nickolay lamm's barbies

Ever wondered what Barbie Dolls would look like if they were modelled on real womens figures?
No?
Me neither actually, but when l saw these representations by Nicholay Lamm, l thought the differences were pretty interesting (but hardly unexpected).

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aspirations for your child

Talk about showing what little faith you have in your youngster getting a decent education, let alone planting those subconscious aspirations for when the little princess has grown up and is looking for employment later in life.  Why not just get her started early and let her practise cleaning real toilets around the home, or even better, hire her out to clean your neighbours toilets for a bit of extra pocket money.  Kids have to learn early on that life can be hard.

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dodgy batman toy gun

This Batman toy gun looks well dodgy. I think this short, wide legged and rotund version would get way too much pleasure out of me squeezing that trigger. Also, it looks like he has got a butt plug in. Not that l'm judging of course, l just wouldn't want him squirting all over me.


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me and the happy plastic dinosaurs

I am nearly as ecstatic as the Dinosaurs in the bag. I have just finished work until Tuesday afternoon, it's Manchester United away at Liverpool tomorrow morning (one of the the most important games of the season), I have new books to read, DVD's to watch, pubs to frequent, and l am off to see Art Brut tomorrow night. Hurrah!!!!!!!!!

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chinese batman toy

I think they may have lost something in translation.

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l could have ruled the world (part two)

Another gift l was not bought as a kid, holding back my dreams of World domination.

Damn my parents!

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l could have ruled the world

If only my parents had bought me this when l was younger. I could be an evil tyrant by now. Mind you, the FPO would probably say l turned into one anyway.

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