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 OK - l'll admit it. It was me coming home from a fancy dress party. But what a night it was. No regrets. Toodle pip

I'm not even sure what l'm trying to say here, as l do believe there was a shooting and people died, but then again........guess whi...

 Well played Tony. Well played indeed. Toodle pip

 

 Once again l went to the local pub yesterday with high expectations. When will l ever learn? What l hoped for. What l encountered. Toodle p...

I was told about this £18,000 better off on benefits story in the pub yesterday by (obviously) a Reform voter, and said it sounded pretty im...

Alexa - show me something ironic.   Full article is here Toodle pip

We decided not to go out yesterday, despite the excellent Manchester United result, so it off out today to the local instead. Despite the li...

As Jonathan Gullis (a corrupt twat) defects to Reform (a party full of corrupt Russian loving twats), it's handy that past messages from...

On this day many years ago I skived off school to go and buy this single and then went back to our empty house to play it constantly before ...

 

These are two regulars at my local, both in Thailand and obviously having a good time. I think Bainsey (Dave) may have had a few too many lo...

I'm (kind of) looking forward to the Manchester United v Crystal Palace game later today, and then off to the pub for a meet up with mat...

 

Of course it's black.  They know what they're doing. Flag shagging Russian money racist grabbing twats. Toodle pip

 Anything to distract from the Epstein files, plus being at war evokes Emergency regulations, obviously open to abuse by the orange sex pest...

I've just been on the telephone to work and agreed to start work early today at the outrageous time of 2.30pm instead of 3pm. Obviously ...

Last night's entertainment and a splendid night was had by all, despite the roadworks and diversions around Newcastle. Toodle pip

Love this. The Dylan version gives the lyrics extra gravitas. Think l prefer it to the original, which, at the time was the last T. Rex rele...

A strong front page from the paper that supported Boris Johnson and still employ him as a star columnist. Toodle pip

Pass me my tiniest violin (again). The Times (as usual) hammering Labour with an 88 year old worried about the mansion tax (which can be def...

Despite the crappy weather Oop North, l'm getting picked up shortly for tonight's entertainment, 9 Below Zero at The Cluny in Newcas...

 Is it only the female reporters who have the balls to stand up to Trump, and take the flack for it from the orange sex pest, and where'...

Defending antisemitism while casting Reform as 'mainstream'. Fuck off Mr Pollard. If Farage has changed his opinions, l'm a bana...

 Hey - We've all done it. Live your best life baby. Toodle pip

 Fuck off Jamie - l've told you l'm not looking in the telescope again! Toodle pip

 Oxymoronic with the emphasis on Moron. It's either paused or not. It can't be permanently paused. Because of someone the Trump admi...

 

 It's a hard life but you've got to put the hours in. This is work related, and l'm staying overnight. Toodle pip

 

Where does the time go? I know it's not the first punk release, but what a record!! Punk music didn't last for long, but the change ...

 It looks like l know where l'll be next August 2nd. Toodle pip

 

Sometimes, you have to give up with parody and surrealism as normal life takes care of that for you.   Toodle pip

 Voyager 1 is now nearly one light day away from Earth (16.1 Billion miles), which helps demonstrate (as if we didn't already know) just...