pumpkin bottom

I am not the sort of person to make a pumpkin carving for Halloween, but if l was, something like this would be just the ticket.

"I can tell you this

When the female hand

She contours you

And you're like the sand

And you'll never guess

You were in so deep

And you try to walk

But you just can't creep

Well she takes her time

But she arrives

With her candle stub

And her carving knives

Like a pumpkin head

You'll be lit within

As she severs you with a six inch grin"

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