After a splendid gig by PIL last night, I woke to find l have no bread in the house, so this is breakfast, as l can't be bothered driving to the shops. How l'm not dead yet is a modern miracle.
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Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
After a splendid gig by PIL last night, I woke to find l have no bread in the house, so this is breakfast, as l can't be bothered driving to the shops. How l'm not dead yet is a modern miracle.
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Tonight Mathew, l will be attending The Boiler Shop in Newcastle to see Public Image Limited. As l'm off to Glasgow next month to see The Sex Pistols, that will mean l'll be seeing all the original members within the month. Hurrah!
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As Robert Jenrick tries to gain publicity for his Conservative party leadership challenge by targeting fare dodgers on the London Underground, here's a reminder of some of his past exploits.
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What the fuck are they interviewing the wife beating Covid rule breaking Stanley Johnson for in the first place?
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I am happy to acknowledge that Paul Weller has kept himself in fine shape and has obviously been hitting the gym a lot rather than just heading to the pub (unlike me). However - those white shorts are a bit suspect.
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The BBC with the 'one in a billion round egg' story which would be a remarkable news item if it wasn't for the fact they've featured other round egg stories recently.
Think on it. These fresh faced youngsters queuing up for the first Star Wars film in 1977 are now grandparents and retirees (or dead), and yet in a way, this feels like yesterday. Time is heartless.
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This is bad - very bad, and l feel for the victims. However, it's also a sad state of affairs that l am pleased (probably the wrong word to use) the driver was a white male, as you can just imagine the destruction, hatred and violence that would follow if he was a refugee or Muslim, because social media would go into racist hate filled overload immediately.
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This is from 50 years ago, but with Trump, Reform, the rise of the far right, genocide in Gaza, the war in Ukraine, climate change, and fake news and social media stoking up hatred and division, it's just as relevant today (sadly).
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I met my mates on the prearranged bus journey to Richmond yesterday, and it was the first time I have been on a bus for years, as l am not a bus wanker. Towards the end of the night, we luckily bumped into another mate who gave us a lift home in his car, which was a fine result and saved us extortionate taxi fares. However, four of us were crammed into his car (plus the driver), which drives on the same space as a bus, which had this much space. How does this work?
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As usual, l'll be off to Richmond soon for the Whit Bank Holiday Pissup (Unofficial title). It's a tradition around this neck of the wood, and it will probably get messy. Hopefully the rain will hold off, but who cares, l'll be wearing a pub most of the day.
Here's me going there.
Here's me later.
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The Reform party called for a national strike and protests against the Labour Party government yesterday. Well played everyone. Couldn't possibly have done more. Why weren't these protests and strikes all over the mainstream media? As for the Anti Nazi and far right protesters that outnumbered the Reform supporters in every major city, they are all traitors to our once great and glorious land of milk and honey (before the darkies and illegals moved here), and should be imprisoned. It's all a cover up! Trust no one! Replacement theory! Children eaters!
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Sometimes l feel l'm living in an entirely different universe to these people. Pass the tiny violin.
However...
Meanwhile....
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