Thursday, 31 December 2020

Harvey Weinstein, Jeff Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell at Princess Beatrice's 18th

 After the post below about people l would like to have a night out with, here's the opposite.

Prince Andrew might not sweat, but he's got a lot to answer for inviting these three to his daughter's 18th. Then again, l guess they were close personal friends, although he's bound to deny that now.

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going out on new years eve with george best and billy Connelly

 If l was able to go out tonight, here's two fine fellows from a few years ago where l'm sure I'd be guaranteed a wild night out. Billy Connelly and George Best. George in this photo (from 1977) looks as though he thinks Billy might be a bit too much for him. And that is one hell of a statement.


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one of the many reasons why bob dylan is great - a routine playboy magazine answer

 He's not just been an all round genius in music, he's also funny as fuck.

Ladies and Gentlemen (and all of other persuasions), l present to you Bob Dylan's answer to a routine question in Playboy.

Happy New Year

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Tuesday, 29 December 2020

the new york post turns on donald trump

 It's about time, but The New York Post has finally decided Donald Trump should admit he's lost the election. In what other kind of mad world would it have taken so long?  I understand people want to keep jobs and feed their families, but they should have been on the side of democracy straight away.

Rather sadly, l think the Biden presidency will be a blip, and there will be a lot more right wing fuckers in power in the future

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Sunday, 13 December 2020

charles dozsa on how to behave when being arrested

If l had a pound for every time l have watched this, l could retire to dine on succulent chinese meals for the rest of my life. Charles Dozna deals with being arrested in an impeccable manner.  For those that don't know, he used to bugger off from food establishments without paying.  I'd have happily paid for his meal if l could have the privilege of having one with him. What a class pisshead.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!


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Friday, 4 December 2020

verrazzano bridge swaying in high winds

Because of high winds, New York's Verrazano Bridge had to close. I'm impressed by how much it's moving in this video, but more impressed by the noise it makes. I could listen to that all day on a loop. You could market this as an alternative to whale songs.



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Thursday, 3 December 2020

ruben's cupid escapes at brussels airport

This looks absolutely amazing.  Ruben's Cupid escaping from the painting at Brussels Airport and flying around.  I can't believe there are so many people in the airport not interested in watching it, as l would go out of my way by quite a bit to witness this.  Hats off to all the people responsible.


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how to play any AC/DC song in 30 seconds 🎸


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the brexit festival

 


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the vibra finger

 I bet this Vibra-Finger wasn't used to massage gums, no matter what the advert says.



                                          

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when the pubs open again

 This will be me when the pubs are open again without the restrictions


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Wednesday, 2 December 2020

lager and scotch eggs

So the pubs are back open for business in our neck of the woods, as long as there is a substantial meal with the booze, which, according to Michael Gove, can be a couple of scotch eggs.  Looks like he's saving his for later.

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someone's selling my old sofa in bootle

 It looks like John in Bootle is selling my old sofa.  What a bargain.

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elaine paige having cock

l've only just seen this from earlier on in the lockdown, but it certainly made me laugh. Elaine Paige dealing with the lockdown with cock, according to The Telegraph. At least she took it well (Fnaaar)

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georgia elections official gabriel sterling condemns trump

More of this kind of talk please. Gabriel Sterling slams President Trump for encouraging violence against his team.  It could be argued that as a Republican, he should have spoken out earlier, but at least he is doing it now, and he is right.  Other Republicans and many news outlets are should also back this kind of talk up, but l'm not holding my breath. Trump's deranged rhetoric will end up costing people their lives, but sadly, l don't think he cares, and l also think he probably wants it to end in violence, maybe even to declare a state of emergency as a grab for extended power. Nothing that twat does would surprise me. 



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