Thursday 15 December 2011

some of the old super hero costumes - batman, robin and superman



These are some of the original (and old) superhero costumes. They certainly look pretty dated and would never be worn by any of your modern heroes, as their costumes all have to be state of the art, skin tight and fetishy creations to show off their strapping and ripped bodies. The old Batman from the TV series (an unripped Adam West) wouldn't last two minutes against the later versions. Holy Yellow Shoelaces Batman!

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Wednesday 14 December 2011

the changing face of the spider-man comics and mary janes' larger breasts


Now l love my comics, especially The Amazing Spider-man (amongst many others). I also bow down to no man in my admiration for a fine set of breasts, but l still don't like it when the classic comics that l love so much are given a revamp to appeal to a new and younger generation. I understand it has to be done for higher sales, but l discovered and loved the comics even though l was not an American high school kid and a lot of the references were aimed at Americans and the USA market. If the comics are good, they will sell, but l guess in not enough numbers, otherwise the companies wouldn't bother redrawing them. On the other hand, maybe all the messing around with the artwork devalues the original concept and kudos about owning the comics. Then again, what the hell do l know, apart from Mary Jane Watson certainly got a trendy makeover and larger breasts. So maybe everyone's a winner (especially Peter Parker).

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Tuesday 13 December 2011

an octopus sunbathing

Here's something you don't see every day, an Octopus catching some rays by Mount Vesuvius. I have (on my many travels) been to Italy, been to Pompeii, been to Mount Vesuvius, but never seen anything like this (not that l was looking out for a lurking Octopus). It's enough to put you off going into the sea, but from what l remember of the Naples area, a lot of it was crap, definitely not the 'See Naples and die' beauty l was led to believe, so l was a bit dubious about going for a dip around those parts anyway.
Photograph by Pasquale Vassallo.

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Monday 12 December 2011

robb hamel velvet art



Black velvet artwork by Robb Hamel, which is pretty moody (but in the good way). Buy it here (if you like it and have a spare couple of grand or so).

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a tardis fridge


A fridge done up like the Tardis.
Genius!
I might do our one up like a red phone box (of course l will never get around to doing that, l am just sprouting my usual rubbish).

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chisum (1970) - andrew mclagen









Chisum is based on the Lincoln County Wars, so features Lawrence Murphy, Billy The Kid, Pat Garrett and Chisum (JOHN Chisum) himself (played by John Wayne). There are disputes over land, lawlessness, and trying to do the right thing by the law, when the law itself is corrupt. Another classic western!
The amazing thing for me, is how it was not so long ago when the USA was so lawless. The picture at the top is of George Coe, who was involved in the fighting, lost a finger at the Blazers Mill gunfight, and was (obviously) still alive just before the Second World War, as this photograph was taken in 1934.
As l said - amazing.

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wrong turn at tahoe (2009) - frankc khalfoun








I can see why 'Wrong Turn At Tahoe' went straight to DVD, but it wasn't that bad, it just wasn't that great either. Joshua (Cuba Goodring Jr) is working for a baddie called Vincent (Miguel Ferrer), and they end falling out with Nino, a more powerful crime lord (Harvey Keitel doing his usual off the rails, bad guy routine). Lots of violence, deaths, shootings, man to man fighting and drug taking, but pretty implausible in lots of places.
Also, Mr Khalfoun does really spell his name Frankc.
What an arse.
Unless of course it's just a foreign spelling, in which case l will let him off.
But not like a firework.
I'll stop now.

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the bacon tree for christmas (as chris rea never sang)

Thinking about Christmas and all the tasty food that goes along with it, this image entered my mind. That's the sort of Christmas tree l want this year - a bacon one (maybe with a pork pie on top).
As the good Lord Homer would say, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Sunday 11 December 2011

please please let me get what I want - the john lewis advert and this is england



There has been a lot of praise for the new John Lewis Christmas advert which uses 'Please Please Let Me Get What I Want' by The Smiths as the music (but sang by Slow Moving Millie - AKA Amelia Warner from Liverpool - AKA Colin Farrell's ex wife). Now I love that song, and there is no way l am going to knock it (or the treacly, saccharine, rosy tinted advert), but to me, my favourite version of the song will always be the one used (performed by Clayhill) at the end of 'This Is England' by Shane Meadows. Very emotive indeed, especially if you have been following the story.
There is also a new series (three episodes) of 'This is England' on Tuesday nights and starting this week! Hurrah!!!!!!!
Watch it.

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Saturday 10 December 2011

the sex pistols on the bill grundy show


I remember the aftermath of this (l was living Oop North) and the headlines in the next days papers ('The Filth And The Fury'), but l have just discovered it was over 35 years ago.
Bastard!!!!!! How did the time fly by so quickly?

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wonderful world - david attenborough




The ongoing Frozen Planet series has been excellent, with some superb (as usual) footage (I'm thinking of the frozen finger and the starfish - ooh err!), but this advert is also hitting the nail on the head as far as top moments go. Well worth the licence fee alone. We'll miss the BBC when it goes.

