From Private Eye
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Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
I've never seen one of these before and didn't even know such a thing existed, but now l have, l certainly won't forget it. The rather stunning looking blue lobster.
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I'm fully in favour of this, but wish l had been there on the nights in question, and the below albums are two of my favourites.
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I don't know about you, but this rather stunning photograph of the Mystic Mountain region of the Carina Nebula looks to me like some kind of otherworldly super power of the type that may have had The Silver Surfer under his command in the past.
Then again, maybe l should have laid off the brown acid and kool aid drink
Where do you even begin to start with this lack of self awareness in a time when so many people are genuinely struggling to even put food on the table? The rich, do indeed, live in a different world.
Never trust a Tory
Toodle pipAfter posting the last photograph of the original Rolling Stones recently, here's the last one of The Beatles together. August 22nd 1969.
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What kind of hell is this? With promises of tax cuts, cutting money for the NHS and Universal credit scroungers and strong racist policies including continued deportation of refugees, to appeal to their right wing Tory audience of about 150.000 mostly elderly white party members who will ultimately select one of them. Plus fixing the economy they have been in charge of for twelve years. Don't forget how complicit all of them were in the sleazy lying Boris Johnson government, appearing on TV ad radio numerous times to defend the lying and lawbreaking (and don't forget Rishi was fined for partying during lockdown). Funny how when it's General Election time it's always promises of more hospitals, nurses, police and 'levelling up' to make the country more equal. All his without the evil Priti Patel getting involved (so far), but trust me, she will.
And in related news....
After two weeks of relentless pressure and front page stories from The Daily Mail about Keir Starmer having a beer at a work event, the Durham police were pressured into investigating (again) whether the lockdown laws were broken, so that the 126 lockdown fines the corrupt government had been given could be played down as 'They're all at it'. Keir knew he had not broken the law, but honourably said h would resign if he was fined. Now it has been investigated (again) he has been cleared and vindicated, but The fucking Daily Mail are still trying to discredit him, by claiming his offer to resign put pressure on the police to clear him.
How low can a newspaper go? Sadly, there will no doubt be a lot more of this kind of crap from the Tory loving twats, funded by a tax dodging non domicile billionaire.
Toodle pipl only found out about this the other day, but it certainly an easy way of saving on paper and looking to the future. ln The Netherlands, you don't have to buy stamps, you can use a nine digit code instead. A simple but genius idea.
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Ladies and gentleman, l present to you our new education minister, Andrea Jenkyns. A reminder tat we are still living in Boris world. What a fucking rotter.
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A round of applause for Madame Tussauds in Blackpool who put their waxwork Boris Johnson outside the job centre. However, l'd prefer him in jail.
The Daily Mail have got a lot to be responsible for, but this is cringeworthy, and makes it so obvious that Paul Dacre is desperate for his corrupt entry into the House of Lords, which no doubt he'll get before Boris buggers off. Meanwhile in the news, lets have an unbiased column by Boris Johnson's sister and father. Carrie's ex, Michael Gove's ex, and the papers Boris worked for.
Also, l don't recall Boris saying sorry, resigning, or taking any responsibility. He needs to be removed now before he wrecks more havoc and feathers his and his cronies nests.
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This is what happens when you leave boxes around an unleashed parrot.
He's a little bastard, but l love him.
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At long last, it looks like Boris is fucked, although he will obviously try to hang on as long as possible, blame everyone else, and then swan off into a well paid after dinner speaker role and make a fortune by publishing his diaries.
Twat.
As today is the anniversary of Brian Jones' death, and l've just finished watching the new BBC documentary's on The Rolling Stones, here's the last photograph of them all together.
Footballers used to look a lot older back in the day. Take this example - Jimmy Leadbetter from Ipswich Town.
Age? A mere whippersnapper of a lad aged just 33. He probably lived on Woodbine cigarettes and Pale Ale.