I don't know about you, but this rather stunning photograph of the Mystic Mountain region of the Carina Nebula looks to me like some kind of otherworldly super power of the type that may have had The Silver Surfer under his command in the past.
Then again, maybe l should have laid off the brown acid and kool aid drink
Where do you even begin to start with this lack of self awareness in a time when so many people are genuinely struggling to even put food on the table? The rich, do indeed, live in a different world.
Never trust a Tory
After posting the last photograph of the original Rolling Stones recently, here's the last one of The Beatles together. August 22nd 1969.
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What kind of hell is this? With promises of tax cuts, cutting money for the NHS and Universal credit scroungers and strong racist policies including continued deportation of refugees, to appeal to their right wing Tory audience of about 150.000 mostly elderly white party members who will ultimately select one of them. Plus fixing the economy they have been in charge of for twelve years. Don't forget how complicit all of them were in the sleazy lying Boris Johnson government, appearing on TV ad radio numerous times to defend the lying and lawbreaking (and don't forget Rishi was fined for partying during lockdown). Funny how when it's General Election time it's always promises of more hospitals, nurses, police and 'levelling up' to make the country more equal. All his without the evil Priti Patel getting involved (so far), but trust me, she will.
And in related news....
After two weeks of relentless pressure and front page stories from The Daily Mail about Keir Starmer having a beer at a work event, the Durham police were pressured into investigating (again) whether the lockdown laws were broken, so that the 126 lockdown fines the corrupt government had been given could be played down as 'They're all at it'. Keir knew he had not broken the law, but honourably said h would resign if he was fined. Now it has been investigated (again) he has been cleared and vindicated, but The fucking Daily Mail are still trying to discredit him, by claiming his offer to resign put pressure on the police to clear him.
How low can a newspaper go? Sadly, there will no doubt be a lot more of this kind of crap from the Tory loving twats, funded by a tax dodging non domicile billionaire.
l only found out about this the other day, but it certainly an easy way of saving on paper and looking to the future. ln The Netherlands, you don't have to buy stamps, you can use a nine digit code instead. A simple but genius idea.
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Ladies and gentleman, l present to you our new education minister, Andrea Jenkyns. A reminder tat we are still living in Boris world. What a fucking rotter.
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A round of applause for Madame Tussauds in Blackpool who put their waxwork Boris Johnson outside the job centre. However, l'd prefer him in jail.
Well played to whoever in Target decided this was the way to sell Jaws t-shirts.
The Daily Mail have got a lot to be responsible for, but this is cringeworthy, and makes it so obvious that Paul Dacre is desperate for his corrupt entry into the House of Lords, which no doubt he'll get before Boris buggers off. Meanwhile in the news, lets have an unbiased column by Boris Johnson's sister and father. Carrie's ex, Michael Gove's ex, and the papers Boris worked for.
Also, l don't recall Boris saying sorry, resigning, or taking any responsibility. He needs to be removed now before he wrecks more havoc and feathers his and his cronies nests.
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This is what happens when you leave boxes around an unleashed parrot.
He's a little bastard, but l love him.
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At long last, it looks like Boris is fucked, although he will obviously try to hang on as long as possible, blame everyone else, and then swan off into a well paid after dinner speaker role and make a fortune by publishing his diaries.
Twat.
As today is the anniversary of Brian Jones' death, and l've just finished watching the new BBC documentary's on The Rolling Stones, here's the last photograph of them all together.
Footballers used to look a lot older back in the day. Take this example - Jimmy Leadbetter from Ipswich Town.
Age? A mere whippersnapper of a lad aged just 33. He probably lived on Woodbine cigarettes and Pale Ale.
The waste of space that is Gavin Williamson to earn £625 an hour as an education advisor (from a Tory supporting firm that donates money to the Conservatives). You normally couldn't make this kind of crap up. Corrupt bunch of bastards.
Written by a youngster who's never heard them, or someone taking the piss. The feel good Jesus and Mary Chain ffs.
The great disappearing story, regarding more of Boris Johnson's corruption. It was in The Times and Daily Mail, and now it's nowhere to be seen. Another small step towards fascism and dictatorship.
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And it's not just Germany who can't believe what this country is becoming. Anyone who supports the current policies are complicit and should be hounded out of politics. What a bunch of fucking rotters.
People of Wakefield, remember, this is the sort of person who votes for The Conservative party. One of the many Tory bastards who don't / didn't give a fuck about other people, unless they were rich or influential.
The one Tintin book l haven't got. The Illegal Invasion of Ukraine. Although this is a spoof, they should produce something like this to raise money or further awareness.
Now this is what you call living life to the full. I thought l'd done plenty of weird things, but Joyce McKinney puts me to shame. I bet you would definitely end up in trouble if you went on a night out with her, but my oh my, what a night it would be!.
