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Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
Sunday 19 May 2019
Thursday 16 May 2019
queen / the beatles - live at wenley / wembley
I don't know about anyone else, but l would be a bit dubious about purchasing this 3 cd set of Queen live at Wenley. I've got a sneaking suspicion that it may not be 100% legit.
I saw Queen many times back in their early years, but l don't remember them ever looking like this.
Are the pirates / counterfitters demonstrating all white people look the same to them? Bloody racists!
Thursday 25 April 2019
a cute raccoon eating cherries
Ever wanted to watch a video of a very laid back Raccoon eating cherries while wearing a bib?
Today's your lucky day!
One of the greatest things l have ever seen on youtube.
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Today's your lucky day!
One of the greatest things l have ever seen on youtube.
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Wednesday 3 April 2019
Thursday 21 March 2019
Wednesday 20 March 2019
will self stares down Mark Francois
Will Self can certainly be pompous, but his spat with the Conservative MP Mark Francois (a twat) on BBC's Politics Live highlighted what is one of the worst thing about some politicians (and some people). Francois does not listen to Will Self's statement properly and fails to grasp what Will Self has said, and then keeps demanding an apology (on behalf of others), despite the statement being explained again, and Francois still not understanding, clinging to his Syllogistic fallacy. Obviously Will Self knew he could lick Francois intellectually, and you can see the great delight he takes in doing so, at the same time exposing his opponents self righteousness. As for the stare off at the end, l thought Francois was going to crumble and go for him (after all - he's been in the T.A!!).
I'd love to see what was said between them at the end of the filming.
Here's the full show from Donald TV on Youtube - it kicks off 40.30 minutes in.
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I'd love to see what was said between them at the end of the filming.
Here's the full show from Donald TV on Youtube - it kicks off 40.30 minutes in.
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Saturday 9 March 2019
oswald mosley injured in liverpool - what joy!
I know it happened elsewhere as well as Liverpool, but l'm always pleased when fascist organisations get their comeuppance.
When Oswald Mosley was leader of the Blackshirted British Union of Fascists party in England, he came to Liverpool on 10th December 1937 and tried to address a crowd to gain support for his party. He was prevented from doing so by hundreds of people throwing rocks, at least one of which resulted in him having an unplanned visit to the nearby Walton hospital for treatment (where l was born).
I usually preach non violence, but you've always got to be on the lookout for people like him, so I'm prepared to make the odd exception.
More information about the episode can be found here (and here)
Makes me proud to be a Scouser.
When Oswald Mosley was leader of the Blackshirted British Union of Fascists party in England, he came to Liverpool on 10th December 1937 and tried to address a crowd to gain support for his party. He was prevented from doing so by hundreds of people throwing rocks, at least one of which resulted in him having an unplanned visit to the nearby Walton hospital for treatment (where l was born).
I usually preach non violence, but you've always got to be on the lookout for people like him, so I'm prepared to make the odd exception.
More information about the episode can be found here (and here)
Makes me proud to be a Scouser.
Here he is being taken to the hospital
After treatment in Walton.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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a panda says - don't do drugs
I've taken quite a few drugs in the past but none have ever affected me in this way. I think l need to sue my dealer as the git was obviously short changing me and selling me below par merchandise. If only l knew where there was an ex lawyer who may be a bit dodgy and do stuff on the side......
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Sunday 3 March 2019
Saturday 2 March 2019
chinese construction worker dancing
My mate can 'dance', and does so at every opportunity, despite my opposition, but l love the moves this Chinese construction worker has in his locker. There's plenty more of him on you tube (the Chinese fellow - not my mate).
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Sunday 10 February 2019
danny baker's wife at the baftas
So, tonight it's the Baftas, where the great and good come out to party. Just don't believe everything you read though, as this picture from The Mirror site apparently shows Danny Baker and his wife Bonnie. You may well think Danny is punching above his weight, until you realise that he is married to Wendy (who he has gone on about for years) and the lady in the picture is actually one of his daughters.
It will probably be changed at some time, but in the meantime, the article is here.
For his tweets about the occasion, go here
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Friday 21 September 2018
Tuesday 3 July 2018
Thursday 28 June 2018
my hideous children
Thinking about Elvis and Las Vegas (post below), reminded me of these monstrosities which were done in hotel photo booths in Vegas a few years ago. They photograph you and your partner, and then mix it up a bit to supposedly show what your children would look like.
Put me off having kids, l can tell you - it'd be like The Village of the Damned.
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Monday 28 May 2018
Saturday 26 May 2018
Monday 30 April 2018
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