out and about in december

Christmas is over and l am now looking forward to the New bleeding year.  Meanwhile, I've been about and about in December, hence some of the photographs above.  More trips to the dentist, meals out in Catterick Village, and visits to pubs in Newcastle, Darlington, Middlesbrough and locally.
I've just finished work for a few days, missed my link up with the FPO, and Mr Parrot is still hugely entertaining.
Time to crack on with what l laughingly know as reality, and yes, that is Shaun Ryder in the bottom picture.

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gote cover version - somebody that l used to know

Somebody that l used to know by Gote
I love the song, but this performance confuses me slightly (like life itself)

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to russia with love dolls

As a way to raise awareness of Russia's anti gay policy, seven sets of Russian dolls featuring prominent gay British icons have been produced by Mother London.  A couple of sets are being sent to the Russian agency and The Kremlin, while the rest can be bid on between the 13th and 22nd of December at www.torussiawithlove.co.uk..
They feature Elton John, Stephen Fry, George Michael, Graham Norton, and poor old Tom Daley, who has only just come out, and now has the indignity of being inside Graham Norton, who in turn will be inside George Michael, who will be inside.... (and so on).  It could be a tight squeeze.
I bet Daley never expected this to happen when he confessed his sexual leanings, but if l was him (or any of the featured icons), l'd still want a set of these.

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roberto schmidt's view on the selfie at the nelson mandela memorial

While l have Nelson Mandela's memorial service on my mind (because of my last post), there is an interesting article by Roberto Schimdt (here), about how the photograph he took of Barack Obama, David Cameron, and the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning Schmidt taking a 'Selfie' at Mandela's memorial service in Soweto, has been used to castigate the leaders, making them out to be childish and behaving inappropriately at a memorial service.
Much as l am loath to defend David Cameron in any way, shape or form, the photographer explains how it was a long service (about 4 hours), but more importantly, it was a joyous, party atmosphere, with people celebrating Mandela's life, and not a solemn occasion where the actions would have been in bad taste.
As Schmidt (the photographer, not the minister) points out, it shows how images can sometimes be misinterpreted without knowledge of the background or preceding events. More of his photographs from that day are below.
I still hate Cameron though.

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the nelson mandela signing and claire kosch showing how it's done

This will probably be all over the place soon, but after the disastrous / hilarious episode that was the so called sign language interpreter at Nelson Mandela's memorial (above), here's a clip that will bring a tear to your eye.
When the children are all singing and making generic movements to a Christmas song, Claire Koch, a five year old little girl who has deaf parents, decides to sign American Sign Language so that they can be included, and becomes more animated as she does so.
As for the Mandela chappie, l could have done a better job, and my sign language leaves a lot to be desired.
However, it must have been like being in a bad dream, where you are suddenly pushed on stage in front of the world, and asked to do something that is beyond your capabilities.  I bet he kept pinching himself, hoping he was going to wake up at any moment.
He still produced some good bluffing with a straight face, though Claire Bosch should get the call next time.



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ian dury artworks and lady docker

Ever wondered what Ian Dury's artwork was like back in the days before he became a Rock and Roll star?
If you haven't, l certainly have, and some of the results from his time at the Royal College of Art are above.
If you want more information about them, go here.
Also, if you have never heard of Lady Docker, who is featured in one of the paintings, she was Nora Royce Turner, a real character from Derby, who kept marrying into wealth (lastly to Bernard Docker), and who remained down to earth while simultaneously blowing excessive amounts of money.  A difficult task for anybody, but one l would dearly like to attempt. Amongst her adventures and exploits, she was a marbles champion (probably  fixed), was banned from Monaco, and famously stated of the people of Jersey  "They are the most frightfully boring, dreadful people that have ever been born".  This was said after she had moved there.  Sadly, her name now means about the same as 'Lady Muck', a woman with too high aspirations or pretensions, but back in the day, she was one of a kind.

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tony hancock and mrs brown's boys

Some of my Tony Hancock related books (yes -  l know l am sad!!)

I still love the old radio shows of Tony Hancock's 'Hancocks Half Hour', but found the TV versions less satisfying, because when he was on the radio, your imagination visualised a lot of the material, plus there were other characters such as Bill Kerr and Sid James that added to the charm.
However, whether it was on the radio or TV, one of the hooks to it's immense popularity, was that you felt everyone was having a laugh together, and in a way, playing themselves (which they were to a degree). Mistakes that were left in only added to the charm, a common theme with 'Mrs Brown's Boys', as that has a close nit (and often related) cast, and the mistakes and general playfulness make the TV audience and viewers at home feel as though they are in on (and part of) the joke, creating a climate where all are wanting the show to succeed.
Sadly for Hancock, he lost his way, left behind the people that helped make him successful (especially Ray Galton and Alan Simpson), and ended up committing suicide in 1968 while filming a (very poor) series in Australia. The magic, scripts and timing had left him, and l guess it all got too much for him, so he left us. There are some of the Australian shows on You Tube, but they are cringe worthy to look at, especially compared to what had gone before.
Luckily a lot of the old shows, especially the radio ones, have survived, so at least the humour can be enjoyed and rediscovered by new generations, and help pass the time for demented old bastards like myself, even if l am too young to remember the shows when they were first transmitted.
It's dated, but good humour is still good humour.
As for Mrs Brown's Boys, who knows what direction that will take. I just hope it isn't dragged on way past its sell by date, although l have a sneaking suspicion it will be, because most comedies are.




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blues america and bad mojo

Call it serendipity, coincidence, bad mojo, or the blues guitar playing devil from the crossroads messing with my head, but just as l finished watching the BBC series 'Blues America,' which ended on the USA president Barack Obama  singing 'Sweet Home Chicago', a clip that symbolised that the blues are now everywhere, l switched off the TV, only to hear the radio in my kitchen start playing 'Sweet Home Alabama' by Lynyrd Skynyrd.  Spooky!
Maybe it's time for me to get an exorcist in, but in the meantime, here's some great footage.



