whatever works (2009 ) - woody allen

I have grown into a fan of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm', in which Larry David is superb, albeit playing an exaggerated version of himself (season 8 starting this weekend!).

I am also a fan of Woody Allen, he has done some great films in the past, plus some of his stand up and stories used to be really funny.

This however, l nearly switched off half way through. It is not a good Woody Allen film, and Larry David does not have such a good role as he does in 'Curb'. It's not that funny, not that romantic, and not that good of a story.

Boris, an old cranky man (David), meets and marries a young girl (Evan Rachel Wood), then her mom comes to town, followed by her father. Everyone changes and life is random.

Whooooopppie!

It's a good job l have plenty of spare time on my hands at the moment, or l would be really pissed off with the two hours l wasted watching this.

Christ, l sound like Boris in the movie (and nearly as old).

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the boston strangler (1968) - richard fleischer

This is based on the book by , starring Tony Curtis as Albert DeSalvo (The Boston Strangler). I have never read the book, but there were a lot of inaccuracies in the film compared to the real life case, however, l enjoyed it anyway. There were a lot of split screen shots and reflections in glass, obviously to enforce the split personality the film portrays DeSalvo as having. Curtis was excellent, as was Henry Fonda, playing the chief detective John S Bottomly. It was dated and old looking, with lots of false leads (which is fine by me), but l would have preferred it if it had stuck to the known facts of the case, including it's inconclusive element, but that's the movies for you.

Nearly forgot, l also thought it gave Peter Hurkos way too much credibility, portraying him as unnervingly accurate, although he was still wrong. Balderdash l say!

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comedy overload - sean lock - rich hall and bill hicks

Myself and the FPO have been catching up on TV recorded while away, including live concerts from Sean Lock, Rich Hall and Bill Hicks (we like our comedy!). She was not too keen on the Bill Hicks stuff, and Sean Lock was OK (she found him funnier than l did), but Rich Hall was excellent, especially when he is singing as his Otis Lee Crenshaw alter ego. I am a big fan of Bill Hicks myself, in fact l also watched American - The Bill Hicks Story afterwards (alone), but agree that he sometimes spends too much time trying to put over a political point, rather than being funny (a bit like Lenny Bruce did towards the end). Rich Hall was definitely the funniest of these shows, he had us both crying with laughter, and we have re-watched the show again since. Both droll and unexpected, marvellous stuff.

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the generals daughter (1992 ) - simon west

I saw this while away on holiday, and found parts of it (mainly John Travolta's) entertaining, but on the whole, pretty unbelievable. Travolta plays Paul Brenner, an investigating officer who ends up trying to find out what happened to Captain Elisabeth Campbell, who was found naked, dead, staked to the floor, and who also happens to be the Colonel's daughter. It was interesting, and had some twists, but the unlikelihood of the plot put me off. At the end credits (and probably because drink had been taken), it looked as though it was based on a true story, but it is actually from the novel by Nelson DeMille. Hollywood! Pah!

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back to the future trainers

Looking at trainers on ebay (OK, l know l am sad), l found these little beauties. They are not really my scene, as l mainly prefer the old school Puma and Adidas types, but these are being auctioned to raise money for Parkinson's disease through the Michael J Fox foundation. Only 1,500 pairs are being made so snap some up now!

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paper sculptures left in scottish libraries

Somebody has been leaving paper sculptures in Scottish libraries.

Don't they look great? This is when art is truly fantastic. OK, it may be an already established artist having a prank (had to make sure l spelt that right), or an unknown artist getting valuable publicity for themselves, but it is a brilliant idea.

More about the story here.

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cool graffiti

I've got to sort out my bunny (it's a long story).

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the napoleon of notting hill - gk chesterton

More holiday reading.

Set in the future (which for a book written in 1904, was1984) when Kings of England are chosen at random.

Auberon Quin becomes ruler and (as a joke) divides London up into districts which bear the emblems he has designed for them.

An idealistic young man (Adam Wayne), who he had met when Adam was a child, ends up defending Notting Hill against developers, as he had taken what the King said to him at face value.

Philosophical and humorous in places, it can also be hard going, even if you have a profound liking for crusades and morality.

I had originally started this earlier in the year as an audio book, but kept getting distracted and losing the gist of the story. It is much better as a book, but somehow, not as good as l was expecting.

