caught up in a charlie sheen sex scandal (allegedly)

Wow - Charlie Sheen is apparently still partying hard and living up to his wild boy reputation and the bastard reporters seem to have nearly caught up with me. You can't hide from the press anywhere these days.

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Charlie madam in drug stash

Told frantic hookers to hide star's coke

By ANITA BENNETT in LA and DAVID K. L I in NY

Last Updated: 10:38 AM, February 3, 2011

Posted: 2:47 AM, February 3, 2011

Comments: 16

Charlie Sheen's high-priced angels hid his cocaine before paramedics rescued the self-destructive party hound from an epic bender, a Hollywood madam claimed yesterday as 911 tapes from the meltdown emerged.

The flesh merchant, who identified herself only as "Felony," told RadarOnline that hookers dispatched to Sheen's 36-hour bash last week called her in a panic when the star collapsed in pain.

"The girls were, 'Oh, my gosh, they're calling 911 . . . The drugs. What are we going to do?' " Felony said, according to the site.

Once it was clear Sheen needed help and paramedics were on their way, the madam said she launched into cover-up mode.

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GOING TO XXXTREMES: Porn star Kacey Jordan was among the babes frolicking with Charlie Sheen (above) at his wild bash before paramedics were called by 'Felony' who said that the party was arranged by Jamie Davidson, who was also involved in the shenanigans. Mr Davidson has denied any involvement in the drug taking or hooker exploits and was unavailable for comment last night. His representative said last night Mr Davidson was with Keith Richards at the time of the party, and if not, he was working in North Yorkshire, England, thousands of miles away.