I've scored many a magnificent goal on them there fields. Obviously many years ago.
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Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Whoever did this - Well played. More please.
A reminder that ICE have just been given $170 billion to lock people up at Donald Trump's behest, which is more than the entire budget for the USA Marines (£150 billion). And they fight actual wars and have to train troops (and house them and their families). I've said it before, but these will be Trump's stormtroopers in the future.
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Some excellent reporting here by the Byline Times, once again exposing how full of crap Nigel Farage is. Not for the first time, and it certainly won't be the last. What a fucking rotter.
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I think someone's sneaked into my house, found my stash of acid, and drawn my parrot. Investigation is underway.
After seeing this picture, l can't look at my parrot in the same way, knowing he's got a little ET body.
I could easily live in a house like this. Not because it's a duck shape, it's because it's got no windows and is detached. My records would be blasting out.
Fancy sorting out a dead relatives house and finding this. In pristine condition. However, much as l love The Beatles, l'd get this flogged straight away, as nothing about it makes me want to keep it. As a hoarder and Beatles fan, that's saying something, but everyone has to draw the line somewhere.
I'll put up another list of recent books l've read soon, but there's special praise for this one. Wendy Erskine's 'The Benefactors', which was superb, and one of the best books l've read for a while. It makes you reconsider your own views, and when finished, made me want to read it again as l would understand more about the characters the second time around. An outstanding debut, and l will be looking out for more from her in the future. Money that was very well spent (for a change).
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Ok, OK - I stand corrected and will admit when l am wrong. Not all of Donald Trump's ideas / playbook / slogans come from the Nazis. I was foolish and didn't check properly, but am happy to rectify my mistake. Here's the one that's not from the Nazis that l overlooked. A schoolboy error on my part and it won't happen again. I'll spank my own bottom later.
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Now l love The New York Dolls and Johnny Thunders, and this is how rock stars should look - ridiculous and other worldly, and not looking like 'normal' members of society. They live the rock and roll lifestyle outside of the law and with very few rules that others would love to live, but are unable to (or wouldn't want to). I've had a fair crack of it in my own way, but living like it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week takes (funnily enough) a lot of commitment and hard work. No wonder so many of them turn to drugs.
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Donald Trump desperate to win the Nobel Peace Prize and being put forward by his spineless spitlickles and gutless world leaders (and war criminals). Hmmm....What does that remind me of? Also remember, If you're ever curious about the Trump camps playbook and strategies, look to the Nazi's.
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As stated many times, the man just talks crap. Remember when (if) there is another American election - politicians are not all the same, and if Kamala Harris had won, she wouldn't be starting a dictatorship with ICE as her henchmen.
One in and one back with the small boats crossings is a start, and at least we are now working in conjunction with the French. However, l didn't see much coverage around what has been well known for anyone who is not blinkered by the so called benefits of Brexit, President Macron in his speech confirms the crossings increased after Brexit. The usual right wing rags were very silent on that statement.
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A hosepipe ban is being enforced from tomorrow in these sun drenched parts of the country. Luckily l've made preparations.
The colour will eventually match once the sun has it's way, but at long last (and £1,000 later) my fence has been repaired. Now the neighbours don't have to suffer the sight of me sunbathing in the garden. That is of course, unless they want to go upstairs and continue to marvel at the view (which l very much doubt).
Going to the Oasis reunion gigs and want a painting of Noel Gallagher to remember the event by? Look no further. Send blank cheques to the usual address.
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My sister has just been to Cornwall and of course while she was there she went to Lands End to see the magnificent view out to sea. Unfortunately for her, the weather had other ideas. Naturally, she, like me, blames God.
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