what's that noise l can hear in london tonight?

 One man's misery is another man's happiness (or something like that).

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Association Football - Harry Enfield - Mr Cholmondley-Warner

When football was better

 

l still believe them - release the epstein files

Release The Epstein Files! 

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new jersey - we don't ban books

 

the government's new death ray cartoon

 

meat without feet

 Well played to whoever came up with that name. An undiscovered  marketing genius.

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another white house development update

 America. You elected the rapist. Deal with it.

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trump fails his latest cognitive test cartoon

 

pam bondi refuses to answer questions

 Well of course Pam Bondi won't answer questions. She's protecting a president who rapes and abuses women and children. There will be a special place in Hell for these people.

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the reform / restore meeting of minds

 

rainbow rising advert

 I haven't played this album for a long time, but when it first came out l was blown away by it. Much better than their first one IMHO.

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douglas trumbull and the tyrell building for blade runner

 Just think.  Someone has a full time job making models and sets. What a sweet life.

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now that's what you call a friday night out!

 My bar bill for last Friday night. To say a good time was had by all is n understatement. Some of these drinks were bought for others, but l obviously got ones bought back so it's certainly impressive (or more like a cause for concern). Proof that I live like Henry VIII, and l also scored with a beautiful lady (picture below).

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donald trump's america part 7574783756484

 I'm just leaving this here as a representation of how times have changed in America.

The White House prior to Trump.

The White House now.

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the usa's new cognitive test

 

unguentaria roman glass perfume bottles

Well knock me down with a feather, l'd never heard of these perfume bottles before, but now l have, you can colour me impressed. These small glass wonders are unguentaria, the perfume bottles of the Roman Empire made around the year 50-100 AD. What makes them unique is not only their elegant dove shape but a mechanism so radical that it turns them into single-use objects: to access the aromatic oil or balm they contained, one had to break the neck of the bird or its tail, depending on the amount one wanted to extract. The container was destroyed to reveal its treasure. More here.

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another art of the deal cartoon

 

america - a sick and racist country

 I've met many fine people on my American travels, including from down south, but this has a lot of truth to it (and yes, l do know there's also a fear of communism.

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marc bolan - two photographs at the same time

 Don't think l've seen these pics before, both of Marc Bolan taken at the same time from different angles.

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Tankus the Henge - You Can Do Anything - Live at Scala 2015

 

reading banned books cartoon

Read banned books (and others). You won't regret it.

 

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basil fawlty t-shirt

 Now this is what l call an excellent design, although l think it would look better without 'the war' lettering added. Available from here.

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feeling peckish

 Mmmm.....Feeling peckish but can't decide what to eat.

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we survived bank holiday monday

 Richmond Bank Holiday Monday. It was hot hot hot, and much ale was consumed. Some of the lads yesterday.

Here was my going out outfit.

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primal scream - movin on up

 

primal scream - rocks

 

me leaving the pubs in richmond tomorrow

 It's going to be scorchio tomorrow, and it's going to get messy. I really should know better.

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roy c - shotgun wedding

 

hitchin a ride - vanity fare

 

the margaret thatcher balloon sex doll - special offer

 Er - no thanxs. I'd never look at my penis again if it strayed to such depravity.

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creating fears - songs from the far right

 I made a mistake purchasing this when l was drunk, and it made me believe Tears for Fears had lost it.

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paul mccartney / wings - give ireland back to the irish (plus mary had a little lamb)

A single you don't see mentioned very often in recent Macca interviews. Written the day after Bloody Sunday.

 And here's the follow up.-  mary had a little lamb

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seaside shuffle - terry dactl and the dinosaurs

 

when status quo were great - part 75744945777585 - Plus aphrodites child

 I've said it before and l'll say it again, Status Quo used to be great. Mind you, the Aphrodites Child '666' album is pretty tremendous as well. Featuring a young Demis Rousoss.

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york training and the input of 'foreigners'

 I was in York yesterday for a training day, which as The Fast Show used to say, was 'Nice'. l've been working in Social Care for many years and know how underfunded and stretched it is, and as a result of this (and Brexit) about one third of the training participants were from Nigeria or some other foreign country, some of whom l have had the pleasure of working with. Exactly the people being demonised by the far right and their supporters, but 'send them back' and the whole system would collapse. I'm sad to say Labour are not coming across as appreciating them either, with the current long term visa plans being put forward for low paid workers. It's all one giant mess, and more money needs to be inputted.

  

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marc bolan and micky finn t.rex poster

 Take me back to 1972 when T.Rex ruled the airwaves. I loved these guys.

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what's going on - marvin gaye

 

southampton's spying

OK - l know Southampton were spying and they deserve to be punished in some way, but to claim you were trying to keep tactics secret when you are practicing them on an open playing ground is absurd. Also, most clubs can't afford lush indoor (and private) practice pitches, so what's going to stop any would be 'spies' giving phones to children to record sessions? This way madness lies.

 From the BBC.

Here's Middlesbrough's training pitch.

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a house - endless art

 

a poem by morgan j freeman

 Here's a modern day poem l can get behind. More please.

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the whit monday weather is looking promising

 It's Whit Monday next week, and as usual, we will be heading to Richmond for our annual Bank Holiday Monday pissup. The weather forecast is certainly looking promising at the moment. Bring it on l say. Scorchio!!!

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both pictures are identical illusion

 Both pictures are identical. But together........

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the count of dodgy crypto

 Well played. Very well played.

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you don't get albums like this anymore - jon pertwee's songs for vulgar boatmen

 

michael deacon and the telegraph can fuck off

 We should ban the right wing rags that stir up hatred and division. Fucking knobhead.

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the trump reflecting pool cartoon

 

Honey Cone - Want Ads (1971)

 

alternative charts - may 1977

 It's always better to be alternative than mainstream.

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A Day In The Life - Gábor Szabó and The California Dreamers

 

we the people can go fuck ourselves

How very true. Full article is here. 

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