Sunday 19 May 2019

record store day and bob dylan - blood on the tracks

As l was awake early and it was Record Store Day, l decided to have a drive through to Stockton and hit Sound it Out records, as l wanted the new Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks test pressing, which was one of the items on sale that day. After waiting in line for a couple of hours with all the other fellow saddos, l finally made it into the shop. Hurrah!! I saw the person who had been two people in front of me in the queue holding a copy of the Dylan lp, and asked where about they were placed, only to be told that he had just got the last copy. Yes your honour, l did indeed call him a rude name (only half in jest) and ended up leaving the shop without the Dylan album, but with new T.Rex and Van Morrison ones instead (and cursing). l then had a look around the charity shops and headed to the Boro to surprise my matey boy, only to find there was no one in, so drove back home, cursing again. Only to get a phone call shortly afterwards to say they had just got back home from shopping and had just missed me. So, a bit of a mixed bag of a day, as l came home with some goodies, missed my mate, and never got the Dylan album l was after.
Obviously l have since ordered the Dylan lp online, and it was everything l expected, and l love it. Now added to the other versions of the album l already have.
I need to get a life.

 The queue when l arrived
Nearly in the shop!

The two records l did buy
People still queueing when l was leaving Stockton
 The glorious album l was after. Mmmmmmm -  Nice (Sent from The Netherlands)





Other versions l have of the Dylan album

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the english democrats

It's a good job that l was out when these were put through my letterbox, as l'd have told them to bugger off (maybe not so politely) and not to come back. English jobs for English workers? Good luck with getting rid of all of the Irish, Scots or Welsh for a start, although l suspect they will be too busy dealing with 'foreigners' who look as though they have some kind of tan first.
Fucking bunch of racist bastards.


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Thursday 16 May 2019

queen / the beatles - live at wenley / wembley

I don't know about anyone else, but l would be a bit dubious about purchasing this 3 cd set of Queen live at Wenley. I've got a sneaking suspicion that it may not be 100% legit.
I saw Queen many times back in their early years, but l don't remember them ever looking like this.
Are the pirates / counterfitters demonstrating all white people look the same to them? Bloody racists!

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targeted by funeral homes

I know l'm knocking on, but there's no need to keep reminding me. Now there's another funeral establishment sending me adverts. This one arrived today from the new place in Richmond.
I think they are trying to tell me something, not realising of course, that they are wasting their time, effort, and money, as l am indestructible.

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going mad in tesco's

The next time l want some milk and tomatoes, l will just go to the corner shop, as l am the kind of impulse buyer that Tesco love.
It turned out to be an expensive shop for something that would have cost a couple of pounds!


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Tuesday 14 May 2019

the greenhornes - there is an end

I was reminded of this song when watching the 2018-19 end of season Match of the Day, as it was played over the closing credits and montage. Now l can't stop listening to it, and whoever chose it for use deserves a gold star.
Unless it drives me mad / madder.
From their Duel Mono album
Enjoy!



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Thursday 9 May 2019

football - bloody hell! champions league semi finals

Being a bitter and twisted Manchester United fan, l didn't watch the Champions League (European Cup in old money) semi final second leg at Anfield between Liverpool and Barcelona, just in case Liverpool managed to miraculously get through, after being 0-3 down from the first leg (which l was happy to watch). Despite ignoring it as much as possible, l then started to receive texts mocking me from my Liverpool supporting mates, as Liverpool, just as l feared, managed to win 4-0 and go through to the final. Even l, much as it pains me to say, must admit that was a fantastic result against a team who were being quoted at 50-1 on to progress. Damn their scouse hides!

Last night however, l did watch the other semi final second leg between Tottenham Hotspur (Spurs) and Ajax of Amsterdam. Spurs ended up needing to score three goals in the second half to go through, didn't look like doing it, and l was busy texting my mates a picture of my Ajax shirt, saying l would be wearing it on the day of the final, when they would have been playing Liverpool.
How quickly things turned around was unbelievable, as with pretty much the last kick of the game, Spurs managed to complete their comeback, leading to (what l would argue) were even more ecstatic and deflated scenes than the night before had produced. I wasn't really bothered who went through before the game, but was crying along with the raw emotion on screen at the end of the game. Although l love lots of other things in life, nothing compares to the drama of this, even with teams l don't support.
As the great Sir Alex Ferguson famously said, 'Football - Bloody Hell'
People who don't follow the game are seriously missing out on nights like these (as l'll begrudgingly include the Liverpool one).
Here's the Nofilter highlights (until they get taken down).
Enjoy





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danny baker the racist - now fired

