The first day of Labour being in charge, and already they've made some grown up appointments, especially James Timpson, as he's one of the countries good guys. What a pleasant change, however l do hope the Angela Raynor Housing one was also a sly dig for all the hassle she received from the Tories about selling her house, and l hope it winds them up even more. Even the weather is improving!
Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Friday, 5 July 2024
A Labour Landslide!! Get in!! Excellent result!!
Despite being at work, l stayed up all night to enjoy and revel in the carnage for the Tory party, and it was well worth it. It's about time these money grabbing, immoral , lying and grifting bunch of chancers fucked off, and l won't be sad to see the back of any of them. It's going to be hard for Labour, but at long last we have some sensible people in charge, who actually do want to help those less fortunate than themselves, instead of just constantly being on the lookout for ways to make a fast buck, and if they're labelled as boring, l don't care. I'd rather have boring than a clown like Johnson, a fuckwit like Truss, or any of the right wing knobheads that will now insist moving further to the right is the way to go. Fuck them all (and Farage).
Toodle pip
Thursday, 4 July 2024
hopefully me this evening
This is how l'm hoping to be later this evening watching the election results come in. All fingers currently crossed.
the bungle conundrum
The often asked question of why is Bungle naked all the time, but wears a bath robe to cover his modesty when bathing?
Toodle pip
Today's the day - Get out and vote!
I've already been and done my bit, now it's everyone else's turn. Get out there and make your voice heard. Just don't vote Tory or Reform.
Toodle pip
Wednesday, 3 July 2024
my brother at the football
Bloody hell - Despite my brother living close to Leeds United's ground in Beeston, l didn't know he was into football. Still got great dress sense though.
Toodle pipthe please sir 'kids'
It's been said many times, but every time l see a picture of the cast of 'Please Sir' with the supposed 'kids', it never fails to amaze. These people were meant to be school children.
It truly was a different time.
Toodle pip
people aged quicker years ago
People aged a lot quicker back in the day. These people would probably still be out raving these days (OK - maybe not), but back then they had probably been dressing like this since they hit 40.
Toodle pipTuesday, 2 July 2024
mix up with my rolling stones record packaging
I've just purchased a Rolling Stones bootleg album (The Olympic Years 66-68 if you must know) but upon opening it l discovered the record on the outside, Sellotaped directly onto the surface, and obviously scratched, when it was meant to be excellent condition. I took photos of it and complained, but was then informed l should look closer, which l did. I then noticed the outside record was by Nana Mouskouri, was just attached for extra protection, and sure enough, the inner Rolling Stones album was fine. Dooh!!!!!!! I hate making mistakes, so this really bugged me.
I blame the Tories.
Toodle pip
count binface in the area
Count Binface is canvassing in my area of Richmond, and although it is a joke, what he states about the Tories is true. If you're not planning on voting Labour around these parts, vote for him (or The Green Party). Anyone but The Tories or Reform FFS.
Toodle pip
Monday, 1 July 2024
Sunday, 30 June 2024
the sunday mirror is my kind of paper
I'm all for this front page in today's Sunday Mirror. Obviously they are a Labour supporting paper (unlike all the other main ones), but l like the cut of their jib.
Never vote Tory.
Toodle pip
wasted conservative and reform election leaflets
These have just arrived through my letter box for Thursday's election. However, l think their leafleting in this case is highly optimistic, as l will 100% be voting for Labour.
Other options are available, but never vote Tory (or Reform).
Saturday, 29 June 2024
where's the good weather gone?
This was my view last Tuesday while lying in my garden, reading and absorbing some rays. It already seems like a lifetime ago as the sun appears to have legged it for the foreseeable future.
I blame God (and The Tories).
Friday, 28 June 2024
Thursday, 27 June 2024
a fuc***g pint of water!!!!!!!
Once again the man of the people shows how out of touch he is. I'm a semi functioning pisshead who has spent many many hours in pubs, and l have never ever seen anyone drink a pint of water like this. Where the hell were his advisors?
Never vote Tory.
Toodle pipWednesday, 26 June 2024
give that postman a medal
This postman is being factually correct, is helping to educate the people on his round, and pissing off Nigel Farage, all at the same time. Well played sir. He deserves a medal.
Never vote Tory (or Reform).
Tuesday, 25 June 2024
england continue to stink up the euros
Apart from the first half hour in the first game, England, as expected by myself and my cynical friends, have been crap and too defensive. Hopefully things can only get better, but l can see us getting knocked out by Italy. Let's pray Gareth Southgate never becomes the Manchester United manager.
Toodle pip
Monday, 24 June 2024
mozart reconstructed
I can't believe Mozart looked like this, as I'm sure l saw this guy in Coronation Street.
I've always thought that they should test the people doing these reconstructions by giving them unidentified skulls of people that we also know what they looked like, and compare the results afterwards. That will soon whittle out the chancers.
Sunday, 23 June 2024
Saturday, 22 June 2024
the clash loved me baby!
Toodle pip
Friday, 21 June 2024
banksy does ukip
UKIP, Reform or National Front - that's when it can truly be stated that all parties are the same as each other.
Toodle pipmore daily mail and boris johnson madness
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frank zappa versus joe pyne
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bloody jackdaws slowly demolishing my home
I've had some Jackdaws nesting outside my bedroom window for the last few years, as they made a hole in the woodwork under my guttering and set up home there. Despite the noise from them early in the morning, l like birds and don't mind them being there. Now their mates (or family) have demolished the other end by completely pulling off the wood and have set up home there as well. The cheeky little gits. I know at some stage l am going to have to get all of this replaced, but l will be leaving the bill for it in their respective nests.
Toodle pip