To say l am looking forward to the Peter Jackson Beatles Get Back Documentary at the end of the month would be something of a massive understatement. Here's the poster.
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Monday, 15 November 2021
jurgen klopp speaks sense
Jurgen Klopp might be the manager of Liverpool, a team l always want to see beaten, but he talks a lot of sense, especially here, although he could also have included Trump.
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Ames Window illusion with pen
This is still amazing after seeing it for years. Never trust your brain!
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Tuesday, 26 October 2021
Sunday, 24 October 2021
Monday, 18 October 2021
sir david amess, hate, lies, yellowhammer, brexit, covid and the national minimum wage
As the debate rages about whether politicians require more protection following the killing of Sir David Amess, it might be worthwhile considering how all the hate and disenchantment is stoked. It will come as no surprise, bur possibly with the likes of the following. It would be impossible to shield and protect ministers when they are out and about, so maybe we should try cutting down on the hate speech and preaching for a better and just society instead, with a lot less naked corruption thrown in for good measure.
Remember, the Conservatives did not have one member that voted in favour of the National Minimum Wage in 1997
Meanwhile, there is at last a couple of good news items!! The governments own Yellowhammer Brexit predictions has nearly got the full card completed. Should soon be time for the disorder part.
Plus we are still top of the Covid cases league! Take that Johnny Foreigner!!
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Friday, 8 October 2021
the spirit of britain and uplifting foodbanks
I'd like to unleash something on Boris. Fucking twat.
Does he and his supporters actually realise the Conservatives have been in power for the last 11 years?
More empty rhetoric that means nothing, while the country goes to the dogs and the rich get richer.
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Monday, 4 October 2021
bird photographer of the year 2021
Some impressive photographs from the Bird Photographer of the Year 2021 competition. More winning photos and details of the pics can be found here
samuel earle nails it in the new york times
An excellent piece by Samuel Earle in The New York Times that pretty much nails the current situation
LONDON — Long lines outside gas stations. Panicked drivers fighting one another as the pumps run dry. Soldiers deployed to distribute fuel across the country. And in the background, the pandemic stretching on, food rotting in fields and families sinking into poverty. This is Britain in 2021.
Not long ago, as Prime Minister Boris Johnson lifted all pandemic restrictions in July, the mood across the country was cautiously optimistic. A successful vaccine rollout had finally restored cherished freedoms to daily life: visiting friends and family in their homes, socializing with strangers, eating in restaurants. Cases of the virus continued to multiply, but the number of hospitalizations and deaths fell markedly. The nightmare, it seemed, was over.
But any sense of normality has been banished in the past few weeks. A dramatic fuel crisis, which has been caused in large part by a lack of truck drivers and at its peak forced around a third of all gas stations to close, is only the most glaring concern.
A convergence of problems — a global gas shortage, rising energy and food prices, supply-chain issues and the Conservatives’ decision to slash welfare — has cast the country’s future in darkness. Even Mr. Johnson, known for his boosterish optimism and bonhomie, has struggled to make light of the situation.
The panic of the past week, which recalled old memories (and myths) about the tumultuous late 1970s, was a long time coming. For many months, industry leaders across the economy have warned about chronic labor shortages — of truck drivers, yes, but also fruit pickers, meat processors, waiters and health care workers — disrupting supply chains and impeding businesses.
The signs of breakdown are everywhere: empty shelves in supermarkets, food going to waste in fields, more and more vacancy posters tacked to the windows of shops and restaurants. Meat producers have even called on the government to let them hire prisoners to plug the gap.
One of the main causes of this predicament is Brexit, or at least the government’s handling of Brexit. Britain’s protracted departure from the bloc, undertaken without any real effort by Mr. Johnson to ensure a smooth transition, led to an exodus of European workers — a process then compounded by the pandemic. As many as 1.3 million overseas nationals left Britain between July 2019 and September 2020.
Yet as it became clear that Britain faced substantial shortages in labor, the Conservatives refused to respond. They bloviated, calling it a “manufactured situation.” They prevaricated, assuring the public there was nothing to worry about. And, seeing the chance to recast their negligence as benevolence, they claimed their failure to act was because they wanted companies to pay British workers more instead of rely on cheap foreign labour.
This alibi for inaction is unconvincing. In the Netherlands, for example, new legislation has improved the pay and working conditions for truck drivers. In Britain, conditions remain among the worst in Europe. The government’s belated response — offering 5,000 temporary visas for drivers from E.U. nations — is too little, too late.
Instead of higher wages, the British public has so far encountered only higher prices. Inflation has risen faster than at any point since 1997, and the climbing price of gas globally is placing further strain on people’s lives, making energy more expensive than anywhere else in Europe.
