Available in Waitrose - Britsh Jazz Apples. However, if you look a bit closer....
Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Tuesday, 12 September 2023
Monday, 11 September 2023
Sunday, 10 September 2023
some birthday week pressies
I think my mates might be trying to take the piss. Two pressies in the pub, both of soap (plus other stuff).
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Saturday, 9 September 2023
Friday, 8 September 2023
the coming wave - mustafa suleyman
Just finished this Mustafa Suleyman book which arrived yesterday and it is both amazing and scary. It's looking forward to the advancements with AI and robotics, amongst other topics such as DNA modification, while also setting out some plans and ideas for restraint and regulation. This will affect everyone in the next 5 - 10 years, not just in the loss of jobs, and it is mind boggling. Highly recommended.
first big spider of the year
This big (now dead) bastard was waiting for me in the kitchen this morning. First one of the year, and l'm certainly not looking forward to any more, although l'm sure they are coming (or already hiding somewhere).
Toodle pipThursday, 7 September 2023
The Rolling Stones - Angry (Official Video)
Wednesday, 6 September 2023
a handy guide to british corvids
I've got some of these bastard Jackdaws nesting just outside my bedroom window. Not good in summer time, as they are noisy little gits as soon as the sun starts rising. However, l also feed them, so it's partly my fault.
Toodle pipgillian keegan update - more tory corruption
When will this corruption ever end? It's like they are trying to milk every single penny out of the public purse and distribute it to family, friends and donors. A lot of them would be in jail if they weren't protected by their position, wealth and backing form colleagues. It rotten to the core, and it stinks.
Never vote tory
jordan henderson - not doing it for the money
Despite the fact Jordan Henderson is ex Liverpool, l feel a bit bad picking on him for being two faced and taking the Saudi Arabian money, after his stance supporting the LGBTQ community, because at least he did support them at a time when hardly anyone else did. However, this is clearly about the money, as he would have had lots of other options to continue playing, at many other clubs and countries, and let's face it, after playing for Liverpool for years on footballers wages, he won't exactly be on the breadline. Plus, l agree with this statement from Christian Hewgill.
Toodle piptheresa may portrait
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Tuesday, 5 September 2023
gillian keegan doing a fucking good job
Our current Education Secretary (the sixth in two years). She is also quoted as knowing about the problem and saying 'Sit on it for two years and it will be someone else's problem'. Probably meaning Labour. Rishi Sunak blocked the cash, (after the Conservatives had already stopped Labours school rebuilding during the coalition) but at least he gave a bottle of wine to a school fundraiser
Never vote tory
Monday, 4 September 2023
parrot's attitudes
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measuring the wind
It's about time our wind measuring systems got with the times. Let's hear it for wheelie bin wind measuring! You can't hold back progress. Welcome to our new and improved future!
Toodle pipSunday, 3 September 2023
Saturday, 2 September 2023
large owl wanted
I think if Mr Parrot kicks the bucket, l might have to get myself a large owl. This one looks ideal.
schools falling apart
Schools currently at risk of falling apart. What a time to be alive. Of course this will have nothing to do with the fact when the Tory / Liberal coalition came to power, they cancelled the school building programme. People have short memories.
Never vote Tory
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Friday, 1 September 2023
prince andrew and the bbc
The BBC even having to ask this question. Obviously the Royals have plenty of lickspittles working for the press, but Prince Andrew can buggger off (and that's being polite). A poorer person would have been locked up by now.
Toodle pipThursday, 31 August 2023
Bee Gees - Ellan Vannin (unofficial anthem of Isle of Man )
the joyful ex council family home
So l guess Tamsin didn't think the common council house plebs could have had a joyful family home of their own? Grrrrrrr....Don't get me started.
Toodle pipbookends outtakes
For me, Paul Simon is up there with the greatest of all time, and l love his stuff, both solo and with Simon and Garfunkel. Here's some outtakes from the Bookends photo shoot by Richard Avedon.
me in kenya and liverpool
Me in Kenya as a little kid. Rather sadly l don't remember any of my time there.
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the rspcb get stuck into the government (sort of)
Well doe to The RSPCB for getting stuck into the current government regarding it's environmental protections (or lack of them). It's great that institutions such as this actually do their job and raise their heads above the pulpit and point fingers at those responsible. Hurrah!!!! More please!!!
Thunderous applause all round from this neck of the woods
Oh.....Hold.....They've bottled it
Walks away disgruntled
Wednesday, 30 August 2023
sara vine and the daily mail are annoyed part 65748484
Oh the irony. I take it it's got nothing to do with Brexit or 13 years of Tory rule?
Never vote Tory
Never buy The Daily Mail
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