Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Saturday, 18 October 2025
the new uk space programme is announced
I can see no flaw with this, and it's cost effective, although l would add more Coke if l was in charge. A launch l would travel many miles to see.
Toodle pip
no more kings and rush
Another Trump in King mode cover (please tell me that him 'saving democracy' was a piss take). Rush on the other hand, had the right idea (and l include the UK).
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some donald trump covers l actually like
I don't hate all the Donald Trump front covers he gets. Here are a few examples of ones l actually like.
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the no kings protest - be careful out there
I'm all for the 'No Kings' protests, but being the cynic that l am, l wouldn't be surprised if government troublemakers infiltrated the peaceful protests to cause trouble, Trumps goons to move in (violently) and Trump using it as an example of insurrection and lawlessness in America to further his authoritarian agenda. Fingers crossed for everyone.
By the way - the top cover mockup was actually put out by The White House, hence the 'No Kings'.
Friday, 17 October 2025
no beer for nazis at our local
Our local in Hamburg has the right idea regarding Nazis. They are also very onside with supporting Antifa in whatever form that takes, and let's just say the AFD and Donal Trump (plus all the other right wing parties) are not popular, so all good as far as l'm concerned. Pop in for a cheap beer if you're ever in the area.
Toodle pipreturn of the prince of ponce
How very dare they! I thought that was my nickname. Mind you, this article is pretty old, so l guess l got it from Lou. In that case l am in excellent company.
Toodle pipThursday, 16 October 2025
my trump / farage beard's looking good
I've decided to stop shaving until Farage and Trump speak some sense, but l've a strong feeling that I may have to wait some time. Also, watching the news has aged me - l'm only 21*
* I wish
Toodle pip
Wednesday, 15 October 2025
nigel farage and eva braun
The funny thing is Eva Braun would probably be Nigel Farage's ideal woman, after all, if she was good enough for Hitler....
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in todays least unexpected news..
What a surprise, and she's still in the House of Lords, whereas l, as a poor scumbag would be in prison..
the birds are looking pissed off
I wasn't expecting this when l opened the blinds today. Perhaps they've missed me while l've been away. Either that or they're preparing to peck me to death and move into my house for the winter.
Toodle piperic trump is saving god
I don't think these charlatans will be saving or coming into contact with God at any time in the future. I'm an unbeliever myself but watching what is going on at the moment makes me wish the eternal fires of damnation does exist.
Toodle pipl know where l was in august 4th 1979 - led zeppelin at knebworth
Despite the fact l went with an ex girlfriend and her brother who has become a bit of a perv, it was still a most enjoyable day.
Tuesday, 14 October 2025
wasting more money on records you say?
More money well spent / wasted in Germany. Poor photos which l'm not going to take again, but if you know you know. Plus it keeps an old man very happy.
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Princess Nokia - Blue Velvet / Medusa (Later... with Jools Holland)
zack polanski versus the rich elite
For some crazy and somewhat insane reason you would never assume that The Spectator magazine has an issue with the Green Party's Zack Polanski and his policy of taxing the super rich. Of course this has nothing to do with The Spectator's (and GB News) owner Paul Marshall not wanting to pay his fair share of tax, despite being worth about 875 million pounds last year, hence the 'unbiased' headlines and articles?, I'm left wing / Labour, but l do like the cut of his jib, plus he made my breasts grow under hypnotism. The rich are already afraid, especially if he has control of their breasts. Hurrah!
Monday, 13 October 2025
myself and mates in hamburg
We're all pretty bright with pathetic and child like humour, so l'm not sure which cartoon character we are represented by.
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time magazine with trump ends the gaza / israeli war (more or less) front cover (with hitler memories)
Call me an old cynic, but Donald Trump has brokered a ceasefire which won't last, but he has done well getting hostages freed (much as l hate to praise him) Hopefully people do know that before the October 7th attacks and murders by Hamas (which were horrific), Israel were incarcerating about 5,000 Palestinians, many who hadn't been charged with any offence? Donald Trump/ is still talking crap and l would't believe a word he says, but it's hopefully a start for peace in the area (which l very much want but also very much doubt). I do however 100% think this Time cover is jumping the gun and giving Trump way too much credit as (I assume) the violence will very shortly kick off again, Time magazine might regret their front cover choice, as everyone with any interest knows that Trump is trying to destroy democracy and the world order (with the help of the Russians), and it has all the hallmarks and precedence of their Adolf Hitler 'Man of the the Year' cover in 1938. I'm pretty sure l've put the Hitler Time cover up before, but it's always worth repeating. Also (and with nothing to do with Russian bribes and being right wing), never vote Reform.
Without a knowledge of society you're like a vegetable in this society (or something like that from Aswad)
hamburg - same as my local
I've once again just returned from sunny Hamburg with some mates, and rather like my Wednesday meet up with the lads in my local pub, my hopes and dreams were dashed against the evil shores of reality. I blame God.
My expectations...
The reality...
Toodle pip
Thursday, 9 October 2025
billy bragg's st george stickers
Well done to Billy Bragg for this. A simple yet non violent way to reclaim the St George flag from the racist flag shaggers. My envelope is on it's way.
the new world magazine palestine action cover
I have no views on The New World magazine as l haven't read it, but this cover is going to show how absurd the current laws are for supporting Palestine Action and opposing Genocide if people are arrested at the next protest for holding up a copy. If that's justice - l'm a banana.
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