release the epstein files part 4757773838 (and sugar cane coca cola)

 

I assure you......There are no Epstein files.

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16 and 17 year olds to get the vote

I'm all for this, and it's about time. Don't get me wrong, l was a fucking idiot when l was that age and knew nothing about politics (and didn't care). However there are also a lot of old folks out there who are also fucking idiots (I still include myself) and they get to have their say. If you're old enough to work and pay taxes, you should have the right to vote on how those taxes are spent.

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trumps mental decline part 456565

 I haven't posted the video but it's easy to find. Trump doesn't just lie constantly, he's also losing his marbles (a technical term).

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select the squares with someone on the epstein list

 

my mates birthday today

It's my mate Rocker's birthday today but he's not aging very well, which l will remind him of when we meet for drinks later today. Because that's what friends are for - taking the piss.

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look in - roy wood and ayehea from 1973

It's 1973 - of course it is. Roy Wood with TV's Ayshea (Lift off with..). Nothing screams what it was like in 1973 more than this cover.  Also, I didn't know they were also an item for a while. Lucky man.

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not my queen

She cheated on her partner to go with Charles behind Dianna's back, and eventually married him. that does not make me look up to her in any shape or form and she is certainly not my queen. Abolish the monarchy!

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winnie the pooh - no-one is safe cartoon

Trump's America summed up.

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release the epstein files part 56747447

 

nan wood graham and dr bryon mckeeby pictured with 'american gothic'

Pictured in 1942. Nan Wood Graham was Grant Wood's (the painter) sister, and Dr McKeeby was their dentist. However, all of that is irrelevant to the bigger issue at hand.  What has he got on his socks????

Here's the actual painting.

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beckwood playing field, colburn (sunny catterick).

I've scored many a magnificent goal on them there fields. Obviously many years ago.

 

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superman's girlfriend lois lane turns black

 I can't say l'm a fan of Lois Land comics, but this one from 1970 looks interesting.

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johhny rotten / lydon as the queen

 You know what? I think this suits him.

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ice arrest jesus poster

 Whoever did this - Well played.  More please.

A reminder that ICE have just been given $170 billion to lock people up at Donald Trump's behest, which is more than the entire budget for the USA Marines (£150 billion). And they fight actual wars and have to train troops (and house them and their families). I've said it before, but these will be Trump's stormtroopers in the future.

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this bird looks pissed off

Don't know what's upset this bird, but he's looking mightily pissed off.

 

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name that pedophile!

A simple game for all the family. 

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donald trump - stop talking about epstein!!!

Anyone would think he's got something to hide.

 

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release the epstein files part 556574748

 

nigel farage talking crap (again) - the two child benefit cap

 Some excellent reporting here by the Byline Times, once again exposing how full of crap Nigel Farage is. Not for the first time, and it certainly won't be the last.  What a fucking rotter.

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my parrot drawn on acid

 I think someone's sneaked into my house, found my stash of acid, and drawn my parrot.  Investigation is underway.

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parrot without feathers

 After seeing this picture, l can't look at my parrot in the same way, knowing he's got a little ET body.

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living in a duck house

I could easily live in a house like this. Not because it's a duck shape, it's because it's got no windows and is detached. My records would be blasting out.

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elmo - release the epstein files!

 

Meanwhile...in other news

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greg wallace - latest bbc update

 

Twilight Sad - There's a Girl in the Corner (Robert Smith version)

boris johnson - still a joke

 

Peter Cook "Bedazzled": Drimble Wedge and the Vegetation - 'Bedazzled' (1967)

modern football - still crap.

 This.  All day long.  Bloody modern football.

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release the epstein files part 86564

 

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fancy some meatbird?

 Meatbird.  Yum yum.

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release thee epstien files part 56555

 

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upside down?

 It took me a minute to notice.

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k2-18b looks interesting

I believe in an infinite space and time, which also means an infinite amount of other life on other planets, but doubt we'll ever get to meet them.

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beatles crockery collection found

Fancy sorting out a dead relatives house and finding this. In pristine condition. However, much as l love The Beatles, l'd get this flogged straight away, as nothing about it makes me want to keep it.  As a hoarder and Beatles fan, that's saying something, but everyone has to draw the line somewhere.

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micro retirement my arse! they're called holidays ffs!

 Reporting like this sends me loopier than l already am.

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the epstein files -- l call bullshit

 As they would say on 'Poker Face' - l call bullshit. If you believe this, l'm a banana.

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wendy erskine's the benefactors

I'll put up another list of recent books l've read soon, but there's special praise for this one. Wendy Erskine's 'The Benefactors', which was superb, and one of the best books l've read for a while. It makes you reconsider your own views, and when finished, made me want to read it again as l would understand more about the characters the second time around.  An outstanding debut, and l will be looking out for more from her in the future. Money that was very well spent (for a change).

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maga america versus the taliban - you decide

Who wins??   I call this a draw. 

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ok - not all of trumps ideas come from the nazis.

Ok, OK - I stand corrected and will admit when l am wrong.  Not all of Donald Trump's ideas / playbook / slogans come from the Nazis. I was foolish and didn't check properly, but am happy to rectify my mistake. Here's the one that's not from the Nazis that l overlooked.  A schoolboy error on my part and it won't happen again. I'll spank my own bottom later.

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the uk spending too much on welfare

The UK is spending too much on welfare you say?  Also one of the worst pensions .

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the oasis drone over heaton park, manchester

 Now this comment made me laugh.  Well played.

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johnny thunders by bob gruen

Now l love The New York Dolls and Johnny Thunders, and this is how rock stars should look - ridiculous and other worldly, and not looking like 'normal' members of society. They live the rock and roll lifestyle outside of the law and with very few rules that others would love to live, but are unable to (or wouldn't want to). I've had a fair crack of it in my own way, but living like it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week takes (funnily enough) a lot of commitment and hard work.  No wonder so many of them turn to drugs.

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