dickheads in the pub

If you're going out in the immediate future to watch the football or enjoy a pleasant pint with some mates or your other half, beware of these dickheads.  The worlds most boring, loud, overconfident, thick and racist pub quiz team in the land.  They'll probably try and borrow some money off you which you'll never see again, and they will be pissed after two pints.  Probably shit at pool as well. Avoid at all costs. Millionaire fucking grifters exploiting the poor, uneducated, and easily led.

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liverpool and merseyside - all red

 The sort of map l like to see.  More of this please.

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never forget - never forgive

 

a photo of me as a kid

 I didn't realise someone had takes this picture of me when l was younger.

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Primal Scream - Come Together (Screamadelica version)

The Aliens - The Happy Song (Official Video)

it's only day one and labour are already more grown up

The first day of Labour being in charge, and already they've made some grown up appointments, especially James Timpson, as he's one of the countries good guys.  What a pleasant change, however l do hope the Angela Raynor Housing one was also a sly dig for all the hassle she received from the Tories about selling her house, and l hope it winds them up even more. Even the weather is improving!

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A Labour Landslide!! Get in!! Excellent result!!

Despite being at work, l stayed up all night to enjoy and revel in the carnage for the Tory party, and it was well worth it. It's about time these money grabbing, immoral , lying and grifting bunch of chancers fucked off, and l won't be sad to see the back of any of them. It's going to be hard for Labour, but at long last we have some sensible people in charge, who actually do want to help those less fortunate than themselves, instead of just constantly being on the lookout for ways to make a fast buck, and if they're labelled as boring, l don't care. I'd rather have boring than a clown like Johnson, a fuckwit like Truss, or any of the right wing knobheads that will now insist moving further to the right is the way to go.  Fuck them all (and Farage).

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Nina Simone - Feeling Good (Official Video)

D:Ream - Things Can Only Get Better (Official Video)

hopefully me this evening

This is how l'm hoping to be later this evening watching the election results come in. All fingers currently crossed.

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the bungle conundrum

 The often asked question of why is Bungle naked all the time, but wears a bath robe to cover his modesty when bathing?

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Today's the day - Get out and vote!

I've already been and done my bit, now it's everyone else's turn.  Get out there and make your voice heard. Just don't vote Tory or Reform.

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my brother at the football

Bloody hell - Despite my brother living close to Leeds United's ground in Beeston, l didn't know he was into football. Still got great dress sense though. 

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the please sir 'kids'

It's been said many times, but every time l see a picture of the cast of 'Please Sir' with the supposed 'kids', it never fails to amaze. These people were meant to be school children.

It truly was a different time.

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Temple Of The Dog - Hunger Strike

people aged quicker years ago

People aged a lot quicker back in the day.  These people would probably still be out raving these days (OK - maybe not), but back then they had probably been dressing like this since they hit 40. 

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mix up with my rolling stones record packaging

I've just purchased a Rolling Stones bootleg album (The Olympic Years 66-68 if you must know) but upon opening it l discovered the record on the outside, Sellotaped directly onto the surface, and obviously scratched, when it was meant to be excellent condition. I took photos of it and complained, but was then informed l should look closer, which l did. I then noticed the outside record was by Nana Mouskouri, was just attached for extra protection, and sure enough, the inner Rolling Stones album was fine. Dooh!!!!!!!  I hate making mistakes, so this really bugged me.

I blame the Tories.

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count binface in the area

 Count Binface is canvassing in my area of Richmond, and although it is a joke, what he states about the Tories is true. If you're not planning on voting Labour around these parts, vote for him (or The Green Party). Anyone but The Tories or Reform FFS.

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The Handsome Family - Weightless Again [HD]

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - What Ever Happened To My Rock And Roll

the sunday mirror is my kind of paper

I'm all for this front page in today's Sunday Mirror. Obviously they are a Labour supporting paper (unlike all the other main ones), but l like the cut of their jib.

Never vote Tory.

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wasted conservative and reform election leaflets

These have just arrived through my letter box for Thursday's election. However, l think their leafleting in this case is highly optimistic, as l will 100% be voting for Labour.

Other options are available, but never vote Tory (or Reform).

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where's the good weather gone?

This was my view last Tuesday while lying in my garden, reading and absorbing some rays. It already seems like a lifetime ago as the sun appears to have legged it for the foreseeable future.

I blame God (and The Tories).

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lou reed's a grass

This made me laugh.  If you know, you know.

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trump supporters in not very bright shock

This will come as a surprise to no-one.

 

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Benny Hill - Garden Of Love

Benny Hill - Gypsy Rock

a fuc***g pint of water!!!!!!!

Once again the man of the people shows how out of touch he is. I'm a semi functioning pisshead who has spent many many hours in pubs, and l have never ever seen anyone drink a pint of water like this. Where the hell were his advisors?

Never vote Tory. 

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give that postman a medal

 This postman is being factually correct, is helping to educate the people on his round, and pissing off Nigel Farage, all at the same time. Well played sir.  He deserves a medal.

Never vote Tory (or Reform).

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liam gallagher is still the coolest

 Liam Gallagher - always comedy gold.

brexit promises versus reality

 It's like the before and after pictures of a night out in the pub.

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rishi - see you next thursday

 A hearty round of applause to whoever came up with this poster.

Never vote Tory.

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Future Islands Performs "Seasons (Waiting On You)" on David Letterman

The Rolling Stones - All Down The Line (Live)

the scottish daily record back labour

 The Daily Record sees sense. Buy it, and never vote Tory.

england continue to stink up the euros

Apart from the first half hour in the first game, England, as expected by myself and my cynical friends, have been crap and too defensive. Hopefully things can only get better, but l can see us getting knocked out by Italy.  Let's pray Gareth Southgate never becomes the Manchester United manager.

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the daily express inadvertently assist labour

 This sounds good to me - where's the problem?

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more bloody migrants

 

mozart reconstructed

I can't believe Mozart looked like this, as I'm sure l saw this guy in Coronation Street.

I've always thought that they should test the people doing these reconstructions by giving them unidentified skulls of people that we also know what they looked like, and compare the results afterwards.  That will soon whittle out the chancers.

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the olden days were better

 This made me laugh. The olden days, when everything was innocent and more wholesome.

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the clash loved me baby!

Christ on a bike. I can't believe this (a John Cooper Clark gig) was nearly 10 years ago. 

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banksy does ukip

UKIP, Reform or National Front - that's when it can truly be stated that all parties are the same as each other.

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more daily mail and boris johnson madness

Let's face it, my stinking parrot would have been a better Prime Minister than Boris Johnson.

Never vote Tory.

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