Wednesday, 24 July 2013

cock flavoured food

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Mmmmmmm    I've got a hankering for some food, but the thought of it being cock flavoured puts me off somewhat. toodle pi...

the old catterick camp cinema

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The old Catterick Camp cinema that used to be in Shute road was closed when l arrived here, and the nearest one was in Richmond (which...
Tuesday, 23 July 2013

captain america wank sound affect

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I don't know if this clipping has been doctored, but l certainly hope not. Captain America wanks an enemy with his shield. toodl...
Monday, 22 July 2013

david cameron is blocking porn

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So, our great and good leader David Cameron is going to bring in measures to block porn unless it is asked for. Apparently, the intern...

russell brand on msnbc tv

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This is about a month old now, but Russell Brand makes mincemeat of the presenters on USA's MSNBC. It makes you proud to be Englis...

more scans from the america 2000 trip - new orleans and san antonio

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There's plenty more where these came from. toodle pip

the cotton bud from my ear

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One of these days l am going to deafen myself, as there is nothing l like more than rubbing a cotton bud in my ears (well, there are oth...

tim biskup artwork

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Tim Biskup is an American artist who has done album covers and posters for the likes of Pavement and Faith No Mor...

bobby gillespie of primal scream

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Bobby Gillespie (from Primal Scream ) can come across as a spaced out rock snob, who's always trying to be trendier than the next m...
Sunday, 21 July 2013

top talent (again)

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I know l'm a natural at my job, and here's some written proof from the powers above me.  I have now been declared 'Top Ta...

america trip 2000 - some scans from memphis

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Some scans of the crap l kept from Memphis in 2000. It's the home of Elvis Presley and Sun Studios, so music, d...

alan moore - big numbers and pop will eat itself - def con 1 and can you (u) dig it

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As the wonderful Pop Will Eat Itself sang in 'Def Con 1' (a song heavily based on ' Watchmen '), " Alan Moore kno...

the bedale rock festival 1990 programme

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I put together the programme for the Bedale Rock Festival in 1990, and although l know you can always look back at the past and want to...

the america trip 2000

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Well, l survived another night in Middlesbrough on Friday, and had a splendid time.  Straight back to work afterwards, and have ...
Thursday, 18 July 2013

keep going with party tabs

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Hopefully someone will slip one of these in my drink tomorrow when l am out and about in Middlesbrough . If they do, there will be no com...

mummies on marlboro cigarettes

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That's it mummy, light up a fag and please don't shout at me. Make a day of it and hit the booze cabinet while you are at it. ...