls, chatting to Pee Wee about his dodgy past, cleaning, coke, and ecstacy changing the face of football violence ( that’s another story ). Mandy behaved herself, Robbo flaked out, Kerry chatted non-stop and l explained to Matty how Ronaldo takes his free kicks ( with Matty trying to wind me up ).
Taxi back to Kerry and Robbos at Nunthorpe then time for bed.
Went to the Coronation for lunch and a few drinks as Mandy was reluctantly driving. Dropped off Kerry and Robbo at Teeside park then back to the wine bar. Chatted to Nikki the barmaid about the boob job she wants ( she is only 19 ) and back home to sleep. Found l was left with a pill in my back pocket. Wonder who put that there. Piss poor weather but a great time. Toodle pip
Thursday, 20 March 2008
out and about
Had a family do on Friday which we didn't leave till 3 am, so it must have been good. The other half certainly got drunk but managed to stroll home afterwards ok. Plenty of food, drink and piss taking, so l enjoyed it. Tried to hop some of the way home (as you do ) but had to give up. Dodgy knee. Nothing to do with old age or the drink.
Out again all day Tuesday in our local wine bar ( which we call the wine bar ! ). Playing pool, drinking and piss taking. Another fine day. l can see a pattern emerging. Not to keen on people chatting to me who l can't remember though. Have a lot of people round where l live that know me or know of me, but l do not always know them. Bit awkward when they try to speak to me for to long. Don't mind chatting for a little bit but not for too long ( unless they are interesting ).
People also have crazy memories, loads of people round here think they went to school with me or remember me when l was a kid, but l only moved to Catterick when l was 16. Mad bastards. Maybe it's me. Maybe l have gone mad and did actually go to school here.
Anyway - bank holiday tomorrow. Off to Boro with some mates for another all dayer. Have to get some rest and beauty sleep ( lord knows l need some of both ). Toodle pip
Friday, 14 March 2008
champions league draw
To my reckoning, and with lots of hope, l make Manchester United to be favorites. Arsenal have to beat Liverpool, then probably Chelsea, then United or Barcelona to win it. Liverpool have to beat Arsenal, then probably Chelsea, then United or Barcelona. Can't see Fernabahce beating Chelsea, but Chelsea would then have to beat Liverpool or Arsenal, then United or Barcelona.
With a bit of luck, United should beat Roma, then Barcelona in the semi final ( although that will be tough ) and one of the English teams ( which l think they would do ).
Personally, l would like all the other English teams to be knocked out and it to be a United against Fernabahce final. Think it will be Manchester United against Chelsea though, with United winning of course! Can't wait! toodle pip
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Autobiography
Started to write (at long last ) my life story. Has taken a lot of prompts from people and it will need checking over and altered for the better when l have finished, but hey, it's on the go!
Not doing it in any order and l will try and be as honest as l can, although some names may need to be changed for legal reasons.
Not doing it an chronological order, just certain events, as they spring to mind.Once l have done quite a few l may have to think about it more and prompt people for their memories of events.
Doing it in cyberspace with no links so l can store it out of the way and avoid people finding and reading it. lt's also good if l want to wind up people by saying l have written about them, it's out there on the internet and they can't find it.
Imagine it will take me ages (if l don't die first). l need a secretary! toodle pip
T.Rex at the Georgian Theatre, Richmond
Been to see T. Rex who are a tribute to the music of Marc Bolan at the Georgian Theatre in Richmond, North Yorkshire.
Rob Benson, the singer, danced and dressed more like Mick Jagger but did do a great job of sounding like Marc and the acoustic section at the start of the second half was excellent. Apparently he saw the band and said he was a huge Bolan fan, could sing like Marc and wanted to join (the rest is history etc etc).
They did not try to look like T.Rex, looking more like what they probably were, failed ex members of bands and session musicians. Nothing wrong with that and the drummer, Paul Fenton, had at least played on a T.Rex album (Zinc Alloy) and toured with them.
They started out as Mickey Finn's T.Rex (conga player in T.Rex after Steve Took), and l am not keen on the fact they use the T.Rex name so prominently now, even though it has "a celebration of Marc and Mickey underneath". Personally l think they should make it obvious they are a tribute band, like others do, as there are some sad bastards out there who will think it is just the original band without Marc.
They also featured Graham Oliver, one of the guitarists from Saxon (Wheels of Steel etc) who had a tendency to rock out a bit - it was stereotypical rock guitarist behaviour, down at the front (of a very small stage in an intimate old theatre). Although he can obviously play well, it spoiled it for me as it distracted from the T.Rex vibe, although some of the numbers sounded better a bit speeded up and rocky ( Bolan himself liked to "rock out"- maaaann!).
It was just too much for me, even though l love loud and rocky music as much as the next man. The woman l was with thought it was the best bit of the night as she is a bit of a rock chick and only knew a few Bolan songs.
Funny how some songs get better after a while. l thought Solid Gold Easy Action/20th Century Boy etc were not as good as Bolans earlier stuff at the time, but now love them just as much. The Groover has got better and l now like Teenage Dream, although when l was a kid, l skivved off school to go and buy it on the day of release, clutching it to my bosom in anticipation all the way home from Wallingford ( a walk of about three miles to RAF Benson, where l was living at the time). The disappointment l felt when l first heard it was all consuming and l vowed never to waste my money on a Bolan record ever again. Having the day off school didn't even compensate. Concentrated on Status Quo and Deep Purple after that (told you l like rock music!).
l won't dwell on Truck on Tyke as l still despise that bloody record.
Anyway - l digress. Check out the bands website http://www.t-rex.co.uk/ and try to catch them live - well worth the effort if you are a Bolan fan. Toodle pip!
Thursday, 6 March 2008
Betting and the Arsenal
Monday, 3 March 2008
United for the league - come on !!
Friday, 29 February 2008
Obsessive Hoarders
Thing is, it's such a fine line between becoming obsessive and just collecting things. l have thousands of cds, records, comics, books, dvds etc that l will never get round to playing/reading again. Some of the items l love and just like having around to look at ( although they are stored away for when l do want to look at them ). lt's easy to become way too attached to them and not bother going out. l enjoy my own company and can while away hours doing nothing special but love going out and there has to be a compromise between the two. Been talking about getting rid of some items recently, too much clutter, not enough room etc and the programme has shown me how l could end up if l don't do something soon. Time for a clear out! Toodle pip
Why is life so crap ?
That's why people should make the best of life when they get the chance. l don't think we will get another go at it so enjoy what you can. lt could all end tomorrow and l for one would rather be jobless and homeless than stuck in the sort of shit lives they are leading ( although l didn't suggest that to them ). ln case you are wondering, l have been homeless before and although it was crap, it was better than what they have. Simple thoughts from a simple man. Toodle pip!