Whereas other governments, in Spain and Italy, have ensured that struggling families are protected from rising costs, the Conservatives have offered no such clemency. Three million households in Britain already live in fuel poverty, made to choose between heating and eating in the winter. After the Conservatives raise a cap on energy prices in October, that number is expected to increase by half a million.
Mr. Johnson nonetheless claims to have given British Conservatism a kinder face. He speaks rousingly of “leveling up” and “turbocharging” left-behind communities. But the behavior of his government suggests otherwise.
On Sept. 30, it ended a program that compensated people for up to 80 percent of lost income during the pandemic. And on Oct. 6, the Conservatives will cut Universal Credit, Britain’s all-encompassing welfare program, by 20 pounds, or $27, a week — just when more people than ever rely on it. The largest single reduction to the welfare state in British history, it’s forecast to push half a million more people below the poverty line, including 200,000 children. (A newly announced winter hardship fund worth £500 million, or $678 million, will do little to soften a cut 12 times its size.)
This grim confluence, from fuel shortages to spiraling poverty, has been described by many as a perfect storm. Yet the metaphor erases the active role the Conservatives — and in particular, the prime minister — have played in orchestrating these foreboding conditions. The bleak winter ahead is of their making.
But Mr. Johnson is unlikely to bear the consequences of his actions. His government, resting on a large majority, remains secure. And for him, crises are always opportunities. A master shape-shifter, unburdened by any sense of accountability or honesty, he thrives in conditions of adversity. The rest of the country won’t be so lucky.
german national day cartoon
To mark the German National day (Oct 3rd) which celebrates East and West Germany unification in 1990.
The travel agents cartoon translates as 'For the day of unity we recommend trips to empty British supermarkets so you can feel you are in East Germany again'
Makes you proud to be British. Sunny uplands ahoy!
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Sunday, 3 October 2021
men's health - the keith richards way
At last!! A men's health magazine l can get behind!! Get fit the Keith Richards way!!
Tankus the Henge - god, oil, money (Official Music Video)
Went to see Tankus the Henge at The Cluny a couple of days ago and they were excellent. If you're looking for a New Orleans type band mixed with Tom Waits and Dexy's Midnight Runners (with added Paolo Nutini) this is the band to see.
Check them out at their website here
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camille rainville nails how ladies should behave
The best bit of writing regarding the recent killings of Sarah Everard and Sabina Nessa and how ladies 'should behave'.
It's by Camille Rainville and from her blog, which is here
Be a lady they said. Your skirt is too short. Your shirt is too low. Your pants are too tight. Don’t show so much skin. Don’t show your thighs. Don’t show your breasts. Don’t show your midriff. Don’t show your cleavage. Don’t show your underwear. Don’t show your shoulders. Cover up. Leave something to the imagination. Dress modestly. Don’t be a temptress. Men can’t control themselves. Men have needs. You look frumpy. Loosen up. Show some skin. Look sexy. Look hot. Don’t be so provocative. You’re asking for it. Wear black. Wear heels. You’re too dressed up. You’re too dressed down. Don’t wear those sweatpants; you look like you’ve let yourself go.
Be a lady they said. Don’t be too fat. Don’t be too thin. Don’t be too large. Don’t be too small. Eat up. Slim down. Stop eating so much. Don’t eat too fast. Order a salad. Don’t eat carbs. Skip dessert. You need to lose weight. Fit into that dress. Go on a diet. Watch what you eat. Eat celery. Chew gum. Drink lots of water. You have to fit into those jeans. God, you look like a skeleton. Why don’t you just eat? You look emaciated. You look sick. Eat a burger. Men like women with some meat on their bones. Be small. Be light. Be little. Be petite. Be feminine. Be a size zero. Be a double zero. Be nothing. Be less than nothing.
Be a lady they said. Remove your body hair. Shave your legs. Shave your armpits. Shave your bikini line. Wax your face. Wax your arms. Wax your eyebrows. Get rid of your mustache. Bleach this. Bleach that. Lighten your skin. Tan your skin. Eradicate your scars. Cover your stretch marks. Tighten your abs. Plump your lips. Botox your wrinkles. Lift your face. Tuck your tummy. Thin your thighs. Tone your calves. Perk up your boobs. Look natural. Be yourself. Be genuine. Be confident. You’re trying too hard. You look overdone. Men don’t like girls who try too hard.
Be a lady they said. Wear makeup. Prime your face. Conceal your blemishes. Contour your nose. Highlight your cheekbones. Line your lids. Fill in your brows. Lengthen your lashes. Color your lips. Powder, blush, bronze, highlight. Your hair is too short. Your hair is too long. Your ends are split. Highlight your hair. Your roots are showing. Dye your hair. Not blue, that looks unnatural. You’re going grey. You look so old. Look young. Look youthful. Look ageless. Don’t get old. Women don’t get old. Old is ugly. Men don’t like ugly.
