Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Tuesday, 19 November 2024
marc bolan judy cover
We were talking about these sort of covers in the pub last night. I guess it was cheaper to have a drawing rather than paying for a photograph, but some of the artwork comics used was atrocious. As an example, I present this Marc Bolan cover in Judy. Horrific.
jeremy clarkson - man of the people
This. All day long. Clarkson himself admitted he bought his 312 acre farmland for 4.25 million in 2012 because he wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax. Because of the likes of Clarkson and Dyson buying up farmland like this, it actually raises the prices of the land, which affects others inheritance taxes and means lower yields, so he should be the last person leading the protest. Of course the billionaires behind the right wing papers are on their side as it's a way of attacking Labour. Never forget they are only paying 20% (over 10 years) on inheritances over 3 million, which does not include the actual farms themselves. Rich knobheads. I also hope someone is checking if they are using red diesel on public roads, and remember, it's not a 'tractor tax', it's a rich landowners inheritance tax. Report it properly and lock them all up.
Monday, 18 November 2024
more twitter crap but rich 'farmers' can fuck off
I hope if road blockages by farmers and / or right wing provocateurs do take place, they are given the same kind of sentences 'Just Stop Oil' protesters were given for blocking roads, but l very much doubt it. The rich land owning 'Farmers' can fuck off and should pay way more that 20% over 3 million on their inherited land. Obviously they have the right wing press on their side, but this affects hardly any normal crop growing / animal owning farmers, it's the rich, once again, trying to look after other rich folk (and their own interests).
PE / sports teacher elliot millar abuses his position
Elliot Millar, this scumbag of a school sports / PE teacher drew a penis on a special needs childs face and has now been rightfully jailed. The Liverpool Echo states he never had adequate training, but that misses the point completely. What sort of training do you need to know that drawing cocks on kids faces is wrong FFS? Now I never went to the local secondary school near where l currently live, but a lot of my mates did, and the PE teacher there (since deceased) used to humiliate pupils by getting them to do (amongst other things) naked press ups in front of other pupils. Rather sadly, some of the ex pupils (who were usually good at sports and in the teachers favour) think this was just character building. I strongly disagree and have argued this with them, as you can imagine, much to their pleasure (not). It was a different world then, but there's no way l would have put up with it, and l'm glad to say my brother, who did go to the school, but was crap at most sports, walked out of school when the teacher tried to pick on him, and was left alone after that. It's not always easy, but stand up for what you believe is right. you sleep better at night.
Toodle pipSunday, 17 November 2024
the twitter / x exodus to bluesky
The Bluesky exodus is finally happening. The tipping point was the USA election propaganda by Musk, and millions of people are leaving twitter / x and moving over, at a current rate of aprox one million a day. Obviously l have been a user for a while, and in my mind everyone is following my lead, but either way, Elon Musk has fucked up twitter and turned it into a right wing hub of hate and misinformation, headed by his own personal account. Luckily the alternative is a lot better, and like twitter many, many years ago. Come join the party.
the onion buys alex jones' info wars
his is one of the greatest takeovers of all time, and l have nothing but respect for The Onion for managing to pull this off, annoy Alex Jones and their choice of future content. Also done with the help of some Sandy Hook families. Alex Jones is very, very unhappy about this. The sun still shines in this murky old world, and there is still hope of a better life. Drinks all round!
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gary barlow's giant son
If you're not aware of the Gary Barlow's giant son laughfest, you're in for a treat, and Tommy Cannon (amongst others) joining in just makes it funnier. This sort of thing is what the internet is great at.
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Saturday, 16 November 2024
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Thursday, 14 November 2024
oklahoma and massachusetts voting and education
I'm not saying all republican voters are thick, but education sure helps with political reasoning. Then again, l haven't bothered checking if this is true, but if not, it won't be far out.
Wednesday, 13 November 2024
Christ on a bike - it's only been a week
What a long strange trip it's been, but only one week has passed since the fateful day. Buckle up.
Tuesday, 12 November 2024
gary lineker's new role
Gary Lineker steps down from his role heading Match of the Day, as Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury resigns. Coincidence??
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Monday, 11 November 2024
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Wednesday, 6 November 2024
the new european goes to press
The New European magazine goes to press and the cover nails how many feel about what has just happened. Dark times ahead.
trump - supporting the working man
This - all day long. The only people to benefit will be Trump himself and his rich backers / paymasters.
an american bar in the 1880's
This looks like a dodgy place to drink, but l like to think that l would fit right in. But just look at those chairs!
women voting at the next usa election
This is actually someone voting at this years USA election, but it could prove to be very prescient.
Toodle piplots of americans are knobheads - official result just in
America - you had one job FFS. What the fuck does this say about trying to be a decent human being and the law applying to everyone? The lurch to the antidemocratic far right continues. No wonder l drink - What time does the pub open?
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Tuesday, 5 November 2024
the usa decides
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kemi badenoch's shadow cabinet
You really couldn't make this up. Newly appointed right wing Tufton Street supported anti immigration Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch (real name Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch, born in the UK but basically Nigerian) has appointed her shadow cabinet, and it includes a Justice Secretary that wants to leave the ECHR and supports Trump, an Education Secretary who does not understand percentages, and a Foreign Secretary who had to resign for unauthorised meetings with another country (Israel). This band of right wing idiots have no chance of winning an election, and shows the Conservatives haven't learnt from their mistakes during their last stints in government and loss at the last election. What a time to be alive!
quincy jones - rip
The 'Musical genius' term gets bandied about a lot, but Quincy Jones was one of the best, and has had an extraordinary life. I also love his candid interviews, such as here. A titan, and the world is now a sadder place.
Toodle pipaliens live amongst us - a wolf spider
I don't like spiders at the best of times, but just take a look at this nasty looking bastard. It's a close up of a wolf spider, and it creeps me out.
ear glasses / cuppers
As music and speech becomes much clearer when cupping your ears, l had the idea of some kind of headphones that cup you ear forward, and had a search online for such an item. After much searching (I am a very sad man) these are the closest l could find, and they don't ship to the UK. Time to get my blowtorch out and make my own. Check back in about 5 years to see if l ever get round to doing so (I won't).
Or there is these, which make you look insane.zig zags ace cats of the century
Zig Zag magazine's 1971 'Ace cat of the century'. As a bit of a hippy left leaning lover of comedy and alternative culture, l wholeheartedly agree with most of these and own output from the majority of them.
Toodle pipMonday, 4 November 2024
james dyson - land owner extraordinaire
Sunday, 3 November 2024
kemi banenoch - partygate was overblown
I don't know about the larger public, but l suspect there are many that feel otherwise, including myself. There are still many of them that should have been locked up rather than fined, but instead of which, some were put in The Lords by Boris Johnson. Never forget they were a bunch of lying pisstaking bastards, and Kemi Badenoch is trying to appeal to the far right of the Conservative party.