It may be spoof, but it's still a killer advert.
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Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
I've posted some of this stuff before, but it's worth repeating. One persons junk and lost or discarded items are transformed into another's beautiful creation. I'd stick these on my wall (if l had any spare room).
From the Lego Lost at Sea site
The French - they are different from us.
If l ever end up buggering off somewhere hot and living in a cave by the sea, this French lady from Paris 1945 is demonstrating what my daily sustenance would be. Six bottles of red wine, and a baguette. l think l could live off that for a while.
Photograph by Branson Decou.
Pretty soon with this corrupt government, this will be the only acceptable card you will be allowed to vote with.
Remember - Never vote Tory.
Toodle pipAn outstanding photograph by Ciko Dika of Lenny Kravitz. Rock photography at it's best, of a man who knows how to dress and pose like a proper Rock and Roll RockGod. The hair! The leather keks! the snakeskin boots! The Flying V Guitar!
What more do you want?
I'll admit l had to take a second look to see what the real picture was. Still funny though.
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There is a very large gap between these front covers of Mojo and Uncut magazine featuring Nick Drake on the cover, but they both look great. As l am a sad bastard, l am seriously considering getting this months Uncut (the middle picture), despite already owning it, as l have the subscribers edition further below, which may be a great photograph of Nick, but l'd like the two similar looking editions.
Once again, l need more money and a bigger house.
Or treatment.
Tonights Eurovision highlight. Mel Giedroyc churning butter. Something l never imagined happening, even in my wildest dreams. England is mad.
Toodle pipI don't go to many festival these days, as l prefer smaller gigs, but curiosity might make me get tickets for this one.
This is the site for the original Las Vegas strip in 1952. The place has changed a bit since then.
Did you know the twitter bird image is formed from circles? Can you see it yet?
Given up? Here you go.
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Bit of an obstacle with trying to watch TV this evening. Mr Parrot is demanding some attention.
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This mornings breakfast. How l'm not 30 stone or had a heart attack beats me. Good job l'm indestructible.
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If l ever win the lottery, this is what my front room would look like. A man can but dream...
The tallest structure in our Solar System, at a mere 72,000 feet tall, and 13.63 miles wide.
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