Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Saturday, 15 March 2025
be more like michael sheen
In a world full of grifters, chancers, fuckwits and nasty right wing knobheads, be more like Michael Sheen. If only more rich fuckers had his attitude, the world (and everyone in it) would be a lot better off.
The story is here. Top man.
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elon musk at 70
Elon Musk's lifestyle means might not make it that long, but here's another vision of his future.
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darren grimes for durham city
It sounds like a bad football chant but it's actually bad reality. You'd normally think this is a spoof but Darren Grimes, the right winged XL slaphead and previously sacked GB News presenter has now been embraced by Reform (of course he has). Welcome to Fantasy Island boss, and what a time to be alive.
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midge ure punching above his weight
Midge Ure looking pretty happy here, and who wouldn't be, in the company of Kate Bush? Jammy git.
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adolescence - netflix series
I haven't posted for ages about books l've read or films l've seen, but having just binged watched the new Netflix series 'Adolescence', l must say that and it was pretty damn good. Filmed in one long tracking shot for each episode, it follows a young lad being charged with murdering a female classmate, and the events around it. Superbly acted, especially by Owen Cooper who plays the 13 year old protagonist Jamie, but it's certainly not a bundle of laughs. Awards however, should be a shoe in.
More information here.
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Friday, 14 March 2025
smooth dunk ai cartoon
More of this please, despite the fact l love AI and am looking forward to the benefits of it.
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there's no way l'm gonna touch a tesla
Watch out if you're 'gonna touch a tesla'. On the other hand.....Feel free to storm The White House, as you'll probably get a pardon.
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this is unlike any europe l've ever seen
I'm prepared to bet good money that this originated in Russia, or one of their closest allies, like America.
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leicester city fans are knobheads
I have no beef with Leicester City, and like so many others, cheered them on to their Premiership title win a few years ago. However (and l know this will only be a minority of fans) this is the work of knobheads, but probably backed by big money.
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alexa - show me a spinless bastard
How can he sleep at night? He is so obviously backing stuff that he is against, but to give him the benefit of the doubt, he may be doing it because of fear of persecution for himself and his family. I'd still rather retire and bugger off somewhere peaceful far away from the shitshow that is current American politics.
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thousands of ukrainian troops surrounded...
Call me an old cynic but my hunch is Donald Trump is yet again lying again, so that when the imaginary thousands of surrounded Ukrainians are 'spared' from a 'massacre not seen since World War 2 he will claim credit for preventing it and Putin will say he is making concessions by halting the 'massacre'. The Ukrainian's of course deny any of this is true.
As they say on 'The Last Leg' - I call bullshit, and if there was a God (there isn't) whatever that God is wouldn't want anything to do with Trump.
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Thursday, 13 March 2025
a collection of glass eyes
This collection of glass eyes are from the 1880's, and although they look kind of spooky (a scientific term), it also makes me think if l had more money and a larger house, this is something else l would like to collect (hoard). I think l may require help.
tyler cowen - a man like me
At last! A man who is like me, and appears to live in a similar ramshackle way. I present Tyler Cowen, a man, like myself, who would like to know everything.
From The Economist - here.
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Wednesday, 12 March 2025
new morton morland trump wall street cartoon in the times
Excellent work by Morton Morland in The Times (Once a great newspaper). More please.
His prints are available here.
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labour - don't do austerity
I'm a Labour supporter but l agree with this 100%. Get money off the rich in our society, and don't make poor people poorer. Work, Equality and Fairness is fine. Just do it the correct way.
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Tuesday, 11 March 2025
hurrah!! - artificial hearts are improving!!
Obviously l'm indestructible, but the progress on these artificial hearts may well help me in the future, so bring it on and give them all the funding they need.
From The Guardian - here.
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byline times mob rule cover
Another great cover from a great publication. Buy it. It features serious, grown up journalism, which is sadly lacking in so many other outlets.
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andrew tate's pimping hoes 'degree' on spotify
Why the fuck is Spotify allowing this to be available on their platform? And why the fuck is he not locked up yet? I want answers!!
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Sunday, 9 March 2025
Saturday, 8 March 2025
Are Trump supporters stupid?
Seen this and thought it's worth repeating. Fill your boots. Politicians are not all the same.
“A real question from a Trump supporter: ‘Why do liberals think Trump supporters are stupid?’
