new haircut means l could be bob mortimer's 'alistair the estate agent'

As usual, l've cut my own hair, which was beginning to get on my nerves (or rather, my nipples).  After snipping off about 6 inches worth, l've now got to be careful how it's brushed, or swept back majestically, because otherwise, l turn into an older version of Bob Mortimer's 'Alistair the Estate Agent'.

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