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my man jeeves - pg wodehouse

More holiday reading.

I had never read any of P.G Wodehouse's books before, but thought it was about time l gave one of these (so called) classics a chance.

This was pretty entertaining, and although written in 1919, had lots of humour that was still (to me at least) funny.

I preferred the Bertie Wooster stories, rather than the Reggie Pepper ones, and l may even give the old TV series a go if it is repeated, as at the time it was on, l could not stand Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry bumbling around doing comedy for the upper classes (as l saw it then).

I am still in favour of a shake up of the class system, but good comedy is still good comedy.

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the fry chronicles - stephen fry

More holiday reading.

The second of Stephen Fry's autobiographies, this covers his release from prison, his time at Cambridge, and becoming successful (and very rich). It ends just as he starts taking Cocaine (Mmmm). I thought it could do with being a bit shorter, and it also could have done with less apologies regarding his upbringing, class, education, insecurities and hangups, although he admits himself that he goes on about it a lot. Books like this make me feel more stupid than l already am, with its tales of people playing chess blindfolded, and Fry himself memorising large chunks of Shakespeare, including where the references originated from. Bastard. I will however, forgive him if he swells the coffers (oooeer!!) of my paypal account.

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robbie fowler - my autobiography

More holiday reading.

This book was already at the villa we had rented and was the classic footballer stuff about being injured, family problems, arguments with managers, and his disappointment about falling out with Houllier and Thompson, resulting in the leaving of Liverpool (everyone sing along...."It's not the leaving of Liverpool" etc). He has a go at some of the England managers, but it is the usual complaints (Keegan having no tactical sense, Hoddle into strange ideas, Eriksson not knowing what to do when the going got tough). He does however, have respect for Venables.

Not a book l would usually read, but it passed some time.

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breakfast of champions - kurt vonnegut

More holiday reading.

I have been re-reading and catching up with old Kurt's books recently, and this was one l had not read before. It didn't let me down. More tales with Kilgore Trout, who travels to a convention where he meets Dwayne Hoover, a man who takes his writings literally, with crazy consequences.

Great stuff.

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carter beats the devil - glen david gold

Holiday reading ticked off.

Although this book was released in 2001, l had never heard about it or Glen David Gold before, until it was recommended to me by a work colleague who read it while we were in Majorca this year. She (Hello Vicki) kept saying how good it was and how she thought l would probably enjoy it, but l was reluctant to take her advice at first. I am so glad that l changed my mind, as it is now up there amongst some of my favourite books, as it reminded me of 'The Master and Margarita' and 'Jitterbug Perfume', which, although completely different, are also strange and off the wall.

It concerns real life characters (mainly Charles Carter) and events, but mixed up into a thriller involving magic, television and presidents. I can't praise it enough, and l am looking forward to the film version, whenever that arrives. I just hope they don't screw it up.

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1884 weather

Welcome home to sunny bloody Britain. The weather is still atrocious and very windy, rather like the picture above. This is the earliest photograph of a tornado, taken in 1884 in South Dakota, and it may have inspired 'The Wonderful Wizard of Oz'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1884_Howard,_South_Dakota_tornado

It might as well be in my back garden at the moment.

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superheavy - miracle worker

This has been getting a bit of a kicking on some forums, but l quite like it (bit of a mixture, and better than most of Jagger's solo stuff).

Apart from Mick's suit and crappy trainers, he is looking more and more like a skinny version of Herman Munster, especially when they laugh a lot. Not a good look, but l suppose at least he hasn't (I think) resorted to plastic surgery to try and look young.

It's annoying that they can just be lent a 414 foot mega yacht to record on though.

'Paul Allen lent us his boat (a 414ft mega yacht called Octopus with two helicopters, two submarines and a jet-ski dock). Mick would check in under names like Mr Gibson 3.3 - all very Ocean's Eleven,' said Dave Stewart

Rich bastards!!!!!!

Why is it so often the case that rich people who can afford stuff, get really expensive (to you and me) things for free.

I hate them all

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some portugal scans

Some scans from the holiday, some photos will appear once l get round to uploading them all (and editing them). I think you can guess there was a lot of food and drink consumed (although not enough drink, and too much food).

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