THE SERIOUS ANSWER: Here’s what the majority of anti-Trump voters honestly feel about Trump supporters en masse:That when you saw a man who had owned a fraudulent University, intent on scamming poor people, you thought “Fine.” (https://www.usatoday.com/…/trump-university…/502387002/)
That when you saw a man who had made it his business practice to stiff his creditors, you said, “Okay.” (https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-hotel-paid-millions…)
That when you heard him proudly brag about his own history of sexual abuse, you said, “No problem.” (https://abcnews.go.com/…/list-trumps-accusers…/story…)
That when he made up stories about seeing Muslim-Americans in the thousands cheering the destruction of the World Trade Center, you said, “Not an issue.” (https://www.washingtonpost.com/…/donald-trumps…/)
That when you saw him brag that he could shoot a man on Fifth Avenue and you wouldn’t care, you exclaimed, “He sure knows me.” (https://www.usatoday.com/…/president-donald…/4073405002/)
That when you heard him relating a story of an elderly guest of his country club, an 80-year old man, who fell off a stage and hit his head, to Trump replied: “‘Oh my God, that’s disgusting,’ and I turned away. I couldn’t—you know, he was right in front of me, and I turned away. I didn’t want to touch him. He was bleeding all over the place. And I felt terrible, because it was a beautiful white marble floor, and now it had changed color. Became very red.” You said, “That’s cool!” (https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-howard-stern-story)
That when you saw him mock the disabled, you thought it was the funniest thing you ever saw. (https://www.nbcnews.com/…/donald-trump-criticized-after…)
That when you heard him brag that he doesn’t read books, you said, “Well, who has time?” (https://www.theatlantic.com/…/americas-first…/549794/)
That when the Central Park Five were compensated as innocent men convicted of a crime they didn’t commit, and he angrily said that they should still be in prison, you said, “That makes sense.” (https://www.usatoday.com/…/what-trump-has…/1501321001/)
That when you heard him tell his supporters to beat up protesters and that he would hire attorneys, you thought, “Yes!” (https://www.latimes.com/…/la-na-trump-campaign-protests…)
That when you heard him tell one rally to confiscate a man’s coat before throwing him out into the freezing cold, you said, “What a great guy!” (https://www.independent.co.uk/…/donald-trump-orders…)
That you have watched the parade of neo-Nazis and white supremacists with whom he curries favor, while refusing to condemn outright Nazis, and you have said, “Thumbs up!” (https://www.theatlantic.com/…/why-cant-trump…/567320/)
That you hear him unable to talk to foreign dignitaries without insulting their countries and demanding that they praise his electoral win, you said, “That’s the way I want my President to be.” (https://www.huffpost.com/…/trump-insult-foreign…)
That you have watched him remove expertise from all layers of government in favor of people who make money off of eliminating protections in the industries they’re supposed to be regulating and you have said, “What a genius!” (https://www.politico.com/…/138-trump-policy-changes…)
That you have heard him continue to profit from his businesses, in part by leveraging his position as President, to the point of overcharging the Secret Service for space in the properties he owns, and you have said, “That’s smart!” (https://www.usnews.com/…/how-is-donald-trump-profiting…)
That you have heard him say that it was difficult to help Puerto Rico because it was in the middle of water and you have said, “That makes sense.” (https://www.washingtonpost.com/…/the-very-big-ocean…/)
That you have seen him start fights with every country from Canada to New Zealand while praising Russia and quote, “falling in love” with the dictator of North Korea, and you have said, “That’s statesmanship!” (https://www.cnn.com/…/donald-trump-dictators…/index.html)
That Trump separated children from their families and put them in cages, managed to lose track of 1500 kids, has opened a tent city incarceration camp in the desert in Texas – he explains that they’re just “animals” – and you say, “Well, OK then.” (https://www.nbcnews.com/…/more-5-400-children-split…)
That you have witnessed all the thousand and one other manifestations of corruption and low moral character and outright animalistic rudeness and contempt for you, the working American voter, and you still show up grinning and wearing your MAGA hats and threatening to beat up anybody who says otherwise. (https://www.americanprogress.org/…/confronting-cost…/)
What you don’t get, Trump supporters, is that our succumbing to frustration and shaking our heads, thinking of you as stupid, may very well be wrong and unhelpful, but it’s also… hear me… charitable.
Because if you’re NOT stupid, we must turn to other explanations, and most of them are less flattering.”
– Adam-Troy Castro
alexandra armstrong is not poor
Pass me the worlds smallest violin. If Alexandra Armstrong is poor, I'm a banana. These people live in a fantasy universe. Get real.
Friday, 7 March 2025
Thursday, 6 March 2025
grok estimates donald trump is most likely a putin compromised asset
Elon Musk's Grok AI here, declaring Donald Trump is most likely a Putin compromised asset. Full answer is below.
Wednesday, 5 March 2025
fuck the flag or go home (and ban protests)
Well this made me laugh, but l'm glad it didn't happen.
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Tuesday, 4 March 2025
aquaman wanted dead or alive 1969 cover
I'm not a fan of Aquaman (and l'm a poet and don't know it), but this 1969 cover is excellent, and makes me want to read the actual comic, as covers should do if they fulfil their purpose.
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