If this is true, it's genius, and well played! I bow down to your pettiness and ingenuity!
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Monday, 20 March 2023
kylie minogue wanks off a teddy bear
The picture you didn't realise you were desperate to see. OK - I'll admit that pop princess Kylie Minogue isn't actually wanking off a teddy bear, it's just her microphone in an unusual position. But it certainly looks pretty funny, and she looks very happy about it.
Which reminds me. I'll have to dig out my old photo of Kylie with my hand on her bum, which highlights how tiny she is (and l don't have big hands).
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the tories turn green
Judging by these political leaflets by Conservative party candidates, you'd be forgiven for thinking that they were pretending to be Green party members, with no mention of them recently voting to allow the continued discharge of sewage into our rivers and sea (obviously). Where's their usual blue colouring?
Never vote Tory.
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These Hairworms Eat a Cricket Alive and Control Its Mind
I'm never going in water ever again. I thought threadworms were bad enough, but these are even more disgusting.
I blame God
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rupert murdoch gets engaged (again)
I wonder what attracted Ann Lesley Smith to the 92 year old multi billionaire? Cupid must be dancing with joy
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the king's coronation
Maybe if the councils hadn't had their budgets repeatedly cut by the Tories, they may have been able to spend something on this. Not that I think they should anyway, if people want to celebrate, let them, but not using council money that could be spent better elsewhere.
He's not my king, and never vote Tory.
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Timmy road trip with 'Officer' Sandusky
Nothing dodgy looking about 'Officer' Sandunsky at all
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Sunday, 19 March 2023
william wilberforce and suella braverman
Never vote Tory
Said Braverman in Kigali. It's a very strange kind of double speak that they people they want to deport suddenly become refugees in Rwanda, yet are illegal immigrants in the UK.
"We are absolutely delighted and excited about our partnership with Rwanda, to be creating a vibrant community here, to be a positive, secure, beautiful, haven, and home, for many thousands of refugees."
Said Braverman (the nastier update of Priti Patel) in Kigali. It's a very strange kind of double speak that the people the Tories want to deport suddenly become refugees in Rwanda and deserve a secure, beautiful haven and home, yet are illegal drug selling, raping immigrants in the UK who cannot stay under any circumstances, even if they have been the victims of sex trafficking. She's an evil woman - and not of the ELO kind.
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Saturday, 18 March 2023
if this is justice, l'm a banana
More wastage of my taxpayers money defending an alleged bully who has got out of facing the charges by paying off her accuser. With money from us taxpayers, so it's not even affecting her.
This government are the worse I've ever known, and l remember the Margaret Thatcher years when her aim was to destroy society (and henceforth, the unions). Corrupt as fuck.
Never vote Tory.
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if this is newspaper reporting, l'm a banana
More blatant propaganda from the right wing press on a trip paid by us taxpayers.
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liz truss - never forget
Always remember - She is thick as shit, but happens to be backed by powerful hard right wing supporters in the Tory party and ERG.
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good job l'm indestructible
After not eating much yesterday, and feeling pretty peckish this morning, this was my breakfast. How I'm still alive is a medical mystery.
the beatles - a hard day's night coke sequence
I watched The Beatles 'A Hard Day's Night' film again a couple of days ago, and once again, I was surprised that they left in the John Lennon alluding to sniffing cocaine (with a coke bottle) sequence in. Then again, l guess they were much more innocent times back in the day (for the majority of the population).
Still makes me chuckle though.
Plus, thinking about the film, it's crazy to think that Paul McCartney is now 28 years older than Wilfrid Brambell was when he played his granddad in the film (58 and 80). Not sure if Paul is as clean.
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Friday, 17 March 2023
social care funding being slashed
From the government that never lets you down when it comes to being heartless bastards, as reported in The Guardian. Cutting their promised funding in an already underfunded care sector.
Never vote Tory
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Thursday, 16 March 2023
Wednesday, 15 March 2023
Tuesday, 14 March 2023
small boat crossings
Small boat crossings since Brexit and the end of The Dublin Agreement.
Never vote Tory.
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Monday, 13 March 2023
Sunday, 12 March 2023
gary support with richard III
At the Richard III statue in Leicester yesterday.
Never vote Tory
open mouthed penguin
Here's something you don't usually see. A photograph (Don't know who by) of a penguin with it's mouth open.
It's strangely fascinating (and scary).
Saturday, 11 March 2023
it was a one off
After Fiona Bruce on BBC Question time clarified that Stanley Johnson breaking his wife's nose was a 'one off'
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george orwell statue outside the bbc
The George Orwell statue outside the BBC. How ironic.
Also by George
"The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it"
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what a waster - what a fucking waster
The state of modern Britain. I would bet my house he voted for Brexit and The Tories. The badly dressed piss stained illiterate lump of congealed lard.
Never vote Tory.
Friday, 10 March 2023
Thursday, 9 March 2023
of course l'm impartial.......
And let's not forget who BBC Question Time's Fiona Bruce's husband lobbies for.
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the daily mail in 1938
A leopard never changes it's spots. The Daily Mail in 1938. Of course the language used today is soooo different.
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