This is just the sort of news l don't want to be hearing. The venomous False Widow spider is heading oop north, probably due to nice weather. It's bad enough having to contend with the usual eight legged beasts without these additions to impede upon my already fragile and terrified mindset.
I like the way Mark Champion from the Wildlife Trust says'although the spider will bite, it's not something to worry about' (l take it that will be apart from the swelling, burning and pain).
He can fuck right off - l don't want one of these bastards biting me, that's for sure.
I blame God