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Another magnificent win by the wonderful boys in black. Arsenal had some chances, but United should have scored more and dominated most of t...

This is doing the rounds on Facebook at the moment. I was only saying to the FPO last night that most people are pretty racist deep down. I ...

Hadn't seen this for ages - rocking (and creepy)

I can't believe how much money has just slipped through my poor little hands today, and I have been at work for most of it! Had to pay t...

I finished both of these books today, and enjoyed them, but in completely different ways. The Moses Roper one is exactly what it says on th...

Another fine day today. I was at work earlier on and took someone to Megan’s funeral at St Annes in the Village. There were quite a few peop...

Hurrah!! Another great night of football from the wonderful Manchester United. At long last they are starting to play better, and should hav...

Due to the sad demise of my car, I have been cycling to work each day, and I am either getting faster or my clock at home needs looking at ...

Nicolas Cage's "epic spending spree" in 2007, by his investment adviser: three homes costing $33m plus; 22 cars, including nin...

This is like me. I have just spent about two hours looking at nothing in particular, just pottering about. I should really go to bed as I wi...

Had a good time with Robbo and Kerry in the Boro at the weekend, Joe Rigatoni's on Friday night and the Cross Keys on Saturday. They tol...

Probably the best advert I have ever seen

As I am off work again (no work till Tuesday afternoon!), It is back to watching films, listening to music, and reading. I have been lying i...

What a fantastic film this was. It's a documentary, but done with animation. Watched it a couple of nights ago on Sky+, deleted it by ac...

very clever

Look what happened to me just before going to bed last night! I felt as though I needed to go to the loo and then all my bowels fell out. I ...

Bloody football. What is happening with Manchester United? Just lost to Ciddy 2-1 at their council ground, with Tevez (of course) scoring bo...

This is from a lexicon dating from the 17th century, listing the correct terms for carving meat. To Carve, is to Cut up a Dish of Meat, but ...

Fucking brilliant! At last I can unleash my songs to the world without interferance!

The panic is over and the country (and my poor arse) can rest in peace. The pooing has stopped, as the Imodium has worked its magic. Nothin...

Good news and bad news. On the bad news front, the poos are still happening. I have had four today already. It's amazing, I am surprise...

Christ on a shitty bike. What a day I have had! I was at work and slept over, and even went to bed at a sensible time (11.30pm) as I was tir...

Rather sadly I am now back at work, not really slaving away but at least I am attending. Still have not cycled to work (did I mention that ...

Yet another fab day of dossing about. Been listening to a load of Rolling Stones bootlegs (sad eh?) and reading. Haven't been downstairs...

this is a great trailer for one of my favorite films. Makes me want to watch it again. Now.

What a splendid day today. No work (which is always great) and as I have no car at the moment, I stayed in, read, dossed about and listened ...

I used to live daahhnn south, by Wallingford in Oxfordshire. I have just read about Moses Roper ( c . 1815 – 15 April 1891), who got himself...

So, the Togolese team have been attacked in Angola. Alan Davies (who I do not find funny in any way, shape or form), said on Five Live, ...

Class stuff this - they don't make them like these boys anymore toodle pip

Unfortunately, Mowgli took a turn for the worse again today and had stopped eating. He also was not weeing, even though his bladder was ful...

Damn! Still at work and having to adjust to being back (not that work is difficult or anything). Holidays seem a long long time ago, even th...

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so ...

Well, Christmas is over, I am full of cheese and pickled onions, and l am back to work tomorrow. Damn and double damn!! Had a good time thou...

Well, it's nowhere near Christmas yet, but me and the FPO are having a splendid old time. She is in bed, I am on the computer, but we ha...

Myself and the fun prevention officer have been lazing around tonight watching TV and spending some 'quality time' together. This e...

Hurrah! Patrick has come round and sorted the computer out again, so more posts to follow shortly. Could have been fixed a while ago but a c...

l hate to think of how many beatings these took before they were trained. Very clever though.

This all seems so strange. There are hardly any women about and the men are really keen on flat caps. Most of the young rascals in the film...

So Robbie was on stage with Take That last night, even if they didn't sing together. I am mighty suspicious of the fact Robbie is now k...

l know it's a bit late but l have been at work. Here's to the remembrance

Here's some of the places l have just been to on the Island Cruise. Enjoyed everywhere but Casablanca was probably my favorite place. A...

Here is a picture of me yesterday in Lanzarote - a lot warmer than l am now - damn!

Liverpool - l fucking hate them

This is one of the best books ever written about rock music. Nick is an excellent writer and has some great tales to tell about hanging aro...

The poor little bugger has been to the vets again today. I had to leave him to be gassed and cleaned out again as his puss under his cheek ...

Brown hair zig-zag around her face And a look of half-surprise Like a fox caught in the headlights There was animal in her eyes Oh she was a...

Saw this in St Abbs yesterday - looks like he's been sucked to death - what a way to go! toodle pip

Busy weekend we have just had. Robbo and Kerry came to stay on Friday night and we went out to the Wine bar and J.T's, before getting an...

This is my favorite map of London, l got it years ago (from the KFC at the corner of Hyde park, and it does just what it says on the tin. I...

A couple of good pieces in the Observer at the weekend re the Tories being all caring and their 'we're all in it togther' rheto...