the sunday mirror is my kind of paper

I'm all for this front page in today's Sunday Mirror. Obviously they are a Labour supporting paper (unlike all the other main ones), but l like the cut of their jib.

Never vote Tory.

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wasted conservative and reform election leaflets

These have just arrived through my letter box for Thursday's election. However, l think their leafleting in this case is highly optimistic, as l will 100% be voting for Labour.

Other options are available, but never vote Tory (or Reform).

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where's the good weather gone?

This was my view last Tuesday while lying in my garden, reading and absorbing some rays. It already seems like a lifetime ago as the sun appears to have legged it for the foreseeable future.

I blame God (and The Tories).

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lou reed's a grass

This made me laugh.  If you know, you know.

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trump supporters in not very bright shock

This will come as a surprise to no-one.

 

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Benny Hill - Garden Of Love

Benny Hill - Gypsy Rock

a fuc***g pint of water!!!!!!!

Once again the man of the people shows how out of touch he is. I'm a semi functioning pisshead who has spent many many hours in pubs, and l have never ever seen anyone drink a pint of water like this. Where the hell were his advisors?

Never vote Tory. 

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give that postman a medal

 This postman is being factually correct, is helping to educate the people on his round, and pissing off Nigel Farage, all at the same time. Well played sir.  He deserves a medal.

Never vote Tory (or Reform).

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liam gallagher is still the coolest

 Liam Gallagher - always comedy gold.

brexit promises versus reality

 It's like the before and after pictures of a night out in the pub.

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rishi - see you next thursday

 A hearty round of applause to whoever came up with this poster.

Never vote Tory.

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Future Islands Performs "Seasons (Waiting On You)" on David Letterman

The Rolling Stones - All Down The Line (Live)

the scottish daily record back labour

 The Daily Record sees sense. Buy it, and never vote Tory.

england continue to stink up the euros

Apart from the first half hour in the first game, England, as expected by myself and my cynical friends, have been crap and too defensive. Hopefully things can only get better, but l can see us getting knocked out by Italy.  Let's pray Gareth Southgate never becomes the Manchester United manager.

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the daily express inadvertently assist labour

 This sounds good to me - where's the problem?

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more bloody migrants

 

mozart reconstructed

I can't believe Mozart looked like this, as I'm sure l saw this guy in Coronation Street.

I've always thought that they should test the people doing these reconstructions by giving them unidentified skulls of people that we also know what they looked like, and compare the results afterwards.  That will soon whittle out the chancers.

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the olden days were better

 This made me laugh. The olden days, when everything was innocent and more wholesome.

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the clash loved me baby!

Christ on a bike. I can't believe this (a John Cooper Clark gig) was nearly 10 years ago. 

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banksy does ukip

UKIP, Reform or National Front - that's when it can truly be stated that all parties are the same as each other.

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more daily mail and boris johnson madness

Let's face it, my stinking parrot would have been a better Prime Minister than Boris Johnson.

Never vote Tory.

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frank zappa versus joe pyne

If this is true (and l can't be bothered checking) then hats off to Frank Zappa, as that is funny.

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bloody jackdaws slowly demolishing my home

I've had some Jackdaws nesting outside my bedroom window for the last few years, as they made a hole in the woodwork under my guttering and set up home there. Despite the noise from them early in the morning, l like birds and don't mind them being there.  Now their mates (or family) have demolished the other end by completely pulling off the wood and have set up home there as well. The cheeky little gits. I know at some stage l am going to have to get all of this replaced, but l will be leaving the bill for it in their respective nests.

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The Pixies - Head On

Pixies - Debaser (Official Video)

the conservatives - a reminder

Never forget (and never vote Tory)

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rishi sunak's closest aid's insider betting (and more)

Of course it does not come as a surprise tome that Rishi Sunak's closest aid has been illegally insider betting on the election date, just as it does not surprise me he is such a stereotypically entitled smug looking Conservative. The sooner the corrupt fuckers are booted out the better.

Never vote Tory.

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Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night (Live On MTV Unplugged Unedited)

Nirvana - Plateau (Live On MTV Unplugged, 1993 / Unedited)

limmy ruins the boys

I've been enjoying Prime Video's 'The Boys' series, and so when l saw this tweet from Limmy referencing it, l thought l would check it out.  Now l have to go and scrub my eyeballs clean and erase my memory banks.

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please please please (let me get what l want)

I really hope these polls come true. I'II have all my fingers crossed until it's over.

Never vote Tory.

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donald trump jr is as mad as his father, but chris stein nails it

Well this message from Donald Trump Jr didn't have the effect it desired.

However, Chris Stein expresses my view. 

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l need a bigger house - the rolling stones, la villa

I've had both of these posters for a while, but it's about time l framed them and hung them up.  I am however, running out of spaces to hang things.  

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I need more money

Once again, l need more money (and a bigger house). These are currently for sale, and l want them! However, even l can't justify spending that much on records, which let's face it, l already own (but later versions).

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Tea For One - Led Zeppelin with Lyrics

Written after the death of Robert Plant's son.

Led Zeppelin - Travelling Riverside Blues

kate moss as andy warhol's marilyn monroe

Kate Moss is obviously an attractive woman, but this isn't a patch on the original, and highlights how extra specially (is that correct?) photogenic Marilyn Monroe was, although Kate Moss is also pretty photogenic herself.

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gordon ramsey's bruise

The Chef Gordon Ramsey has been in an accident while riding his bicycle. All part of normal life, and he has been promoting wearing helmets to avoid serious injury. I wasn't however, expecting the severity of his bruising. I bet that was painful. 

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suella braverman - sign fixed

What should have been on her sign, although they missed out 'Racist' and 'Full of Shite'. 

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the german royal family

As fascism once again rears it's ugly head, a reminder that our Royal Family are of German heritage and Edward VIII was a fan of Hitler. 

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no sky tv for poor rishi

 These two made me laugh

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Suzy Bogguss - In Heaven

Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Official Movie) ft. Billy Ray Cyrus

the tory manifesto

Hot of the press!

Never vote Tory.

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dr jive's first gig

These are mates of mine playing their first gig back in the mists of time after booting me out and getting a new singer (Bastards!!).

Might have had something to do with the fact l couldn't sing, but l certainly looked the part at the time. Two of the people in this photo latter went on to be high ranking policemen.

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