The The - This is the day

one of the many reasons jacob rees-mogg is a twat

Jacob Rees-Mogg never lets you down.  Just as you think the spoilt Victorian lickspittle who probably hasn't stopped being breastfed can't possibly do any more damage to the country, he produces this.  No wonder the country is fucked.

Never vote Tory.

 

Plus....l agree with this

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A Horsfield’s tarsier (Cephalopachus bancanus)

me waiting for the revolver box set

 Me waiting for the new Beatles box set of Revolver to arrive.  My favourite Beatles album.

It's actually a Horsfield's Tarsier photographed / filmed by Joel Sartore.

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ffs - here we go again

Haven't these fuckwit papers caused enough damage? Wanting their darling Boris back shows how desperate they really are.

Boycott them all, and never vote Tory.

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a nice pension

 

tory memory loss test

 From Private Eye

chicory tip - ahead of their time

 

the brexit papers and the papers supporting liz truss

Never forget, that when this rancid government and the error that was Brexit is discussed, a lot of blame has to go to the right wing press that sprouted lies such as these on a daily basis.  Twats.

Never vote Tory - or buy any of the right wing rags.

And while we're at it, the bastard Daily Mail supported Liz Truss during the leadership campaign and printed crap like this to assist her in her path to glory.

I repeat...Never vote Tory, or buy any of the right wing rags

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The Aliens - The Happy Song (Official Video)

An Emotional Fish *Celebrate*

the lettuce has won!! liz truss resigns

 After the countless weeks off sprouting crap to appeal to the hardcore Tory members and the Tufton Street twats during the leadership contest, at no great surprise to anyone with half a brain, it has all been a fucking disaster that the poor are currently paying for. 

What a great day to be off work and watching TV.  Time for an election!!! (which l very much doubt will happen any time soon)

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keep in touch ouija card

 This is such a great idea.  I may have nick and copy this in the future.

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sick boy john major

You know when you are getting old people say policemen look younger?  How about Sick boy from Trainspotting (Johnny Lee Miller) being old enough to play ex Prime Minister John Major?

Shoot me now.

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butter in the glorious sunlands

I get really pissed off when government decisions affect me, and this is one of those times!!!

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Tyrannosaurus Rex - Deboraarobed - 1968

With the backwards ending!   Pass my drugs. 

the parrot is an artist

While l was sitting reading on the settee, l wasn't paying that much attention to Mr Parrot, who was sitting on my chest, fiddling with the buttons on the neck of my t-shirt while l stroked him absentmindedly.  It was only after he had got up and buggered off back to his stand, that l noticed he had chewed one of the buttons off, pooed on the back of the settee (which he doesn't normally do), and put the button on top of it, making some kind of statement.  A statement pertaining to what l have no idea, but the little bugger's trying to tell me something.

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The Beach Boys - Surf's Up

The Verve - History (full version)

Jim Capaldi - The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys

beer or rain

It doesn't take a lot to persuade me to get out of the rain and head to the pub, so this sign hits the nail on the head. Simple yet effective.

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sex pistols passport photographs

 Passport photographs of The Sex Pistols taken for their 1978 USA tour.  Reader...it didn't end well.

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my ideal house

I think l've found my ideal house.  At least it would prevent me from having to keep the blinds shut all the time so l can get some privacy (unsociable git that l am). Think l'd have to buy the house next door to the one in the photo as well, to avoid having to make any conversation or hearing them.

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Johnny Burton - Polevault Man (1972)

More Oasis than Oasis!!!

it's about time they admitted it

 From The Telegraph newspaper, a long standing supporter of the Tories.

“God Save September” - Earth, Wind & Fire vs Sex Pistols mashup by ah!

suella braverman for prime minister

FFS!!! I'd like to think she is joking, but knowing this inept crop of glorious leaders, l very much doubt it.

It was bad enough with Boris, and even worse now with Liz, but this would be a scary joke too far.

