Another excellent post ridiculing Donny. More please.
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Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
I've decided to stop shaving until Farage and Trump speak some sense, but l've a strong feeling that I may have to wait some time. Also, watching the news has aged me - l'm only 21*
* I wish
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The funny thing is Eva Braun would probably be Nigel Farage's ideal woman, after all, if she was good enough for Hitler....
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What a surprise, and she's still in the House of Lords, whereas l, as a poor scumbag would be in prison..
I wasn't expecting this when l opened the blinds today. Perhaps they've missed me while l've been away. Either that or they're preparing to peck me to death and move into my house for the winter.
Toodle pipI don't think these charlatans will be saving or coming into contact with God at any time in the future. I'm an unbeliever myself but watching what is going on at the moment makes me wish the eternal fires of damnation does exist.
Toodle pipDespite the fact l went with an ex girlfriend and her brother who has become a bit of a perv, it was still a most enjoyable day.
More money well spent / wasted in Germany. Poor photos which l'm not going to take again, but if you know you know. Plus it keeps an old man very happy.
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For some crazy and somewhat insane reason you would never assume that The Spectator magazine has an issue with the Green Party's Zack Polanski and his policy of taxing the super rich. Of course this has nothing to do with The Spectator's (and GB News) owner Paul Marshall not wanting to pay his fair share of tax, despite being worth about 875 million pounds last year, hence the 'unbiased' headlines and articles?, I'm left wing / Labour, but l do like the cut of his jib, plus he made my breasts grow under hypnotism. The rich are already afraid, especially if he has control of their breasts. Hurrah!
We're all pretty bright with pathetic and child like humour, so l'm not sure which cartoon character we are represented by.
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Call me an old cynic, but Donald Trump has brokered a ceasefire which won't last, but he has done well getting hostages freed (much as l hate to praise him) Hopefully people do know that before the October 7th attacks and murders by Hamas (which were horrific), Israel were incarcerating about 5,000 Palestinians, many who hadn't been charged with any offence? Donald Trump/ is still talking crap and l would't believe a word he says, but it's hopefully a start for peace in the area (which l very much want but also very much doubt). I do however 100% think this Time cover is jumping the gun and giving Trump way too much credit as (I assume) the violence will very shortly kick off again, Time magazine might regret their front cover choice, as everyone with any interest knows that Trump is trying to destroy democracy and the world order (with the help of the Russians), and it has all the hallmarks and precedence of their Adolf Hitler 'Man of the the Year' cover in 1938. I'm pretty sure l've put the Hitler Time cover up before, but it's always worth repeating. Also (and with nothing to do with Russian bribes and being right wing), never vote Reform.
Without a knowledge of society you're like a vegetable in this society (or something like that from Aswad)
I've once again just returned from sunny Hamburg with some mates, and rather like my Wednesday meet up with the lads in my local pub, my hopes and dreams were dashed against the evil shores of reality. I blame God.
My expectations...
The reality...
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Well done to Billy Bragg for this. A simple yet non violent way to reclaim the St George flag from the racist flag shaggers. My envelope is on it's way.
I have no views on The New World magazine as l haven't read it, but this cover is going to show how absurd the current laws are for supporting Palestine Action and opposing Genocide if people are arrested at the next protest for holding up a copy. If that's justice - l'm a banana.
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Britain today. It makes you feel so proud. Obviously the cosplaying flag shagger should be slaying the dragon, not riding it, but l bet it's not the first animal he's ridden. these poor fucks will do anything for attention. Mind you, l'm currently posting on a blog dressed as Barbara Eden from 'l Dream of Jeannie', but a man's got to have a hobby.
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Get in! I'm 100% behind Cold War Steve on this. Robert Jenrick is a nasty, racist, corrupt knobhead, and more people should point this out. That is also why he will probably become the next Tory leader, as Kemi Badenock is toast. Never vote Tory (or Reform).
And this is spot on from Steven Bush
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A warning to myself before l hit the pub later on for the Wednesday club. Look at the picture. Now squint your eyes. That my friends, is the effect of alcohol, so be careful out there (and do it to them before they do it to you).
This is completely on par with Kemi Badenoch and the Tories in general, so no great surprise here, but as for being tough on lawbreakers, l'm old enough to remember the interview below. One rule for them, another for the plebs. never vote Tory (or Reform).
This sums up what's happened under Trump more succinctly than most witters. An excellent couple of cartoons. Very well played.
Despite my good intentions to try and sort out my crap, the postman arrives and it's another step back. Enjoyable though, and as you only live once, what the hell and why not, apart from the need for a larger home and more time to spare).Still, they should keep me out of mischief for a (short) while.