l believe in two jesus'

 The only Jesus' l believe in.  Happy Easter!!

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"Nearer To Thee" (Live) 1955 Sam Cooke & Soul Stirrers

primal scream - newcastle city hall tonight

I've seen Primal Scream on every tour for many years, and this years one is no exception. A mate and myself are going tonight, as it's Newcastle City Hall, and the last date of the tour.  I expect it will get a bit messy, so it's a good job we're staying in a hotel and getting the train there and back. Bring it on.

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EELS - Mr. E's Beautiful Blues

Goddamn Right, It's A Beautiful Day - The Eels

star trek - the donald trump episode

Affirmative captain.  We are correctly dressed for Donald Trump's America. Scotty - Beam us down.

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thinking of cutting off your beard?

Be careful what you wish for, as alternatives might not be what you thought.

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gordon whamsay lp

 This made me laugh.  More please.

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football - bloody hell

 This can't be good for my disposition, but it sure is exciting and unpredictable.

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Dr John - I Walk on Guilded Splinters

my hideous would be excalibur children

A horrific reminder of when the baby predicting machine at The Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas spewed out these ungodly snaps, based on actual images of myself and my partner. It certainly put us off having children, that's for sure. They're straight from a 'Children of the Damned' movie shoot.

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Dr John - Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya

Manchester United unveil their new goalkeeper for tonight's game against Lyon.

Worried? Me?

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l was ok with the anti-trans stuff.......

 

World Party - Ship Of Fools

steve kerr wears a havrard shirt to 'stand up to bullies'

I have no idea about the sports side of this and had never heard of Steve Kerr before, but well played sir, and by bullies, he of course means Donald Trump. I'm even tempted to buy a Harvard top myself as Trump is so annoyed with them (see his lunatic rantings below).

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wake up america

 History repeating itself.

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alexa - show me a fucking idiot

America and Trump. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

And 'Epic quest to save the World' FFS

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Pop Will Eat Itself - Can U Dig It? (Video)

manchester united v lyon and harry maguire's weight

With my usual pessimism regarding the result of tonight game against Lyon, l'm still looking forward to it.  Onana's been the main focus of the build up news, but l'm more worried that Harry Maguire has put on a bit of weight.

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Love - Everybody's Gotta Live

remember - it didn't start with gas chambers

 

alexa - show me an image l will never forget

Here you go -fill your boots. Then wash out your eyes.

 

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lovely liverpool the sunrise capital poster

I Still consider the old place home.

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simon evans - have we met at the georgian theatre, richmond

My mate got me a ticket for this and l was up for going to it until yesterday morning, as l've had (another) stinking cold all week and although it has now pretty much gone, l still have a tickly annoying cough, and the last place l wanted to go was a quiet comedy show in a small theatre, so bailed out this afternoon. I compensated by joining other mates for our Wednesday meet up, and tried to anesthetise the cough instead.

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trump blames zelensky for starting the war

Not even l think Donald Trump is that thick, he's just repeating Russian propaganda. One day it will be revealed why he is on Russia's side, but let's face it, it's going to be wadloads of money or a sex scandal. What a piss poor twat, sadly enabled by others in his party.

 

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craig williams (and 4 others) need locking up

 This made me laugh, but lock 'em all up l say!

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l've got a scary neighbour

 Don't know who my crazy neighbour is, but she smells of piss and won't stop annoying me.

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The Box Tops - The Letter (Upbeat 1967)

the trump tariff wheel of fortune

 This is how Trump might as well have come up with the tariffs.  What a dangerous knobhead of a man he is.

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Squeeze - Tempted (Official Music Video)

billionaires play astonauts

Couldn't agree with this more.

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the pop up record fair in richmond town hall

Although l still spent some money at this, and it was a glorious summer's day, l was also rescued from my record buying madness as the dealer l went to see had forgotten to bring his bootlegs l was after, so I saved some money for a change. He did however, invite me to his home to go through them, which l imagine is going to punish my wallet somewhat in the near future. I'm a very, very, sad man (but it keeps me happy and out of mischief).

 

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yorkshire v lancashire action figures

Well this made me chuckle.  Well played.

 

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The Kinks - Moments (Official Audio)

tommy robinson professional grifter doll

 I love the sad face on this.  More please.

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Camille Yarbrough - Take Yo' Praise

russel mael making me envious

Although it's no fun getting old, l'm also envious of older people who have had the opportunity to attend classic gigs back in the good old days. After watching the 'Word in your Ear' youtube interview with Russel Mael from Sparks, my envy meter has gone off the scale. He's seen The Beatles (twice), Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd etc, all during their earliest tours of The States, and he still looks great. I am currently green. Very green.

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john shuttleworth at northallerton forum

Much better than l thought it would be, and an excellent  night was had by all - despite the fact that l was driving. Technically, l'm also going to put this down as a claim that l've seen Jilted John.

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Roxy Music - Editions Of You Musikladen

donald trump versus china cartoons

More please. 

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Gabriels - Love and Hate in a Different Time (Short Film)

the excellent elon musk / hitler / tesla / x cartoon

I've posted this before but what can l say?  I like it a lot.

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Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - What Ever Happened To My Rock And Roll (Punk Song}

the maga hats - made in china

 The Maga Hats - made in China.  You couldn't make this sort of crap up. I'd laugh if it wasn't so tragic.

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The Style Council - Walls Come Tumbling Down!

The Style Council - My Ever Changing Moods

RIP Clem Burke

If you wanted to be a cool rock star during the punk wars, you had to up your game by some margin to even attempt to be cooler than Clem Burke, the Drummer from Blondie, who has rather sadly just passed away. 

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Curve - Fait Accompli

Exuma, The Obeah Man

the nirvana concert l wish l had gone to

 This was Nirvana's first ever UK show, at The Riverside (old version) in Newcastle, and l was going to go to it, but it was really miserable weather and l couldn't be bothered. How l now regret that decision!

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Alice Cooper - Under My Wheels (1971)

born to boogie - the boogie film of the century!

 I was a massive T. Rex fan and went to see this at my local picture house when it came out, but to say l was disappointed is a massive understatement. Parts of it were excellent (such as the concert footage) but there was way too much padding and buggering about.  I've still bought the DVD, and as that has a lot more live on stage action, it's a much more satisfying experience.

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Iggy & The Stooges - Search And Destroy (Bowie Mix)

Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh

it's not going well for daniel hannan

Daniel Hannan - A modern day prophet.  

How it started.

How it's going.

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