donald trump at the moment

Goodbye Mr Shitty Pants, you won't be missed.  Hopefully he won't be around when the next election happens

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cnn's van jones brought to tears as joe biden wins the american election

People who think all politicians are the same and it's a waste of time voting, watch CNN's Van Jones' reaction to Joe Biden's win.  Now the orange turd should just fuck off, but of course he will keep lying and tweeting, further winding up his supporters, but lives could easily be lost through his irresponsible and deranged actions. He should be prosecuted in the future for actions likely to incite violence (amongst many other things), but no doubt he will be pardoned, maybe even by Mike Pence if Trump resigns and Pence takes over, which wouldn't surprise me at all.  Twat. 

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the blue collar conservatives group, corruption and no deal brexit

People who have had privileged backgrounds often make out that they have struggled, and had the same chances and opportunities in life as anyone else, as they don't like to acknowledge their family, friends and schools network give them an unfair advantage over us plebs and scumbags. Take The Blue Collar Conservative group. Here's some examples of their info with the missing relevant information added.

MP Sir Peter Bottomley 'Came from a lorry driver to the House of Commons'. Sure - after Westminster School and Trinity College, Cambridge. Also, his father and grandfather went to the same Oxbridge college, and were also both knighted.

Privately educated John Courts is described as being self employed for 12 years before becoming a MP. Yes - as a barrister.

Johnny Mercer achieved 'average results at school, so had to go into employment', omitting to mention the school in question was Eastbourne College, a top public school.

If it wasn't so laughably pathetic, l would despair.

Meanwhile, the corruption goes on, further lining their friends pockets

 

I've also argued for years that the government want leave Europe with a no deal Brexit, despite our glorious leader Boris winning an election with his 'oven ready' one. A few reasons are below. Where's a revolution when you need one?

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be a rebel

 Still one of my favourite photographs.  Be a rebel and don't let the little people tell you what to do.

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the archbishop of york and scientific justification

Stephen Cottrell, the Archbishop of York has written to our glorious leader Boris about places of worship being closed during lockdown, saying there is no scientific justification for doing so.

He is treading on thin ground regarding scientific justification, as some might use the same argument to question his very existence as Archbishop, and faith in general.

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hopefully today's the day biden reaches 270

Hopefully today is the day Joe Biden hits the 270 mark and becomes president elect of the good old USA. Donald Trump obviously won't accept it and will moan and moan, despite the fact this may cause violence and deaths, but what else would you expect from such a lying, petulant, narcissistic twat?  This rather brilliant cartoon sums up my feeling

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the new charlie hebdo

The recent issue of Charlie Hebdo with a pertinent front page, which (with my rudimentary French) asks 'Who wants the English in Europe'. We are a laughing stock.

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rudy giuliano's bad choices

I've just seen the new Borat film in which he stitches up Rudy Giuliano. It is open to debate about what Rudi was up to on the bed, or what he was expecting to happen, but he sure came across as a pervy old bloke sweating over a younger lady who he thought had given him the come on. (as if that's something new). However, what l won't forgive, is his choice of footwear. 

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wondermark cartoon

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not very good for this psychic's reputation

 

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boris announces another lockdown

 

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the peanuts gang doing la grange by zz top

This is excellent

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nobby stiles

So, another legend from my childhood has left the building, aged 78.  Nobby Stiles was one of the Manchester United players that won the league in 1967 and then the European Cup in 1968 (The first English side to do so), and although people such as George Best, Denis Law and Bobby Charlton were the stars, they wouldn't have achieved this without the likes of Nobby Stiles in the team. Hard tackling, full of energy, prepared to sacrifice himself for the good of the team, but also able to play. Rather sadly, he had prostate cancer and dementia later in his life, and I attended a function hosted by his son John a few years ago, who spoke movingly about what it was like for Nobby and the family. I'm please that when Nobby decided to sell his medals and shirts, the relevant ones were bought by Manchester United for their museum, and achieved nearly half a million pounds for Nobby and his relatives. He was also one of the team that won the World Cup for England in 1966, but l'm not so bothered about that.

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david bowie stardust trailer #1

Well, this sure looks crap.

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humphrey lyttelton's bad penny blues

Every day is a learning day. I have just found out this morning that Lady Madonna by The Beatles is based on Humphry Lyttelton's Bad Penny Blues. Now l won't be able to get this information out of my head.

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boris sticks to his guns

 

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arlo guthrie has retired, so here's the motorcycle song

I'm glad to say that Arlo Guthrie has just retired, rather than died, and although he has some health issues, l hope he has many, many happy years in retirement. It must have been hard for him growing up as the son of the legend that was Woody Guthrie, but Arlo made a decent career for himself, while always coming across as a nice guy. He has many songs that l love, and l suppose Alice's Restaurant is the most famous, but l've always had a soft spot for this little ditty - The Motorcycle Song.

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the school dinners debate with jonathan pie

Not a great deal to add to this, apart from, once again, Mr Pie nails it.

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andy neill's ready steady go book, and word in your ear

I received my copy of Andy Neill's Ready Steady Go book at the weekend, and to say l'm impressed would be a massive understatement. It's everything an in depth book should be, with plenty of interviews and background information, plus enough stats to bore a normal member of the public to tears. That's without mentioning the marvellous photographs, many of which l have never seen before. Then there's the copious amount of pictures, featuring tickets, letters, magazines, albums etc.  Fantastic! It's also improved my pretty much non existent exercise routine, as it weighs a ton and is the size of an lp boxset. If l was given funds to produce a book like this myself, this exactly how l would wish it to turn out.  Buy it now!!

