Cheaper Drugs Now !!

Used to like this monologue/poem when l was younger

This link will take you to one of the strangest places l have ever seen (when not on drugs) http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/09/most-ali...

"How can she slap me?"

Don't like the soppy music that goes with this, but it made me cry as well. l need counselling (no suprise there).

Seen the consultant (Peter Parker) at Northallerton hospital today about my knee, which needs to be operated on as l have torn the ligaments...

Here's a ninja cat to cheer me up after the last post.

I was listening to a podcast from the Word magazine, when David Hepworth, a man who writes for them and has worked at Smash Hits and on the ...

l want some of this!!

Lived my life as a mixture of Foghorn and Baloo

re-post as it's so good

This is so bad on every level. Listen to the guitar - the vocals - everything! Its so shit it's unbelievable. It used to be a good song ...

Just returned from New York with Mandy, Kerry, Robbo, Dazzer and Louise. Great time had by all, lots of drink (without drugs!!), football an...

This has got to be a set up - can't believe it's real, although it reminds me of first forming a band! Click on the link, as l can...

What a cartoon!

Finished work! Hurrah !! Holidays coming up !! Birthday in a couple of days !! In Manchester tomorrow!! New york on Wednesday!! Life is now ...

Wrote this a couple of days ago at work, but had trouble with my memory stick. Sorted it at last. Well, it’s happened at last –the blog is b...

Been pretty busy with one thing and another so l haven't been keeping up with the blog. Normal service to be resumed in the next day or ...

Amazing

What a gay day yesterday was. Out in the Wine Bar with Joseph, then met by Mandy, stayed out for a while with Richie and Ben, then home to t...

Mad for it on Saturday, at Stockton for the Happy Mondays free gig. Drinks and disco biscuits all round. Went to what we thought was the Gr...

Brendon Erdhardt, of Northern Territories, Australia was caught by police speeding at 150km/h, while filming himself masturbating at the w...

A mixed breed and a Labrador, formerly owned by Diane Sue Whalen of Tulsa County, have been accepted by the Best Friends Animal Society in K...

I was listening to the Russell Brand show today (Saturdays show), with Noel from Oasis as a guest/co-presenter as usual. I have always loved...

had a great day on Tuesday. Didn't start out so good as l had to go to a work training thingie at the White Rose hotel in Leeming Bar, w...

Jeremy Clarkson goes up to Kate Moss at a Party and says "Hi I'm Jeremy.I do Top Gear" Kate Moss replies "Go on then,I...

After the great weekend we had, it was back to clouds and rain on Monday. According to the Observer on Sunday, the forecast for the next six...

The new James Bond film is called Quantum of Solace. Eh? One of Timothy Dalton's 007 outings was changed to Licence to Kill from Licence...

Phew! What a scorcher! Sadly though, l had to go to work at 3pm so it’s not all fun and games. Working overnight tonight (Saturday) and then...

Quote of the day " A good idea attempted is better than a bad idea perfected" Don Letts - B.A.D

Repeating All My Loving at the moment, a 17 part series from (l think) the 1970's. Its great, a bit studious and middle class but some u...

Didnt i tell yo punk ass boi he cant get no milk n cookies?!?!?!?! now im telln yo short ass u cant have none so take yo little punk ass up ...

So l have finally discovered what is wrong with my knee. Went through to Northallerton hospital yesterday for the results of my MRI scan, ...

Been busy having a rare old time during the last few days. Went out on Thursday to the Wine Bar, met Joe Finnigan and others, stayed out ch...

Pictures of Mars and the Earth and Moon, what more can you want (Mars' Moon looks spooky) http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/06/marti...

Finished work at 2pm yesterday (Tuesday) and l only have 8 hours work to do till 3pm next Tuesday. Result! Reading Ben Elton's Blind Fai...

great album a s well

Don't you think the hysteria over knife crime is at least partially responsible for the rise in the amount of knife crime? Surely the p...

Another top song - love baloo (sadly growing into being him, or is that a good thing?

One of my favorite songs ever (and films)

" A night drinking with Kate Moss ended with him under the table, biting people on the ankles" What a guy Ronnie Wood has walked o...

I know it’s not that long till the start of the new football season and the European championships have just finished, but l’m missing games...

Been trying to paste a direct link to this but it won't work - so heres another - pass my acid http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur9mMWTrBIA

Had a fine day in Bedale on Wednesday, had to go and pay for my mums funeral, then went for a look in the second hand shops and butchers. W...

Trying to find out how accurate weather forecasts are, as l have had an argument with someone about the weather this year. He (Jimmy) was sa...

wish my dentist was like this, wouldn't mind going so much

Up and about early today as l have to go into work for fire training (don't panic and call the fire brigade). Going to Bedale after to p...

What a great time l had last night. Down the local from about 4pm till 10pm, got very drunk and played pool for money all night. Won every g...

Kid rock looks like a star, acts like one, and l love him a lot

been in the pub all afternoon, drunk and more stupid than usual. Watched (or rather skipped through alll the glastonbury footage we had sky+...

here's another band that would be a lot more popular if they looked like rock stars - great songs though

The great God Fergie has been giving evidence on behalf of Ben Collett, a Manchester United reserve who had his leg broken in two places in ...

I used to play and watch tennis a lot, now I couldn’t tell you the first thing about it, as I stopped watching when it became about power, s...

love this band - they'd be a lot bigger if they looked like proper rock stars (ie women want to shag them and blokes want to be them)

Sun is shining, weather is sweet, makes me want to move my dancing feet. Unfortunately my hay fever is bugging me and my knee is too sore. O...

Excellent - won a £10 bet with this. Robbo knows fuck all about football