I've been listening with great pleasure to various Danny Baker podcasts for years now, and although he can have certain convictions that l completely disagree with, l have never thought that he was a racist. Last night however, he made a serious error of judgment on his twitter feed, by posting a picture of a posh couple with a suited monkey, straight after the naming of the new royal baby (Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor). There was  a backlash about the picture on racist grounds, due to the mixed race parentage through Megan Markle, and Danny apologised a few times (although often with a caveat) and took it down, saying he did not mean it to be perceived as racist. He has also had years of ongoing jokes of a non racist kind about monkeys dressed as famous people without complaint. Twitter however, would not let it lie, and despite other apologies from Danny, he has now been sacked from his BBC5 Live show.
Now a lot of people may argue that as Danny comes from a working class background and supports Millwall, there may be racist connotations to the post as he may be subliminally racist. However, forget his background and the team he supports, this does not make him racist. It's actions and deeds that count.
Only Danny knows the truth, but l for one, was extremely disappointed that the following tweets from Danny could also have been seen to be linked to the one that was taken down, although no-one seems to have really mentioned this. One referred to 'Brown' being added to a drink, and the next referring to a microphone he was holding from an early show of his being in the shape of a banana. I think if there was a genuine heartfelt apology after the monkey pic, without the next couple of tweets, he should have been forgiven.
Maybe these were intended as racist. Maybe these were just poor attempts at humour and coincidental. Maybe there is nothing of note in these tweets and l am the racist one, finding meaning in them.
As l stated, only Danny knows, but these were seriously stupid posts, and this could be a sad end to a career.
Posts are below, his twitter feed is here, and there are plenty of podcasts out there for you to make up your own mind.


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Tuesday 7 May 2019

francis rossie?

I'm assuming the headline writer at The Northern Echo is on work experience, but the proof reader (or any sane person) should have noticed that the lead singer from Status Quo is Francis Rossi, especially as it is spelt correctly in the article underneath, and he is not exactly a unknown newcomer.
This sort of stuff really annoys me, as it makes you wonder what else they may have wrong, if something so glaringly obvious can be missed.
Bleeding youth of today etc etc

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Thursday 25 April 2019

a cute raccoon eating cherries

Ever wanted to watch a video of a very laid back Raccoon eating cherries while wearing a bib?
Today's your lucky day!
One of the greatest things l have ever seen on youtube.



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scans and pics from the hamburg trip

Various scans and photographs from the recent short trip to Hamburg.
Lots of drink was taken by all (Hic).

 Manchester Airport menu


 Our room info



 Instructions from the German bar staff for the best places to buy tickets to see St Pauli (We couldn't get in but watched some of the game inside the stadium on TV in the supporters bar)


 Posh leather bound menu from Hamburg


Bill for our drinks at the top of Clouds (Robbo paid)


 My bill for a bottle of wine from Hamburg Airport which we sneakily drank on the plane, and got told off for when we put the empty bottle in the rubbish bag (Breaking the law, Breaking the law...)

A ticket for the game we couldn't get into (found in a bar later on)




 Chips on the return plane home


 Outside the St Pauli stadium


 View from the top of Clouds



Beans on Toast on stage and my signed poster

 Where we had to get off the train because one of our party was going to wee himself (It wasn't me or Robbo)

How l'm planning on looking in later life

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t.rextasy tickets sorted!

It's a hard job but somebody's got to do it. Just sorted out tickets for this upcoming T.Rextasy show at Darlington, for which l get for free and will be getting paid to attend.
Hurrah!
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more cds and books!

Had an excellent time recently CD and book wise. The Bob Dylan box set arrived, and l spent about £9 for all of the CDs at the bottom on a charity shop rummage. Now's the time to be buying them if (like me) you want to try out new stuff and replace downloaded copies with the originals. At 4 CD's for £1 it would be foolish not to do so. No doubt more shelf space will be needed soon.
Pretty chuffed to have got the pictured books as well, so now, as usual, l just need a load more free time to get stuck into them all.







The CD images keep appearing sideways every time l try to upload them, and l've lost patience trying to rectify it


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Monday 15 April 2019

top hat - darlington hippodrome

Another night out a the theatre - this time for Irving Berlin's Musical 'Top Hat'. It was pretty good for me as l hadn't seen the musical or film before, so didn't know the story, even if it was obvious how it would pan out after the first few minutes. I did however, already know a lot of the songs, as most of them have become standards, so it turned out to be a most enjoyable evening, despite the fact l was one of the youngest people there (for a change).





Here's some of the songs







Plus an old favourite of mine - The Sensational Alex Harvey Band covering 'Cheek to Cheek.



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Wednesday 3 April 2019

the passions - l'm in love with a german film star and hans albers

Currently my favourite record, which was playing a lot in the car on our return from Manchester Airport / Hamburg on Sunday.
The Passions - l'm in love with a German film star. We were wondering if it was about Hans Albers, who used to be (and l guess still is) a huge German movie and singing star, who was from Hamburg and is now buried there.
But it's not.

Here's The Passions



And here's Hans Albers - On the Reeperbahn at Half Past Midnight



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unfortunate look on the jeremy vine show

I don't know who this guest is was on The Jeremy Vine programme at the the end of last week, but sitting with her leg crossed made it look as though she was showing off her huge belly button.
Someone on the show should have told her, but l'm glad they didn't, as l found it hilarious.

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on tv with the sleaford mods

 Had a bit of a shock the other day watching the film about The Sleaford Mods - 'Bunch of Kunst'. There l was, in the front row of the audience at their gig at The Duchess in York. It was only for a brief moment, but nevertheless, l am now a TV star. You'll have to guess which one is me.





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