What a shame pretty much all of the episodes and performances have been wiped.

It's not just me that loves it - here's David Hepworth and Mark Ellen also gushing about it, and talking to the author in one of their 'Word in your Ears'

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family guy - sanguelto commercial

Although this is from last year, l've only just seen it.  Another classic it of writing.

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mike parry cinnamon challenge

Watching a bit of the Jeremy Vine show this morning, featuring Talk Sport's  Mike Parry, l was reminded of this. The classic film of him taking the Cinnamon Challenge.

Enjoy

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ben garrison updates the capitalist pyramid

 

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cold war steve channels oliver, and the twats that voted against free meals for kids

 Another classic from Cold War Steve, one again capturing the zeitgeist.  

Here's some of the twats who voted against helping feed poor children, and don't listen to any crap about home much money the Conservatives give councils and spend on Social care or Universal Credit. They have been in power for ten years and have been cutting funding on all of the above since they have been in office. The funding that they are now saying is needed is what Andy Burnham and other local leaders in the Greater Manchester area had been arguing for. Also, what a surprise that they haven't looked after the uneducated poor in the North who helped vote them in, but more money magically appears as soon as London enters tier two. I know Labour never did this either, but times are a lot harder now, despite Margaret Thatcher's best efforts to destroy society.. Who remembers Food Banks years ago, apart from when people were helping out the strikers? How these people can go to sleep at night after sentencing young children to go hungry is beyond me.  The Tories are indeed, Scum.

Plus, and you couldn't make this sort of crap up...

But if you want to see what compassion and empathy look like - check out the responses from businesses and councils on Marcus Rashford's twitter feed here

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the instrument that l would really like

Despite the fact l can't sing, or play the guitar l have, l would still love to have one of these contraptions.  Endless hours of fun to be had, although the neighbours might get sick of it pretty quickly.

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reverse!!!!

 I've got a hunch that the fellow in this video has been drinking or doing drugs.  Reverse!!!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1317182284148211712

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ann bleeding widdecombe

 The look on the other dancer's face!

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if adam ant was your son

 How would you feel if Adam Ant was your son?, asked by TV Times back in the day. I don't have any children, but if l did, and my son looked like this, l would feel pretty damn proud.

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goth nonce

 'Goth Nonce'    Makes me proud to be a Scouser!

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nelson mandela's wise words

Wise words from Mr Mandela.  Anyone who doesn't realise how much the Conservatives are taking the piss and filling their pockets is an idiot.

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abba abba hey!

 Abba as The Ramones.   Genius!

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ramann shukla, the nottingham hoarder who l'm kind of jealous of

After the earlier post regarding the Vinyl documentary, and hoarding, l've just read about Ramann Shukla, a Nottingham resident, who has recently died at the age of 64 of a heart attack. He amassed and left a treasure troth of goodies to be discovered, possibly worth up to 4 million pounds. Now this man obviously did have mental issues as far as collecting / hoarding was concerned, but looking at the photographs of some of the goodies, l would loved to have had a rummage in his stuff and then bought a lot of it home, and not just the records, books, games and comics.

Let's hope l never win the lottery, or there will be trouble ahead.

                                           Mr Shukla, the man who accumulated the hoard

And here's some photographs

More photographs, and more about the find, can be found at The Daily Mail website here

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alan zweig's vinyl documentary

I watched this yesterday, and although it is not razor sharp picture wise, it was still pretty damn good, and spoke a lot of truth regarding the need to collect and accumulate records, or indeed, other items. Thankfully l am not as obsessive as the people featured, and some of them no doubt have mental issues, but l am also not that far removed from them, but happy being in that position. I've always said, if l had more money and a lot more space, l would be a lot worse, and certainly not just with records.







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james corden 'maybe I'm immune' donald trump / paul mccartney parody from the late late show

Excellent, although l don't think any voters will change their minds about who to vote for.



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the beach series

I've just finished watching the series of The Beach, featuring Warwick Thornton being left on an isolated beach (At Jilirr, The Dampier Peninsular, North West off Western Australia) to fend for himself. Obviously there is the caveat that someone had to film him, so he wasn't totally alone, but l will let that slide. It covers Warwick's philosophy and very impressive looking cooking, bathed with some magnificent views and landscapes. Hardly anything happens, but it's just the kind of beautifully filmed, slow paced kind of TV that l love.  Wasn't too keen on some of the chicken incidents, but l might hunt down some drugs and watch it all over again. 

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tom hollander in the sunday times

Probably the most honest account of a day in the life, or, as The Sunday Times has it, A Life in the Day.  Tom Hollander is my new hero. 

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he eats and swallows stones!

With so many people losing their jobs at the moment,  perhaps some should think of retraining. There must be lots of openings (Ho Ho) for the job below, as l've never met anyone who does it, and l would certainly spend some money to watch it..

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cold war steve on the trump illness

This just made me laugh out loud. A brilliant bit of satire by Cold War Steve on Donald Trump's Covid treatment.

Please don't waste your time asking me about what l hope Trump's outcome will be.

On a related note...

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tweet of the day

 Tweet of the day in reply to Nigel the racist.

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