From the latest Private Eye.
Toodle pip
Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
I've got a lot of admiration for John Cusack as an actor, but l've more respect for him the way he's not afraid to call out the twats currently torching all that was good about America. We need a lot more people prepared too speak out like him, and highlight the madness and power grab for what it is, before it is too late.
Toodle pip
Russell Brand, who rather sadly has gone a bit bonkers over the last few years, is currently sharing a spoof version of the JFK files, which he obviously hasn't read, as they say Penelope Keith (Margo from 'The Good Life') was the assassin. Just when you think the world can't get much crazier.
With all the mad as fuck political crap currently going on, this is the last thing we need. From here.
Toodle pip
Saw Motorhead many times back in the day. Always a great night out.
I also went to this one.
Toodle pip
The practise run for The Beatles Abbey Road cover, taken by photographer Ian Macmillan, a week before the actual shoot.
This is a nice touch from the club. Free scarves for all the Newcastle fans before the Caribou Cup (League Cup) final between Newcastle United and Liverpool.
Toodle pip
Not my favourite David Bowie album by any means, but what an iconic cover. Photographed by Juston De Villeneure in Paris, originally intended for Vogue magazine, and featuring Twiggy.
Toodle pip
I'd only been awake about 10 minutes (it was 11:55) when a mate texted to let me know that there was a record fair in Darlington. Half an hour later l'm there, and an hour or so later l've spent £150. An excellent days shopping. I also love the poster for it.
In a world full of grifters, chancers, fuckwits and nasty right wing knobheads, be more like Michael Sheen. If only more rich fuckers had his attitude, the world (and everyone in it) would be a lot better off.
The story is here. Top man.
Toodle pip
Elon Musk's lifestyle means might not make it that long, but here's another vision of his future.
Toodle pip
It sounds like a bad football chant but it's actually bad reality. You'd normally think this is a spoof but Darren Grimes, the right winged XL slaphead and previously sacked GB News presenter has now been embraced by Reform (of course he has). Welcome to Fantasy Island boss, and what a time to be alive.
Toodle pip
Midge Ure looking pretty happy here, and who wouldn't be, in the company of Kate Bush? Jammy git.
Toodle pip
I haven't posted for ages about books l've read or films l've seen, but having just binged watched the new Netflix series 'Adolescence', l must say that and it was pretty damn good. Filmed in one long tracking shot for each episode, it follows a young lad being charged with murdering a female classmate, and the events around it. Superbly acted, especially by Owen Cooper who plays the 13 year old protagonist Jamie, but it's certainly not a bundle of laughs. Awards however, should be a shoe in.
More information here.
Toodle pip
More of this please, despite the fact l love AI and am looking forward to the benefits of it.
Toodle pip
Watch out if you're 'gonna touch a tesla'. On the other hand.....Feel free to storm The White House, as you'll probably get a pardon.
Toodle pip
I'm prepared to bet good money that this originated in Russia, or one of their closest allies, like America.
Toodle pip
I have no beef with Leicester City, and like so many others, cheered them on to their Premiership title win a few years ago. However (and l know this will only be a minority of fans) this is the work of knobheads, but probably backed by big money.
Toodle pip
How can he sleep at night? He is so obviously backing stuff that he is against, but to give him the benefit of the doubt, he may be doing it because of fear of persecution for himself and his family. I'd still rather retire and bugger off somewhere peaceful far away from the shitshow that is current American politics.
Toodle pip
Call me an old cynic but my hunch is Donald Trump is yet again lying again, so that when the imaginary thousands of surrounded Ukrainians are 'spared' from a 'massacre not seen since World War 2 he will claim credit for preventing it and Putin will say he is making concessions by halting the 'massacre'. The Ukrainian's of course deny any of this is true.
As they say on 'The Last Leg' - I call bullshit, and if there was a God (there isn't) whatever that God is wouldn't want anything to do with Trump.
Toodle pip
This collection of glass eyes are from the 1880's, and although they look kind of spooky (a scientific term), it also makes me think if l had more money and a larger house, this is something else l would like to collect (hoard). I think l may require help.
At last! A man who is like me, and appears to live in a similar ramshackle way. I present Tyler Cowen, a man, like myself, who would like to know everything.
From The Economist - here.
Toodle pip
Excellent work by Morton Morland in The Times (Once a great newspaper). More please.
His prints are available here.
Toodle pip
I'm a Labour supporter but l agree with this 100%. Get money off the rich in our society, and don't make poor people poorer. Work, Equality and Fairness is fine. Just do it the correct way.
Toodle pip
Obviously l'm indestructible, but the progress on these artificial hearts may well help me in the future, so bring it on and give them all the funding they need.
From The Guardian - here.
Toodle pip
Another great cover from a great publication. Buy it. It features serious, grown up journalism, which is sadly lacking in so many other outlets.
Toodle pip