polly wanna finger cartoon

I may have posted this before, but what the hell, it still makes me laugh.  l can relate it to my own Mr Parrot when mates come round, as he is a viscous little bugger and attacks them at every opportunity.

By Gary Larson

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wasting food at home

I had a clean and clear out of some kitchen cupboards and chucked out a load of out of date food.  This was only a very small part of it.

As Pete Doherty would say - What a waster (what a fucking waster)

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The Beach Boys - God Only Knows (Official Music Video)

Rare Earth - Hey Big Brother (1971)

the abba missing teeth mystery

While watching some old music videos, l noticed that the blond woman from Abba (Agnetha Faltskog) looks like she has lost most of her back lower teeth, This however, is an illusion, as they can clearly be seen in other parts of the video, it just looks like they are missing now and again.

Confused?  I was, and maybe need to get out more.

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mr parrot still craving attention

As usual, Mr Parrot is still craving attention while l'm trying to watch TV.  The little guy loves me!

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ominous looking sky

 The sky looking s bit ominous the other day from my workplace.

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the exorcist walk home

As usual, the walk home from the pub after another glorious Manchester United victory was like being in The Exorcist. Deserted and spooky (and a crappy picture).

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Garfunkel and Oates The BJ Song

timmy mallett in my sunday

I can't say I am any kind of fan of Timmy Mallett, and find him to be extremely tedious whenever he is on the old goggle box, but this is pretty good.

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hayley and danny's engagement party in darlington

I went to Darlington tonight to my niece's engagement party.  I managed to snag a lift there and back but have no idea where the place was, apart from it was on the outskirts somewhere, as it was very dark and raining, and l was busy in the back seat chatting to another passenger, but had a good time. Anyway, here's my niece (one of the engagees) being glamtastic.

And some mementos from the evening

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comb over alert!!

 I can't remember who this MP is, but he's fooling no-one.

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Tig Notaro - The Rolling Stones in 6th Grade Music Class

derek jarman's england's dreaming cover

Jon Savage's 'Englands Dreaming' book is one of the better tomes about the punk war days, and this was a proposed cover for it, by Derek Jarman, which is pretty damn good.

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john squire and liam gallagher on the new mojo cover

These look like the kind of people you avoid in the pub because they will start sprouting off about conspiracy theories.

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mr tangerine man

 This appealed to my sense of humour (and as a huge Bob Dylan fan).

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Suzi Quatro and Can - Can Can Can the Can?

charlotte owen and boris johnson

 Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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Have You Ever Heard A Digital Accordian - The Lovely Eggs

slade at monsters of rock 1981

Somewhere in this photograph, there's the young me.

And Slade were great.

 

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nick candy - a twat

 Much as l support anyone changing their allegiances to Labour, there are limits.

Never vote Tory.

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never buy the daily mail part 474746746474 - amanda platell on prince harry

Another reason why The Daily Mail is so poisonous.  Have these people no shame?

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the house of lords needs reforming

Much as l am in favour of the House of Lords keeping checks on parliament, it desperately needs reforming, precisely for the reasons below.

Plus....Charles Banner looks like an evil baddie in a comedy.

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RIP Damo Suzuki Can - Mushroom

Another one gone way too soon.

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the book no-one is looking forward to - liz truss's 10 years to save the west

Advanced to positions of power way beyond her intellectual capabilities as a stooge of the ERG, her self modesty doesn't know where to start. 

Her and her ilk have ruined this country for the benefit of their rich backers and their own desire for power, and should they should all scurry off behind the nearest rock and beg for forgiveness.

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a truer version of the daily mail

What more can l say?  Don't buy it.

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all watched over by machines of loving grace - richard brautigan

I especially recommend the book 'Sombrero Fallout' by Richard Brautigan but l like this poem as well, and with the massive change AI will make in the near future, it may be a possibility, sooner than we think.

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super darlo back in the day and first aid training

I was in Super Darlo (Darlington) earlier today for my First Aid training refresher, and during the lunch break l headed into town and bought a couple of albums (Spiritualised and Gabriels if you want to know). However the town was empty, and nothing like this earlier picture when it used to be thriving. Most town centres are dying.

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mr parrot has a rival

 Watch this - you won't be sorry. It's like me and Mr Parrot in our house.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1756327412428570966

Jamie Webster - Weekend In Paradise (Lyric Video)

a commotion in robert plant's trousers

Even legendary rock gods have to get old, and l won't be the first person to ask this, but what the hell in going on in Robert Plant's trousers?

Whatever it is, it isn't natural!

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darllngton bus station back in the day

These photographs of Darlington bus station in the 1970's takes me back to getting the bus in to go record shopping on a Saturday morning if l wasn't going to a football match. It's certainly changed since then.

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mick jagger is still doing well

 And just what is it that attracted you to the multi millionaire rock star?

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Lou Reed - Perfect Day (Demo - Takes 1 & 2)

the country slides further into the cesspool

 Just when you think the country can't get much worse.  The face of 'popular' conservatism

Sadly supported by working class fuckwits like this

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why l would never live in australia

Imagine going to open your car door and coming across this beast.

Warm climate = very good

Bloody spiders everywhere = very bad

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dentistry isn't working

Couldn't agree more with this, and if the Tories had their way the NHS would go the same way.

Never vote Tory.

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old radio shows download ahoy

Because l am a very sad man l have just been downloading these old radio shows from the 1960's that music journalist and author Rob Chapman has uploaded to internetarchive.com. Hours of fun from Radio Caroline etc.  Hurrah!!

I really need to get out more.

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Sheb Wooley - The Purple People Eater

the future of the country is not looking good - the royal line of succession

After the news that King Charles has cancer, here's the list of succession from The Times. Not many of these folk will be supporting Labour.

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manchester uniteds future (hopefully)

 All 21 or under. The future's looking so good l've got to wear shades (one for the youngsters out there).

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drop acid and join a cult sew on badge

Helpful advice for the youngsters back in the day.  You don't see sew on badges like this for sale nowadays (unfortunately).

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Future Islands - "Seasons (Waiting On You)" David Letterman

man utd versus west ham united - the old days

As Manchester United and West Ham United get ready to kick off shortly, a sad reminder l am old enough to remember games between them when these two were captains. When l was young and football was better. Then again, I am very very old.

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tory corruption part 8475866564

More never ending Tory crap and corruption, and yet people will still vote for them.

Don't get me started....

 

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a chicken made out of egg shells

This young kid is a genius! These birds made from egg shells look great, and if they were covered in some kind of unbreakable resin, would probably sell.

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Soul Blenders - Blending Soul

RIP Brother Wayne Kramer MC5 - Kick Out The Jams - Live Tartar Field, 1970

Bugger.  I was only playing their live album a couple of days ago and it's on my record shelves staring me in the face as l type this. A band I wished l had seen in their heyday.

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The Bollock Brothers - The Bunker

the new european trump cover - not again

Whoever came up with this cover photograph and added the writing on the latest cover of The New European - well played. As the young and many parts of the world see growth in the support of populist and far right parties, we should be afraid of the consequences, and do all we can to prevent it. I certainly don't want history repeating itself, but it's heading in that direction.

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flat earthers are idiots

I guess those idiots who believe the world is flat think this is how Japan bombed Pearl Harbour.

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