Sir David Attenborough's series featuring the Galapagos Islands last night, something disgusting was revealed to me. No, my pants hadn't suddenly fallen down, and l didn't pass by a mirror. I wish it had been one of those options. Instead, I saw some Amblypygi, (which are half spider, half scorpion) for the first time. I'm scared of spiders, but not scared of crabs or anything else, but these look just as frightening as the spiders l already detest. What is the bleeding point of them, if not just to add to my phobias and prevent me visiting certain places? Bloody hideous things. As usual, I blame God.