give a fuck o meter

Something l can relate to and something else for a t shirt

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roy from the it crowd's t shirts

Roy (Chris ODowd) from The IT Crowd (a brilliant series) wears a different t shirt in every episode, which are geeky, stupid, or just plain nonsense (unless you are a geek).  What you need to decipher (or buy them) is a site dedicated to them,  but that would involve levels of geekdom l can only aspire to.
Luckily, there are plenty of people who have reached that level, and there are sites here and here devoted to the very thing.
Enjoy!

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plague boy shirt

Another design that would look great on a t shirt.

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this is not here

Another t shirt l will eventually get around to making or buying.  Based on the John Lennon / Yoko Ono art exhibition in New York (1972).
I just think it will mess with peoples minds, especially when they are drunk.  I might even print 'But this is' on the back.
Feel free to nick the idea if you are a t shirt maker, just send me a free copy (usual address) if you do.

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realistic animal face t shirts

These hyper realistic dog, cat and pig t-shirts are amazingly life like and look kind of spooky.  There are plenty of them for sale on Amazon, such as this one, and l may have to invest in the pig one for Dazzer, my member of the filth in law (it's an ongoing joke).  I've got my eye on a possible rabbit one, which will freak out the FPO, and probably scare the shit out of Tubbs, our real idiot rabbit (not that he has any problem producing shit).

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different sin

What a great statement and another mind bending slogan that would look great on a t shirt.

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sarcastic t-shirt

One of these days l'll have to get around to making or buying these.
This one would suit me down to the ground.

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my new t shirts (nearly)

Once l manage to drag myself off my lonesome spotty behind, l am going to get these slogans transfered onto tee shirts for myself.  Obviously, knowing the speed l get things accomplished, this will be in about 2023, and if l can fit into them then, l shall wear them with gay abandon.

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free syrian army shirt

The trouble is still kicking off in Syria, and as a show of support to the freedom fighters, l should get this shirt printed up, as it looks pretty cool. It's for the Free Syrian Army, but it may be back to front and say 'gullible English idiot' for all l know. Still looks cool though, so it's a risk l might take.
Plus it reminds me of the days of 'The Colburn Popular Front'.

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rhino / fat unicorn t shirts

A clever and funny idea for a t-shirt, which makes perfect sense when you think about it.
Rhino's are just fat Unicorns.
Excellent stuff.
Available here.

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l may be old but....

I should get this on a t shirt (but let's face it - l won't).

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huge tracks of land

Where it all started - just after one minute in

The expression 'Tracts of Land', or just a shortened 'Tracts' has been used by some of us around the sunny Catterick and Middlesbrough areas for quite a few years now, as another way of saying breasts. The origin of it has been disputed amongst us, but it has come to our attention that it must have started after watching 'Monty Python and The Holy Grail', where it is used there. Bugger. That means it was not an original invention on our behalf, and maybe we are not as hilarious as we first thought, but it shall continue to be used, as we are now in the habit of saying it after so many years. Some enterprising soul even has t shirts for sale! We missed out on that business opportunity.

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