Showing posts with label fame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fame. Show all posts

Friday 12 April 2013

celebrities as ordinary people


 Britney Spears


 Johnny Depp


 Lady Ga Ga


 Madonna


 The Pitts


 Rihanna


John Travolta

What celebrities would look like if they were real people, just like you and me.  I don't know which one scares me the most, Madonna, or Britney Spears.
From Planet Hiltron, via PopHunter (where more pictures can be found)

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Monday 26 March 2012

how l used to be a rock god like in led zeppelin


It's pretty hard to believe now, but back in the day, this used to be me. A rip-roaring, rodgering, raconteuring, rakish rapscallion of a rogue (but without shagging under age girls).
The evidence is strong.
I have impartial printed evidence that l used to look like Robert Plant (when he was still good looking).
l always had a beautiful lady by my side, and l have hung about (albeit for a short time) with the great and good person that is B.P Fallon, the man with his eyes closed who Plant has his arm around.
I have also handled snakes (of the reptilian kind), and if this photograph was taken in the States, which l suspect it was, l have also been there and had many a rock and roll time in and around it's many hostelries.
Sadly, with my dodgy heart, back, knees, asthma, old age and egg shell head, those days are but a distant memory.
Of course, l blame God (and the FPO for wearing me down and constantly feeding me)
Time to get back to my crunches before her evil plan works and it is to late for me to reclaim my crown.


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Wednesday 8 February 2012

mia at the super bowl (rebel rebel)



There has been a lot of (overblown and exaggerated) fuss about M.I.A  giving the bird finger while she was performing with Madonna during the break in the Super Bowl this year (instead of singing 'shit').
Yawn.
It's just what M.I.A and more importantly, the sponsers would have wanted really, loads of publicity all around the world, even if they may protest (in an unbelievable fashion) about how offended they are.
As for M.I.A, she also won't do badly out of the episode, and she would have entered the general public's consciousness a lot faster than she would have done by the usual route of album/tour/publicity.
A clever move by her really, but, much as l enjoy her music (Arular and Kala are great), the rebel/outsider pose is pretty crap as far as l am concerned. She wants fame and money (ker-ching ker-ching) like most other stars. That is why she agreed to perform, with Madonna, at The Super Bowl, in front of  a world wide audience. Taking the moolah when she can, and good luck to her. She is also married to Benjamin Bronfman, who's father is #261 of the worlds richest people.
Jammy bastard - yes.
Rebel - no.

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Sunday 29 January 2012

three people you shouldn't go out drinking with - when stars were stars


What a night out this must have been. All hail, from left to right -  Keith Richards, James Brown, and John Belushi.
Sadly (but to be expected) only one of them is still alive (obviously the inspiration that is Keef).
Stars nowadays? Pah!
Gym going, moisturiser applying, funny haircut wearing, lip syncing and choreographed dancing in 'trendy' clothes bunch of girls.
And that's just the blokes - don't get me started on the women.

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Saturday 28 January 2012

lookalikes - some good - mostly bad


 Amy - even better than the real thing. Looks good.


Billy Connolly - more like the cockney comedian Micky Flanagan with a false goatee


 Bruce Willis???? No way! Pull that vest over his ugly mug.


 Cameron Diaz? - I don't think so! More like David Cameron's spoon fed daughter.


 Our Cilla -  a lorra lorra testicles on this version


The Dame - Nothing like him, and he needs some sleep


 Reg, but with worse hair (who thought that would be possible?). Also, like a wino l know down the pub


The great and good  Frankie Howard - titter ye not - he looks good


 Matt Le Blanc???????????????????? Piss off!!! No friend of mine.


 Jose???????   That's even worse!!! The special one? Special needs more like.


 Lara Croft - she seems to have aged a lot and looks pretty unhappy about it.


 Patsy Kensit - looks like she needs a trip to A and E


 Becks - waiting for the muscular body, tattoos, and his balls to drop


Macca - been pigging out at to many (of his own) wedding receptions


Wazza - he looks good. Probably enjoying the Bootle prozzies right now.



These are all available to be booked here, but there are some right stinkers amongst them. I think Amy Winehouse, Rooney and Frankie Howard look great, otherwise.........I don't think so.

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