Treated Mr Parrot to a day in the garden while l cut the grass. The little git then repaid me by chewing through the packaging of my drill box, while looking at it as though he was completely innocent.
Little git.
Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Treated Mr Parrot to a day in the garden while l cut the grass. The little git then repaid me by chewing through the packaging of my drill box, while looking at it as though he was completely innocent.
Little git.
Today's charity shop haul. All for £4, although once again - I'm going to need a bigger house (or treatment).
It will come to no-ones surprise that this was all lies and there was no such deal, but duly reported as such by the client newspapers. They have now admitted they have given up all hope of a deal.
The most corrupt government l have ever known (and l'm old!).
Never vote Tory.
Bunch of Bastards!! The Liberal Democrats have been in charge for less than a month in Woking. The overspending was by the previous Conservatives in power, but why let the facts get in the way when you can appropriate blame on a party The Mail does not support.
Twats!!
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At the time of the Princes Trust in 1986, l thought most of these were old bastards and way past their best. Second part of that statement was definitely true with some of them, but looking at their ages now they certainly don't seem so old.
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As the Philip Schofield saga drags on and on (and on), remember - It was unwise, not illegal.
More examples.
GB Bastard News congratulating itself as a favourite news outlet (according to 45,000 people).
It's a pity that Ofcom can't see that a channel with News in it's title, with lots of news shows on which it prides itself, is not subject to news broadcasting regulations as it is not deemed a news channel by them.
If that's justice - l'm a banana.
I really like this optical illusion structure. It's called 'Staircase to Heaven,' looks like it's heading upwards at an angle, but is actually flat. Very deceptive and clever! It's by South African artist Stijdom Van Der Merwe, and located in Taitung County, Taiwan. More information about his artwork can be found here.
Bottom photograph from here
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I've posted some of this stuff before, but it's worth repeating. One persons junk and lost or discarded items are transformed into another's beautiful creation. I'd stick these on my wall (if l had any spare room).
From the Lego Lost at Sea site
The French - they are different from us.
If l ever end up buggering off somewhere hot and living in a cave by the sea, this French lady from Paris 1945 is demonstrating what my daily sustenance would be. Six bottles of red wine, and a baguette. l think l could live off that for a while.
Photograph by Branson Decou.
Pretty soon with this corrupt government, this will be the only acceptable card you will be allowed to vote with.
Remember - Never vote Tory.
Toodle pipAn outstanding photograph by Ciko Dika of Lenny Kravitz. Rock photography at it's best, of a man who knows how to dress and pose like a proper Rock and Roll RockGod. The hair! The leather keks! the snakeskin boots! The Flying V Guitar!
What more do you want?
I'll admit l had to take a second look to see what the real picture was. Still funny though.
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