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Friday 9 December 2011

some more amazing photographs






More amazing shots, but rather sadly, not by me. I have got to get myself a decent camera (and then travel to some exotic places to take the snaps). If l only had the time...(and bucketloads of money)

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Thursday 8 December 2011

the non apology letter to a crime victim

There has been a bit of a fuss in the last couple of weeks because a burglar was asked to write to the victim of his crime as part of his rehabilitation. He (the burglar) was obviously not sorry for what he had done, and, rather than playing the game and writing something false, decided to write an honest letter which (in his mind) blamed the victim for being stupid and leaving his property open to burglary. The letter was never actually sent, but people have been commenting that 'Society is going to the dogs' and 'The state of Britain today' etc, but whose fault is it? Now l have no idea who the writer of the letter is, but l would bet my life savings (luckily for me, that is bugger all) that it is a young 'working class' male, probably from a broken home, with his father either having left home, died, or being alcoholic or abusive (in whatever way). The young lad has obviously had a very poor education, and will live in a violent and poor environment (with the accompanying peer pressure). Now l accept he may be a little git and may have done nothing to help himself (apart from the burglaries obviously), but if he had decent parents and a nice middle class upbringing, l bet he would not be in the situation that he is currently in. I thought l was an inarticulate drunken fool (still am actually), but just take a look at the handwriting and mistakes on the letter. That person probably only had a very slim chance of avoiding the courts as soon as he was conceived. Improve poor peoples social environments, aspirations and education, and a lot of these crimes would disappear. I bet there are no convicted burglars amongst the Chipping Norton elite or any of the Eton crowd. Saying that, l would still want to twat the little git if he robbed my house.

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the isolator (or gimp mask) from 1925



This was invented in 1925 and is just what l could do with (being a miserable sod and all that). It's only an Isolator (with it's own oxygen!) that you can whack on your head and shut yourself off from the outside world while you get on with whatever you want to do and concentrate on it properly.
Looking at the top photo, it could also double up as a kind of scary gimp mask or punishment hood. I guess if you used it in that way, you could cut back on the oxygen for the full, unrestrained experience.
There's money to be made in this little beauty. Now if l could only find out where to invest........


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Wednesday 7 December 2011

the h&m advert

So that's how they manage to get women with the same kind of (identical in this case) bodies. What H&M have been doing is computer generating the bodies of what they consider to be ideal models for whatever they are promoting, then just photoshoping different faces on them and adjusting their skin colours. Genius!!

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newcastle city hall from the stage

I have been to many concerts at Newcastle City Hall over the years, and although it holds just over 2,000 people, it does not look that large in this shot from the stage. Pretty deceiving l'd say, as l never realised how much you could make out so many of the audiences faces from upfront.
The man in the shot is Jason Issac, who l have no idea about, but my guess is it may well be a religious meeting of some kind (I can't be bothered looking it up - fill your own boots if you want to).

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another dodgy comic panel

This time it's the turn of The Fantastic Four to corrupt the innocent minds of the youth.

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helmi el touni - folk stories (1983) cover

I just love the colours and simplicity of this (although l can't understand a word on the cover).
Pictures from the Helmi el Touni exhibition are here.

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bandolero! (1968) - andrew mclagen










Another classic Western (if you are into that sort of thing). Bandolero! has it all. There is a great cast, with stars including Dean Martin, James Stewart, George Kennedy and Raquel Welch, and plenty of desert scenery and killings.
Dee Bishop (Martin) and his gang are apprehended after robbing a bank. They are then assisted to escape by Mace Bishop (Stewart), who had been posing as a hangman, and Mace then robs the bank after the gang escape and the townsfolk give chase, not being aware that he had aided them in their getaway. During their escape, they capture Maria Stoner, a wealthy widow (Welch) and flee over the desert, where they are rejoined by Mace, but also followed by sheriff July Johnson (Kennedy) and his deputy and sidekick Rosco Bookbinder (Andrew Prine) plus his increasingly reluctant posse. The sheriff continues with the chase into bandit country, as he hopes to win the hand of Maria, but (as happens in these films) she has already fallen for the charismatic/misunderstood/messed up from the war/good at heart Dee. Let's face it, who wouldn't? Dean Martin is one cool character and looks pretty good in a cowboy outfit. At the end, there is a shootout with the bandits, and it does not end well. Marvellous, but it would have been improved if Dino also sang some kind of theme tune (it's an instrumental).

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Tuesday 6 December 2011

the narrative of the life of frederick douglass


Another ex slave memoir, The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass relates his experiences as a slave, his views on everyone being equal, his religious views, and the outcome of his eventual escape (after staying in Baltimore and New York). He does not go into detail of how he escaped, as he did not want to give away any information that may hinder further escapees. Douglass later went on to be a leading figure in the fight against slavery and became a speaker for the abolitionist movement. They (the slaves) sure had it mighty hard back in the day.

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