salvaged press packs

These are about the only salvageable press packs from a box of mine that got waterlogged in the garage. Much as l am pissed off about the damage, most other boxes of stuff are pretty much unmarked, and a real treasure trove (to me at least).
These remind me of what a piss poor and amateurish operation press releases were in those days. Badly photocopied reviews with a minimal back story was the norm, and no-one thought it was unusual.  Now you would be laughed out of town producing something like these in this fantastically futuristic and computerised space age.

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clearing out the garage (part 45)

Burning some of the old boxes. it doesn't look that bad, but this was a big, hot fire.

Some of the removed items waiting to be cleaned before entering the house

Boxes of cassette tapes

More boxes of cassette tapes

Yet more boxes of cassette tapes

The state of some of the boxes

One fully packed bin

Louise's old bike

Plenty of stuff still in the garage still to be sorted, including a pool table and giant TV

Some cleaned and unpacked stuff to be sorted

These are some of the photographs from yesterday while clearing out some of the boxes from the garage. There's plenty more stuff still to be sorted, and if it wasn't for the bloody spiders in the garage, it would be spotless by now.

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old everton and liverpool football programmes against manchester united

I've stated before that l am from Liverpool, but was taken to Manchester United football matches by my Uncle Ray when l was a kid (God bless him!) as soon as l displayed a passing interest in what used to be the beautiful game.
Some of the programmes l have just retrieved from the garage are from those happy times. All Everton or Liverpool home games against United.
Luckily l had the good sense to store the old programmes in the garage on shelves, not on the floor (and of course l also had them wrapped up to protect them).
Sometimes it pays to be anal (Phnnnaaarr!)
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u2 photographs

At one point in my life l produced and sold magazines around the UK and Ireland, plus l was a bootleger, taping concerts and selling cassette copies of them by mail order and at record fairs. During my travels l met a lot of  'stars', but mainly just interesting people from all around the world, some of whom l corresponded with for a while, but sadly lost contact with, as l am crap at staying in touch with people.
Digging through the garage stuff (see below - an ongoing battle), l found these snaps of U2's Bono and The Edge knocking about from Glasgow 1987. The wall is outside Windmill Lane Studios, Dublin.
Below is a beermat signed to me (as one of 'The Glimmer Twins') from drinking with The Edge and his brother in the outskirts of Dublin (in about 1989).
Happy days.

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trying to draw

An early attempt at drawing found amongst the garage crap.  I gave up very soon afterwards.

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cleaning out the garage and doodle bug comic

Myself and the FPO spent some time yesterday sorting out some of the crap that was in the garage, resulting in me bringing in a load of boxes to see what was in them, to check if they were water damaged, as the door has been broken for ages.
There was some damage to old press reports for bands, but other than that, it was like being in an ideal junk sale, as l had forgotten about lots of the boxes contents, and of course they were originally stored away because they were items l wanted to keep in the first place.
I now have crap all over the house which l have been slowly working through, and you can expect plenty of scans and photographs of the crap in the near future, starting with these editions of 'Doodle Bug', a comic that l got involved with in 1987, and helped to start off and sell, mainly around the Catterick Garrison, Richmond and Newcastle area, with the main man and main artist himself, Royston Robertson.
I think l can safely say that it would not have been put together if l had not met and advised him (at Colburn stores), but once underway, he was the main ideas man and artist, and did most of the work. Looking at them now (and even at the time) there was a lot of room for improvement, but there was some great ideas and it was fun thing to do.
Only eight editions (I think) were put out, but the others must still be in the garage (trust me, there's still plenty more crap out there).
I am glad to say that Royston has since managed to make a career as a cartoonist, and books of his can be purchased from his site, which can be found here.  If asked nicely, he might even sign them for you.

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humans of new york and american tales

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those crazy japanese (part 583)

No doubt the FPO will be trying this out soon.
It's an exercise mouth piece by those crazy Japanese, which (supposedly) builds up the facial muscles, thus making the face look slimmer (for only 61 US dollars soldier boy!).
Yeah yeah, l'm sure it does, but of course the main attraction is how it makes the lady look (l can't see blokes using it)
It must have been designed by a man who has other uses filthy uses planned for it.
More info at Dangerous Minds

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adam west in the australian batman

CHARGES OVER BATMAN INCIDENT

• WEDNESDAY, 10 JULY 2013 07:09
 
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Police have interviewed and charged a 25-year-old Noble Park man over an incident which occurred at Batman Railway Station early yesterday morning.

Mark Harris faced an out of sessions hearing early this morning and was remanded into custody to appear at the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court later today.

He is facing over 40 charges including charges for theft and criminal damage.

Senior Constable Adam West
Media Unit
VP28385/2013

You couldn't make this sort of crap up.  The Senior Constable in Batman, Australia, is called Adam West.
The same name as the TV Batman, but now the major of Quahog, Rhode Island in Family Guy.
The proper page with the report is here.

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the big bang - simon singh

 

Well. l've finally managed to finish Simon Singh's 'The Big Bang', and if you have even a passing interest in space, time, creation, mathematics and physics, it's the book to head for.
The majority of it was interesting, and Singh explains the subjects well, but l got a bit bored when it came to the breakup and formation of atoms. l prefer the mathematical side of working out and judging planets sizes and distances, as it's something l can get my head around easier.
As for the title and conclusion of the book, there are still so many unanswered questions regarding  'The Big Bang' itself, and my own view is l am in favour of infinite expanding and contracting multiverses that have always been, and will always be, requiring no creator (or start up from nothing).
Mindblowing, but the only option to me that makes sense.
More scans of the cartoon type/diagram pages from the book can be found here.

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the falconhoof adventure phone in

This is fantastic.
From Limmy's Show, it's the Falconhoof Adventure Phone In, which somehow, never ends well. The show pisses all over most of the 'so called' comedy shows that are usually commissioned, as it avoids the same boring middle class problems and overacting.
It's very subtly done, with some great performances by Brian Limond, and, as l have found to my cost (and precious time), there are loads of them on YouTube.
There's also the his website where you can waste more time playing stupid sounds here.
Enjoy!

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