Lynyrd Skynyrd on The Old Grey Whistle Test - Sweet Home Alabama



Muddy Waters at Newport - Got My Mojo Working.  People forget that a lot of the old bluesmen used to know how to entertain a crowd.  The last minute of this (from 6 m in) is pure class.



Sister Rosetta Tharpe - Didn't It Rain.  She could sing, entertain,  and play a mean guitar



Howlin Wolf - If I Were A Bird - 'Inspiration' for Primal Scream's 'Loaded'.

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roy c and mayer hawthorne

Is it just me, but after the first 25 seconds, does the Mayer Hawthorne song 'The Stars Are Out Tonight' sound like a speeded up version of Roy C's 'Shotgun Wedding', but without the pistol shots?

You know l'm right, and Roy C's lawyers - l'll accept a minor cut of the settlement for pointing out.

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a blast from the past - dr jive and city heat!!

In a strange universe far far away in the distant past, before these four gentlemen rechristened themselves 'Doctor Jive' and 'City Heat', l used to be their singer (when we were known as 'Lilac Mist')
They didn't just have terrible dress sense, they must have been tone death as well.
Take a bow, Rocker, Lammy, Moz and Snoddy (Mark Rye, Paul Lambert, Morris Patton and Steven Snodgrass).

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the daily mail get the obvious wrong (again) with the class of 92

Never trust everything you read and see in the newspapers or on TV, that's one of the many rules l have lived my life by, along with 'What would Keith Richards do?'.  Above is a fine example of why, even if it is sometimes waaaaaaay too easy to pick on The Daily Mail..
Their website had a big feature on the new DVD 'The Class of 92', which is a documentary about Ryan Giggs, Nicky Butt, David Beckham, Gary and Phil Neville, and Paul Scholes, the six Manchester United players that came through the youth ranks to be a success in the first team .  They were coached by Eric Harrison, and he is quoted and acknowledged, but in the middle photograph above, despite the fact that he is wearing a tracksuit top with his initials on, he is named as Alex Ferguson.  Alex is the one in the bottom photograph when the scene is recreated, but let's face it, is a completely different person.
The error has now been amended, no doubt after numerous complaints, but If the paper can't get simple things like this right, why should you trust or believe anything else they say?  Especially with their one eyed, right winged, spittle mouthed racist agenda.  I may get things wrong and have my own, sometimes crackpot views, but l am a blithering drunken idiot, not a national newspaper, so not a lot is expected from my long suffering keyboard, whereas a lot of people believe what they read in the paper, and vote accordingly, without questioning anything too much.  Then the bleeding Tories get in, so the working class and disadvantaged get shafted yet again (but not in a good way).
Time for that long awaited revolution brothers and sisters.

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the largeness of space

Space and the planets.
It's big.
Very big.

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good looking stars of the music world getting old

 Debbie Harry - then and now

                                                              Kate Bush - then and now

                                                               Pete Burns - then and now

Robert Smith - then and now

Everybody has to get old (unless they die early or have a painting in the attic), but some manage to do so better than others.  I'm saying nothing negative about any of the above, who were all strikingly attractive when they were younger, but the photographs prove that they are human just like the rest of us mere mortals.
As for myself?  I'm like Cattericks answer to Cliff Richard (The Peter Pan of Pop!), as l haven't aged at all over the last couple of decades.
Then again, maybe l have developed cataracts, or my mirrors are in need a good clean, as l am reliably informed by mates that l look more like Keith Richard, not Cliff.
And sadly, they mean how he looks nowadays.

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the worlds largest wooden sculpture - zheng chunhui

The four years it has taken the Chinese artist Zheng Chunhui to sculpt this has been well spent.  It's a superb continuous work of art, all on a 40 foot log.  It is based on the Chinese painting 'Along The River During The Qingming Festival', which itself was created about 1,000 years ago (see below). Anyone who dedicates themselves to producing such an undertaking is obviously a madman, but l'm glad there are people out there prepared to take on the task.
Above pictures are from here.

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another hideous looking spider

Why on earth l scare myself by even looking at pictures of large spiders beats me.
This is one scary looking mutha, and it puts the willies up me (ooeeeerrrr!!).
Bastards.

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another death - martin sharp

And another visionary bites the dust.  Martin Sharp is probably not that well known nowadays, but back in the swinging sixties, he produced some of the most eye catching, iconic, mind blowing images of the rock and counter culture world.  The Bob Dylan 'Mr Tambourine Man' one in red has long been a personal favourite of mine.
He also co-wrote songs with Cream, helped form OZ magazine, championed Tiny Tim (somebody had to) and promoted Arthur Stace's 'Eternity' graffiti (a cause well worth getting behind).
He died today aged 71, and even though he was Australian, privately educated, and had an inheritance, l still have utmost admiration for his work, and he seemed to be a fine upstanding fellow (not that l ever met him).

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comet ison looks like it has died

Bloody typical!!
You wait all year for a 4.5 billion year old comet to turn up, and just as you are getting all excited and preparing for some early morning spotting,  it goes and destroys itself going around the Sun, according to the latest reports from NASA (The Nasa Comet ISON Obseravtion site).
It was hoped that ISON had survived, but that seems to have been wishful thinking.
Damn!!!
I blame God.

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political power at work - meet the staff at cellular solutions

I don't know how Cellular Solutions had the nerve to put this out, as l can't believe it will be doing their image any good.
Call me cynical by all means, but I bet there have been a few office affairs over the years as well.
Abuse of power?  No way!

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