Be a lady they said. Save yourself. Be pure. Be virginal. Don’t talk about sex. Don’t flirt. Don’t be a skank. Don’t be a whore. Don’t sleep around. Don’t lose your dignity. Don’t have sex with too many men. Don’t give yourself away. Men don’t like sluts. Don’t be a prude. Don’t be so up tight. Have a little fun. Smile more. Pleasure men. Be experienced. Be sexual. Be innocent. Be dirty. Be virginal. Be sexy. Be the cool girl. Don’t be like the other girls.
Be a lady they said. Don’t talk too loud. Don’t talk too much. Don’t take up space. Don’t sit like that. Don’t stand like that. Don’t be intimidating. Why are you so miserable? Don’t be a bitch. Don’t be so bossy. Don’t be assertive. Don’t overact. Don’t be so emotional. Don’t cry. Don’t yell. Don’t swear. Be passive. Be obedient. Endure the pain. Be pleasing. Don’t complain. Let him down easy. Boost his ego. Make him fall for you. Men want what they can’t have. Don’t give yourself away. Make him work for it. Men love the chase. Fold his clothes. Cook his dinner. Keep him happy. That’s a woman’s job. You’ll make a good wife some day. Take his last name. You hyphenated your name? Crazy feminist. Give him children. You don’t want children? You will some day. You’ll change your mind.
Be a lady they said. Don’t get raped. Protect yourself. Don’t drink too much. Don’t walk alone. Don’t go out too late. Don’t dress like that. Don’t show too much. Don’t get drunk. Don’t leave your drink. Have a buddy. Walk where it is well lit. Stay in the safe neighborhoods. Tell someone where you’re going. Bring pepper spray. Buy a rape whistle. Hold your keys like a weapon. Take a self-defense course. Check your trunk. Lock your doors. Don’t go out alone. Don’t make eye contact. Don’t bat your eyelashes. Don’t look easy. Don’t attract attention. Don’t work late. Don’t crack dirty jokes. Don’t smile at strangers. Don’t go out at night. Don’t trust anyone. Don’t say yes. Don’t say no.
Just “be a lady” they said.
Tuesday, 28 September 2021
steve wright as a daniel craig lookalike
Watching the news this morning and they spoke to Daniel Craig 'lookalike' Steve Wright. He's one lucky guy to have been working as a lookalike for 14 years, as he looks bugger all like him. The photo below is one they use on their advertising, so assume that's one of the best.
Seemed pleasant enough though, so good luck to him.
Monday, 27 September 2021
government, yellowhammer, and brexit latest
Nearly got the full set ticked
And on a related note
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just how did lexie alford manage to travel so much?
This sort of story makes me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad!
Wednesday, 22 September 2021
Wednesday, 15 September 2021
neil patrick harris's harlem home for sale
If l win the lottery, this is the sort of home l would like. I'd prefer it to be in the Greenwich Village area of Manhattan, rather than Harlem, although l do love the Harlem area as well, especially a certain bar just up from The Apollo Theatre (If it's still open). Neil Patrick Harris's Harlem home is for sale for a mere $7.5 million, which is a bit too much for me at the moment, but l live in hope.
At least l've got a couple of the same posters as he has, so that's a start, and l love the fact there's a secret room to which access is gained by pressing on a magician's eye on a poster.
The photo's of the home below are from Realator.com, and the information about it is from here.
Monday, 13 September 2021
nothing dodgy going on here
This is old new from The Times, but even so - nothing dodgy going on here.
In unrelated news, they are currently trying to get the home owners to pay for safe cladding and the removal of the dangerous old cladding.
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Sunday, 12 September 2021
emma raducanu the english champion
It's an amazing acievement for Emma Raducanu, winning the US open as a qualifier, and all the English news outlets are gushing about what a great English victory this is. Remember, she was born in Canada, and has Romanian and Chinese parents, moving to the UK when she was two.
It's a good job the likes of Priti Patel weren't in power, or there's a chance she might have been sent back - or does this only apply to the darker skinned, poorer, would be immigrants who have to risk their lives getting here?
Wednesday, 8 September 2021
francis rossi in conversation
I went to see Francis Rossi in conversation a week or so ago and it was well worth it, as he certainly likes to talk and knows how to hold a crowds attention. I also managed to nick the promotional poster for it on the way out, so that was an added bonus! Something else to be stashed away and never looked at again.
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pumped tiger
I think this tiger may have been hitting the gym recently, as it's looking pretty buff
tax dirty richard desmond and the express newspapers
And the next question is.....how much does Richard Desmond, the owner of The Express newspapers pay in tax? And don't forget the time Robert Jenrick helped him to avoid paying tax on his housing development because he's a Tory donator. Corrupt bunch of bastards.
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