Toodle pip
Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Thursday 14 July 2022
fleetwood mac rumours outtakes
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the mystic mountain region of the carina nebula
I don't know about you, but this rather stunning photograph of the Mystic Mountain region of the Carina Nebula looks to me like some kind of otherworldly super power of the type that may have had The Silver Surfer under his command in the past.
Then again, maybe l should have laid off the brown acid and kool aid drink
austerity is hitting everyone
Where do you even begin to start with this lack of self awareness in a time when so many people are genuinely struggling to even put food on the table? The rich, do indeed, live in a different world.
Never trust a Tory
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Tuesday 12 July 2022
the last photograph of the beatles
After posting the last photograph of the original Rolling Stones recently, here's the last one of The Beatles together. August 22nd 1969.
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Monday 11 July 2022
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of hell is this? With promises of tax cuts, cutting money for the NHS and Universal credit scroungers and strong racist policies including continued deportation of refugees, to appeal to their right wing Tory audience of about 150.000 mostly elderly white party members who will ultimately select one of them. Plus fixing the economy they have been in charge of for twelve years. Don't forget how complicit all of them were in the sleazy lying Boris Johnson government, appearing on TV ad radio numerous times to defend the lying and lawbreaking (and don't forget Rishi was fined for partying during lockdown). Funny how when it's General Election time it's always promises of more hospitals, nurses, police and 'levelling up' to make the country more equal. All his without the evil Priti Patel getting involved (so far), but trust me, she will.
And in related news....
Saturday 9 July 2022
the daily mail disgracing itself (again)
After two weeks of relentless pressure and front page stories from The Daily Mail about Keir Starmer having a beer at a work event, the Durham police were pressured into investigating (again) whether the lockdown laws were broken, so that the 126 lockdown fines the corrupt government had been given could be played down as 'They're all at it'. Keir knew he had not broken the law, but honourably said h would resign if he was fined. Now it has been investigated (again) he has been cleared and vindicated, but The fucking Daily Mail are still trying to discredit him, by claiming his offer to resign put pressure on the police to clear him.
How low can a newspaper go? Sadly, there will no doubt be a lot more of this kind of crap from the Tory loving twats, funded by a tax dodging non domicile billionaire.
Toodle pipthe no stamps future
l only found out about this the other day, but it certainly an easy way of saving on paper and looking to the future. ln The Netherlands, you don't have to buy stamps, you can use a nine digit code instead. A simple but genius idea.
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our new education minister
Ladies and gentleman, l present to you our new education minister, Andrea Jenkyns. A reminder tat we are still living in Boris world. What a fucking rotter.
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T. Rex - Get it on 1971 Wiped by the BBC
Friday 8 July 2022
boris at the job centre
A round of applause for Madame Tussauds in Blackpool who put their waxwork Boris Johnson outside the job centre. However, l'd prefer him in jail.
paul dacre still wants to be a lord
The Daily Mail have got a lot to be responsible for, but this is cringeworthy, and makes it so obvious that Paul Dacre is desperate for his corrupt entry into the House of Lords, which no doubt he'll get before Boris buggers off. Meanwhile in the news, lets have an unbiased column by Boris Johnson's sister and father. Carrie's ex, Michael Gove's ex, and the papers Boris worked for.
Also, l don't recall Boris saying sorry, resigning, or taking any responsibility. He needs to be removed now before he wrecks more havoc and feathers his and his cronies nests.
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Tuesday 5 July 2022
never trust a parrot
This is what happens when you leave boxes around an unleashed parrot.
He's a little bastard, but l love him.
the rolling stones banner
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He's fucked
At long last, it looks like Boris is fucked, although he will obviously try to hang on as long as possible, blame everyone else, and then swan off into a well paid after dinner speaker role and make a fortune by publishing his diaries.
Twat.
Monday 4 July 2022
Whitney K Maryland
Sunday 3 July 2022
brian jones' last photograph with the rolling stones
As today is the anniversary of Brian Jones' death, and l've just finished watching the new BBC documentary's on The Rolling Stones, here's the last photograph of them all together.
The LOVE band featuring Johnny Echols UK tour June/July 2022
Saturday 2 July 2022
Friday 1 July 2022
when footballers looked older
Footballers used to look a lot older back in the day. Take this example - Jimmy Leadbetter from Ipswich Town.
Age? A mere whippersnapper of a lad aged just 33. He probably lived on Woodbine cigarettes and Pale Ale.
Thursday 30 June 2022
David Essex - Rock On - Musikladen
tory corruption part 479
The waste of space that is Gavin Williamson to earn £625 an hour as an education advisor (from a Tory supporting firm that donates money to the Conservatives). You normally couldn't make this kind of crap up. Corrupt bunch of bastards.
Tuesday 28 June 2022
Sunday 26 June 2022
Saturday 25 June 2022
the feel good jesus and mary chain
Written by a youngster who's never heard them, or someone taking the piss. The feel good Jesus and Mary Chain ffs.
Friday 24 June 2022
Tuesday 21 June 2022
Monday 20 June 2022
Saturday 18 June 2022
nothing to see in the times or mail
The great disappearing story, regarding more of Boris Johnson's corruption. It was in The Times and Daily Mail, and now it's nowhere to be seen. Another small step towards fascism and dictatorship.
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Friday 17 June 2022
Tuesday 14 June 2022
how the german press see us
And it's not just Germany who can't believe what this country is becoming. Anyone who supports the current policies are complicit and should be hounded out of politics. What a bunch of fucking rotters.