OK, it's just the face of a carpenter ant, but it still looks otherworldly.
Toodle pip
Sunday, 23 October 2022
boris pulls out
So, the mighty sack of crap that is Boris Johnson has pulled out (for a change) of the Tory leadership contest. I certainly don't believe he had 102 backers, and that he is supposedly withdrawing for party unity, but l am happy that he has cut short one of his many holidays (while parliament is sitting), and had to travel back on an economy flight, only to be humiliated by not having enough backers. Let's face it, if he had over 100, he would run, and get voted in by the Tory members, otherwise, what was the point of returning from holiday, it's certainly not to earn his keep as a sitting MP. Also, the BBC and other sources shouldn't have been quoting the Johnson supporters over the last day or so saying he had 100 votes, without some proof, as it was just good publicity for him without any verification, and could have seriously affected the voting.
I've still got a sneaking suspicion that Penny Mordant will win, but either way, her and Sunik are both right wing gits who will persevere with austerity cuts, at great cost to the poor. They'd soon find extra money if they wanted to bomb somewhere. Bastards!!
Never vote Tory.
Statement from tonight's BBC
the mail on sunday can't read graphs
I know l often despair at the the ineptitude and bias of the right wing press, but sometimes it's just too easy. Here's a graph in The Sunday Mail explaining how Boris Johnson will beat Keir Starmer if he decides to run in the current leadership contest. The only trouble is (Gee wizz), it shows the opposite.
Never buy them, and never vote Tory.
Saturday, 22 October 2022
keith richards still going strong
This was 50 years ago, and amazingly, Keith Richards is still in the land of the living.
Toodle pip
Friday, 21 October 2022
one of the many reasons jacob rees-mogg is a twat
Jacob Rees-Mogg never lets you down. Just as you think the spoilt Victorian lickspittle who probably hasn't stopped being breastfed can't possibly do any more damage to the country, he produces this. No wonder the country is fucked.
Never vote Tory.
Plus....l agree with this
Toodle pip
me waiting for the revolver box set
Me waiting for the new Beatles box set of Revolver to arrive. My favourite Beatles album.
It's actually a Horsfield's Tarsier photographed / filmed by Joel Sartore.
Thursday, 20 October 2022
ffs - here we go again
Haven't these fuckwit papers caused enough damage? Wanting their darling Boris back shows how desperate they really are.
Boycott them all, and never vote Tory.
the brexit papers and the papers supporting liz truss
Never forget, that when this rancid government and the error that was Brexit is discussed, a lot of blame has to go to the right wing press that sprouted lies such as these on a daily basis. Twats.
Never vote Tory - or buy any of the right wing rags.
And while we're at it, the bastard Daily Mail supported Liz Truss during the leadership campaign and printed crap like this to assist her in her path to glory.
I repeat...Never vote Tory, or buy any of the right wing rags
Toodle pip
the lettuce has won!! liz truss resigns
After the countless weeks off sprouting crap to appeal to the hardcore Tory members and the Tufton Street twats during the leadership contest, at no great surprise to anyone with half a brain, it has all been a fucking disaster that the poor are currently paying for.
What a great day to be off work and watching TV. Time for an election!!! (which l very much doubt will happen any time soon)
Toodle pip
Wednesday, 19 October 2022
keep in touch ouija card
This is such a great idea. I may have nick and copy this in the future.
Toodle pip
sick boy john major
You know when you are getting old people say policemen look younger? How about Sick boy from Trainspotting (Johnny Lee Miller) being old enough to play ex Prime Minister John Major?
Shoot me now.
Toodle pip
butter in the glorious sunlands
I get really pissed off when government decisions affect me, and this is one of those times!!!
Tuesday, 18 October 2022
Monday, 17 October 2022
the parrot is an artist
While l was sitting reading on the settee, l wasn't paying that much attention to Mr Parrot, who was sitting on my chest, fiddling with the buttons on the neck of my t-shirt while l stroked him absentmindedly. It was only after he had got up and buggered off back to his stand, that l noticed he had chewed one of the buttons off, pooed on the back of the settee (which he doesn't normally do), and put the button on top of it, making some kind of statement. A statement pertaining to what l have no idea, but the little bugger's trying to tell me something.
Sunday, 16 October 2022
beer or rain
It doesn't take a lot to persuade me to get out of the rain and head to the pub, so this sign hits the nail on the head. Simple yet effective.
Toodle pip
sex pistols passport photographs
Passport photographs of The Sex Pistols taken for their 1978 USA tour. Reader...it didn't end well.
Toodle pip
my ideal house
I think l've found my ideal house. At least it would prevent me from having to keep the blinds shut all the time so l can get some privacy (unsociable git that l am). Think l'd have to buy the house next door to the one in the photo as well, to avoid having to make any conversation or hearing them.
Toodle pip
Saturday, 15 October 2022
it's about time they admitted it
From The Telegraph newspaper, a long standing supporter of the Tories.
suella braverman for prime minister
FFS!!! I'd like to think she is joking, but knowing this inept crop of glorious leaders, l very much doubt it.
It was bad enough with Boris, and even worse now with Liz, but this would be a scary joke too far.
Toodle pip
bob hope's house
I may have put this up in the past, but if so, it's worth repeating. Bob Hope's marvellous looking house in Palm Springs. I must admit, l never expected him to live in anything as magnificent as this, but l certainly like it.
Toodle pip
medical dispensation the therese coffey way
Going against all right thinking medical professionals advice, Therese Coffey, our great and glorious Health Secretary, is not afraid to follow her own calling. It's just a shame that she is such an imbecil, and this policy could harm people. Then again, coming from her, it's only to be expected.
Never vote Tory.
Friday, 14 October 2022
Thursday, 13 October 2022
Wednesday, 12 October 2022
Pink Floyd - If (From Atom Heart Mother)
I love this song, and to me, it contains some of their finest lyrics, more than likely with Syd Barrett in mind.
If I were a swan, I'd be gone.
If I were a train, I'd be late.
And if I were a good man, I'd talk with you more often than I do.
If I were to sleep, I could dream.
If I were afraid, I could hide.
If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain.
If I were the moon, I'd be cool.
If I were a rule, I would bend.
If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends.
If I were alone, I would cry.
And if I were with you, I'd be home and dry.
And if I go insane, will you still let me join in with the game?
If I were a swan, I'd be gone.
If I were a train, I'd be late again.
If I were a good man, I'd talk to you more often than I do.
Toodle pip
Tuesday, 11 October 2022
lesha porche's curved lines
Lesha Porche's 'Curved Lines' illusion makes your brain imagine there are curved lines, but when you try to focus on them, they can't be found. Pretty damn cool.
ye cracke and tories
Ye Cracke (a pub in Liverpool) certainly doesn't like Tories. If l lived closer, it would be my regular.
Toodle pip
Monday, 10 October 2022
me and the parrot celebrating
Me and the parrot celebrating after the Manchester United win last night.
Toodle pip
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