please please please (let me get what l want)

I really hope these polls come true. I'II have all my fingers crossed until it's over.

Never vote Tory.

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donald trump jr is as mad as his father, but chris stein nails it

Well this message from Donald Trump Jr didn't have the effect it desired.

However, Chris Stein expresses my view. 

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l need a bigger house - the rolling stones, la villa

I've had both of these posters for a while, but it's about time l framed them and hung them up.  I am however, running out of spaces to hang things.  

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I need more money

Once again, l need more money (and a bigger house). These are currently for sale, and l want them! However, even l can't justify spending that much on records, which let's face it, l already own (but later versions).

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Tea For One - Led Zeppelin with Lyrics

Written after the death of Robert Plant's son.

Led Zeppelin - Travelling Riverside Blues

kate moss as andy warhol's marilyn monroe

Kate Moss is obviously an attractive woman, but this isn't a patch on the original, and highlights how extra specially (is that correct?) photogenic Marilyn Monroe was, although Kate Moss is also pretty photogenic herself.

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gordon ramsey's bruise

The Chef Gordon Ramsey has been in an accident while riding his bicycle. All part of normal life, and he has been promoting wearing helmets to avoid serious injury. I wasn't however, expecting the severity of his bruising. I bet that was painful. 

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suella braverman - sign fixed

What should have been on her sign, although they missed out 'Racist' and 'Full of Shite'. 

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the german royal family

As fascism once again rears it's ugly head, a reminder that our Royal Family are of German heritage and Edward VIII was a fan of Hitler. 

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no sky tv for poor rishi

 These two made me laugh

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Suzy Bogguss - In Heaven

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Official Movie) ft. Billy Ray Cyrus

the tory manifesto

Hot of the press!

Never vote Tory.

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dr jive's first gig

These are mates of mine playing their first gig back in the mists of time after booting me out and getting a new singer (Bastards!!).

Might have had something to do with the fact l couldn't sing, but l certainly looked the part at the time. Two of the people in this photo latter went on to be high ranking policemen.

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june 1972 - when marc bolan was king

 What a time to be alive!

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Baby Queen - We Can Be Anything (Official Video)

Syd Barrett (Pink Floyd) - Bob Dylan Blues

bob dylan's fashion mistake

I will usually bow down with respect to all things Bob Dylan related, including his usual sartorial elegance, but even at the height of his coolness, he couldn't make this outfit work.

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the rutles butcher cover

 One again, The Rutles hit the spot. Comedy gold. 

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Queen 1973 BBC's Old Grey Whistle Test Keep Yourself Alive

Led Zeppelin - Trampled Underfoot (1975) Old Grey Whistle Test

Rita Hayworth & Fred Astaire dance to Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll

A reminder that in the old days TV shows did not always have relevant videos to play, and The Old Grey Whistle Test used to regularly show these types of accompanying films instead, which was a great way to get around the problem. If l remember correctly, they were also pretty much all put together by one man - Philip Jenkinson.

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1871 map of europe

 There's a lot to unpick from this old map, and I've highlighted some parts of it for your delight. Enjoy.

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TVAM - PSYCHIC DATA

Warning! - No vocals until after 5 minutes!  I like it.

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Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs – Reducer

old waterboys adverts

Amongst other things, l am currently reading the hardback book that came with The Waterboys 1985 6 cd boxset, which focuses on the making of their 'This is the Sea' album. I've said it before and l will say it again, between 'A Pagan Place' and Fisherman's Blues', they were one of the best live and studio bands in the world, if not the best, and l for one certainly loved them. 

Here's a couple of old adverts.

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light years - newcastle boiler shop

Off to The Light Years festival at The Boiler Shop, Newcastle later on and looking forward to it, as l haven't seen any of the bands before, so attending with no preconceived expectations. Rather sadly, it's my turn to drive, so will be remaining sober and drug free. 

Will post some videos of the acts later.

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how rock stars should look

 The big (top) hat era.  What a great look.

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The Rolling Stones - Bitch (Live)

The Rolling Stones - Dead Flowers (Live)

mosley and farage - a reminder

The sad thing is l know people who think racist clowns like Farage speak for them, and have their better interest at heart. Then again, they've had had a shit time over the last 14 years and want change. Unfortunately, they are looking in the wrong direction, thanks to the right wing press aimed at the lower classes that they read on a daily basis.

At least the working class people of Liverpool had the good sense to throw rocks at Mosely when he came recruiting in their hometown. Farage only has to face milkshakes.

Never vote Tory (or for any 'party' Farage is in).

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newcastle handyside arcade closes

It was a sad day when Newcastle's Handyside Arcade closed (to make way for a fucking student car park). A real hangout for hippies, freaks, and general weirdos, of which l include myself. Not as bad as the closure of The Haymarket pub nearby, but it was still the sad end of an era. 

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Nadine Shah - Topless Mother

the trump trial verdict

Now this made me laugh.

 

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what attracted her to the multi billionaire????

 I can only assume it's Rupert Murdoch's ravishing good looks that was the attraction.

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Yard Act - A Vineyard for the North (Live from Utopia)

civil disobedience in clacton

Rather like Ghandi and Dr King, l am against any physical violence against politicians (or people in general), although if pressed, could certainly put forward some exceptions. Much as l loathe Farage and his ilk, this could easily go down a darker route, which would not be good for anyone, no matter which way people vote. However, I still found this hilarious, and if it happened to him every time he showed his hideous racist personage to the great British public (or further afield), l wouldn't be complaining about it at all.

Never vote Tory (or UKIP / Reform / National Front)

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donald trump goes full dictator

 Once seen, never forgotten. He'd love to have such power.

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nigel farage in clacton ffs

If there's one place the lying frog faced shit stirring racist gobshite has a good chance of being elected in, it's Clacton.

And if by any chance you need a reminder...

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juan brufal faces illusion

Illusions like this just mess with my tiny little mind.  And that's without looking at them on drugs.

By Juan Brufal.

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problems l can relate to (not)

 My tiny violin just got a bit tinier. I should see a doctor.

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The Rolling Stones - Drift Away (Unreleased Song)

The Rolling Stones - Fingerprint File (Alternate Longer Mix)

the even more depressing russell brand

I used to be such a fan of Russell Brand, and found his quirky, intelligent, spontaneous and off the wall humour to be right down my street, but my, how times have changed. Maybe l should have stuck to my old mantra of never trusting anyone who supports West Ham United (and l include Ray Winstone). 

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when bob dylan was 30

 When being 30 years old for a rock star was considered ancient.  How times have changed.

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