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bob hope's house

I may have put this up in the past, but if so, it's worth repeating.  Bob Hope's marvellous looking house in Palm Springs. I must admit, l never expected him to  live in anything as magnificent as this, but l certainly like it.

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water bill question

 

medical dispensation the therese coffey way

Going against all right thinking medical professionals advice, Therese Coffey, our great and glorious Health Secretary, is not afraid to follow her own calling. It's just a shame that she is such an imbecil, and this policy could harm people.  Then again, coming from her, it's only to be expected.

Never vote Tory.

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Buddy Holly - Valley of Tears (1958)

Woman Love by Gene Vincent on 1956 Capitol 78 record.

Jimmy Reed - Too Much

join a union advert

 Excellent stuff.

the mail - remember him this way

 

And also, only yesterday in the Express...

kwasi - it's now official

 

kwasi is toast

 

The Knickerbockers - Lies

More Beatles than The Beatles!!

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee (From Murder Ballads)

The Standells - Dirty Water (Stereo)

Pink Floyd - If (From Atom Heart Mother)

I love this song, and to me, it contains some of their finest lyrics, more than likely with Syd Barrett in mind.

If I were a swan, I'd be gone.

If I were a train, I'd be late.

And if I were a good man, I'd talk with you more often than I do.

If I were to sleep, I could dream.

If I were afraid, I could hide.

If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain.

If I were the moon, I'd be cool.

If I were a rule, I would bend.

If I were a good man, I'd understand the spaces between friends.

If I were alone, I would cry.

And if I were with you, I'd be home and dry.

And if I go insane, will you still let me join in with the game?

If I were a swan, I'd be gone.

If I were a train, I'd be late again.

If I were a good man, I'd talk to you more often than I do.

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frank the horse

This made me laugh.  Simple yet very funny.

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lesha porche's curved lines

Lesha Porche's 'Curved Lines' illusion makes your brain imagine there are curved lines, but when you try to focus on them, they can't be found.  Pretty damn cool.

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the thinking tree

 Located in Puglia, Italy, and known as the thinking tree.

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the impartial fiona bruce

 

ye cracke and tories

 Ye Cracke (a pub in Liverpool) certainly doesn't like Tories. If l lived closer, it would be my regular.

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what a disguise

 

me and the parrot celebrating

 Me and the parrot celebrating after the Manchester United win last night.

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Todd Snider - Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues - 2016-Athens Georgia

Todd Snider - The Ballad of the Devil's Backbone Tavern 2022

make cannabis class a class a drug - the bastard tories part 319

 

on john lennon's birthday

 On what would have been John Lennon's Birthday, some photographs of him in Almeria, Spain, in 1966.

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we're all foreigners

 

my kind of animal

 

Elliott Smith - Between The Bars

Drink up baby, stay up all night

With the things you could do

You won't but you might

The potential you'll be that you'll never see

The promises you'll only make

Drink up with me now

And forget all about the pressure of days

Do what I say and I'll make you okay

And drive them away

The images stuck in your head

People you've been before

That you don't want around anymore

That push and shove and won't bend to your will

I'll keep them still

Drink up baby, look at the stars

I'll kiss you again, between the bars

Where I'm seeing you there with your hands in the air

Waiting to finally be caught

Drink up one more time, and I'll make you mine

Keep you apart, deep in my heart

Separate from the rest, where I like you the best

And keep the things you forgot

People you've been before

That you don't want around anymore

That push and shove and won't bend to your will

I'll keep them still

At the Drive-In – One Armed Scissor (Later with Jools Holland)

McAlmont & Butler - Yes (Later With Jools Holland)

hmmm... could be a song in this

Paul McCartney reading Ian Fleming's 'Live and Let Die' book in 1965. We all know what happened a few years later. 

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the brown cliffs of dover

 From Private Eye

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happy faces 'so you play in a band'

Danny, a sort of relative of mine put this up on Facebook the other day and it made me laugh out loud, as l think the faces featured, along with the sentiment, are excellent.

Who says the youngsters nowadays have no sense of humour?  Not me, that's for sure.

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