By Ellis Rosen
Booze, news and views from a drunken opinionated fool who can't spell very well, may well repeat himself, and can't blame it on dislexia
Wednesday, 15 February 2023
Tuesday, 14 February 2023
cocaine toothache drops
It may have been 400 hour working weeks, 2 year olds chimney sweeping, gruel for every meal and living in an outside toilet (if you were lucky), but there were some advantages to living in the old days.
Monday, 13 February 2023
target advertising for wardrobes
This is quite old, and l may have put it up already, but I don't think they they thought this page through, and if they were aware, it's a sick sense of humour
Sunday, 12 February 2023
Saturday, 11 February 2023
the mars bar - new york
With Manhattan's non stop gentrification surging ahead, The Mars Bar, like CBGB's and other iconic bars, is no more. Obviously it was a very seedy place, but l loved it, and also the 5 star review below that summed it up. I remember my friends nose bleeding while sitting outside after sniffing what he thought was cocaine (and was obviously something crap), and great loud music among the squalor. Happy days.
Here's the review that sums it up
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Billy Connelly's incontinence pants are in fashion at the Brits
Sam Smith modelling Billy Connelly's incontinence pants (look it up) at The Brits. I think it looks ridiculous, but isn't the point of pop stars to shock, surprise, and get tongues wagging? If so, well played.
the victim blaming daily mail
Just when you think The Daily Mail can't stoop any lower, they speculate a murdered woman may have been killed (with her child) because she was basically doing well at work. Bunch of Bastards. Don't buy it (or The Sun).
This.
Blame the right wing Conservative government sprouting non stop racist, inhumane and derogatory language towards the asylum seekers, not scousers.
Friday, 10 February 2023
god doesn't like his statue
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Thursday, 9 February 2023
signs of a good night out last night
I don't know how l got these marks on Wednesday night (yesterday), but it sure was a good night out. The bottom star shaped red one feels like a sore bruise, and the patterned mark in the top picture looks like a burn. Hope l wasn't drugged and taken to a S and M parlour, but who knows with the lads l was with.
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if you're having a bad day....
Remember, in the great scheme of things, everything is pretty much insignificant, so enjoy your life, and try not to harm others.
Tuesday, 7 February 2023
mental health first aider
Completed some rather interesting training recently, and l am now a Mental Health First Aider, so feel free to offload your problems onto me when you see me out and about.
Rather sadly, l've already had to refer to the training with someone's recent issues, but hope everything will be hunky dory in the future, for them and everyone else.
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lee anderson gets a promotion
FFS!! The 30p stain on humanity that is Lee Anderson can only end in tears for the Tories, but what a ridiculous appointment by Rishi Sunik. What a bunch of rotters.
the beatles abbey road peanuts style
Love this recent image by Stuff by Mark. The Beatles Abbey Road cover as if done by Charles E Shultz. Another great t-shirt idea that l will probably get around to printing up.
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Monday, 6 February 2023
Sunday, 5 February 2023
liz truss and the lefties
As Liz Truss tries to make a comeback, taking no responsibility for the money she cost the economy (and me), a reminder that when in doubt, blame the lefties.
From Private Eye if l remember correctly
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the lion's about to attack
This are great shots of a lion looking mightily pissed off and about to attack, taken in 2012 but only recently doing the rounds by Lahore photographer Atif Saeed, who managed to get back into his vehicle before the pouncing lion (which was only 10 feet away) reached him.
I'm all up for a bit of danger, but think l would have had a nasty accident in my pants in this situation.
the uk weather
Saturday, 4 February 2023
Sunshine On Leith Hibs Fans Sing After The 2016 Scottish Cup Final
Tuesday, 31 January 2023
Sunday, 29 January 2023
Saturday, 28 January 2023
Friday, 27 January 2023
Tuesday, 10 January 2023
Saturday, 7 January 2023
mad dancing
Can't work out how to post this clip, but it's worth the effort to watch.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1611461095629135880
Sunday, 1 January 2023
Sunday, 18 December 2022
Tuesday, 25 October 2022
danny ings - you absolute star
What a great feel good photograph and gesture. As the mascot had sensory issues and had to wear headphones, Aston Villa's Danny Ings did the same. Empathy from footballers - whatever next?
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